The autum asspirate...

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:22 pm

Raiderfan is an asspirate, a blowhard in from his cell.
With the same old song, he bullshits along
Knowing he’ll soon be back in jail

His face is snarled and grotesque, his body covered with tats.
Adorned with skulls and spikes, indeed a pathetic site.

He growls as he storms the stands, with a knife and a brew in his hand.
He’ll spew like a con till he’s beaten down
Then he’ll run and hide like a clown.

Yes, Raiderfan is an aspirate, praying for a win
A nation of fools where myopia rules
and Alice doesn’t know where to begin.

CM..05

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:23 pm

I hate the Raiders and all, but holy shit. That was awful.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:11 am

^^^

Thanks bro. I put alot of thought into that diddy. I hope the Raiduhfans in here appreciate the effort.

Frank Football · Post by **Frank Football** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:38 am

The Autumn Wind is a criminal
Blustering in from jail
With drunken song he sweeps along
Swaggering and meat gazing other males

His face is weather beaten
He wears a lacey sash
With his used condom about his head
And a HITLER moustache

He growls as he storms the dump
A villain slimy and black
And the trees all shake and laugh to themselves
As he relieves himself on Dolphin fan’s back

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Playing with himself just for fun
He'll beat himself into a froth
And eat it when he’s done.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:25 am

Man the Raiders are in your head.

Devoting poor poetry to us,finding links about us online. Chargerfan has ONE winning season and thinks its enough to make funnys. Problem is that they aint funny.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:31 am

Your Raiders' predictions are about as substantiated as your Yankees' predictions.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:26 am

Frank Football wrote:The Autumn Wind is a criminal
Blustering in from jail
With drunken song he sweeps along
Swaggering and meat gazing other males

His face is weather beaten
He wears a lacey sash
With his used condom about his head
And a HITLER moustache

He growls as he storms the dump
A villain slimy and black
And the trees all shake and laugh to themselves
As he relieves himself on Dolphin fan’s back

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Playing with himself just for fun
He'll beat himself into a froth
And eat it when he’s done.

Stellar effort Frank....

Raider Loco · Post by **Raider Loco** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:16 am

Paul agreed with me once and it made me sick to my stomach, I don't think getting a chuckle from everybody's bitch is a good thing Mike. Also asspirate, and not one mention of anyone sticking anyone in the ass? ........ I have an idea, stick it up yours!

GO RAIDERS!!!!

Aaron in Tucson · Post by **Aaron in Tucson** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:11 pm

[stream]http://www.silverandblackattack.com/autumn_wind.mp3[/stream]

The Autumn Wind was written by Steve Sabol. Sabol's father Ed started out filming the 1962 NFL Championship game and three years later founded NFL Films with the 12 NFL team owners. Sam Spence wrote the music to Autumn Wind (the Raiders Theme music) and the late NFL Films announcer John Facenda is the voice you hear reading "Autumn Wind."

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The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
swaggering boisterously

His face is weather beaten
He wears a hooded sash
With his silver hat about his head
And a bristly black moustache

He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won

Props to Mike and Frank for the effort. Beats the fuck out of another Cmike cut 'n paste "FUCKING MEXICAN RAIDERFANS!!" article.

Raiderfan IS in your domes…VROOM! riding up the steep Himalayas of your mind.
Getting major air off of all the bumps and bruises Raiderfan has bestowed upon you all of these years. Fun ride. Easy, but fun.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:34 pm

I'll remind myself to avoid you CMike in my trip to SD. I don't feel too comfortable being around an ass pirate researcher.

Ahh, what the hell, I'll just make sure I keep you in my sights at all times

:D

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:52 pm

Aaron in Tucson wrote:[stream]http://www.silverandblackattack.com/autumn_wind.mp3[/stream]

The Autumn Wind was written by Steve Sabol. Sabol's father Ed started out filming the 1962 NFL Championship game and three years later founded NFL Films with the 12 NFL team owners. Sam Spence wrote the music to Autumn Wind (the Raiders Theme music) and the late NFL Films announcer John Facenda is the voice you hear reading "Autumn Wind."

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The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
swaggering boisterously

His face is weather beaten
He wears a hooded sash
With his silver hat about his head
And a bristly black moustache

He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won

Props to Mike and Frank for the effort. Beats the fuck out of another Cmike cut 'n paste "FUCKING MEXICAN RAIDERFANS!!" article.

Raiderfan IS in your domes…VROOM! riding up the steep Himalayas of your mind.
Getting major air off of all the bumps and bruises Raiderfan has bestowed upon you all of these years. Fun ride. Easy, but fun.

Bwah..and props to you Too's..I'm assuming you pirated

into the thread...If memory serves me, it was back in 81 when the Raiduhs trounced the Eggles 27-10...hummm 26 years, seems like yesterday to Raiduhfan.

Suffice to say, Sabol bringing Facinda's legenday voice in was a stroke of frikken genius.

Super Bowl

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:43 am

Aaron in Tucson wrote: Raiderfan IS in your domes…VROOM! riding up the steep Himalayas of your mind.
Getting major air off of all the bumps and bruises Raiderfan has bestowed upon you all of these years. Fun ride. Easy, but fun.

Yep, Raiderfan is in my dome alright, 'cause I tend to think of my wallet size first and foremost, and gullible 'duh fan is SO easy to goad into a cash bet.

Damn right it's fun. :wink: