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ok, its time to set the record straight, ONCE AND FOR ALL,

for years now, ive been listenning to black artists lie about elvis presley, ive watched as chuck D. of public enemy lashes out and calls elvis a racist, when in FACT, chuck D. is the fuckin sick ass racist, not the king,

ive listenned to countless african americans say that elvis stole from black artists, ANOTHER HUGE LIE, elvis presley sounds like NOBODY before or since, he is the most unique artist in the history of recorded sound, his amazing voice with exceptional beautiful tone, is soulful and versitile, and changed several times throughout his short career,

FINALLY, its easy to see why black folks are so afraid of the KING,
that an ICON like elvis, who has been dead for nearly 30 years now, strikes fear in their coward hearts, makes chuck D. squirm in his pitiful over-rated career, ITS SIMPLE, with elvis, you have a white man with SOUL, in fact, elvis had more soul in a sample of his ear wax, than a piece of shit like tupac had in his entire sorry ass career, the king had more soul in a small sample of his royal cum, than all of todays rap crap stars have COMBINED!!!!!!!

in 1954, elvis and his buddies sat around at sun studios, and started to create MAGIC, they fooled around and experimented and made music that still sounds amazingly fresh and REVELATORY today, some 50 years later!!!!!!!!!!!! they called it rockabilly, combining black blues with white country, and this was the birth of rock n' roll, PLUS, elvis did more, after he got out of the army, he did what a true artist does, he expands and changes, suddenly his voice becomes otherworldly, he makes music in 6 different genres, and records critically acclaimed classics in the process,
often arranging his entire studio output, some of his gospel classics are considered the very top of the genre,

I am just rolling up my sleeves on this matter, ive carefully researched the entire music career of elvis presley, and ive got facts that will totally destroy anyone who cares to debate me,
so, with that, I say, BRING IT PUNKS!
get ready to be made a fool of, especially anyone who is stupid enough to say that elvis stole from black folks, you dumb fucks will get your ass handed to you real fast,
after 25 years of studying the music of the king, you guys havent got a fuckin chance,

here is a typical debate,
dumb fuck brings up that elvis stole "hound dog", originally recorded by big mama thorton, a popular black blues singer,
"hound dog" was originally written by jerry lieber and mike stoller,
two jewish white boys from new york,

elvis didnt steal anything, like all great artists, as a young boy, elvis would go to beale street in memphis, and listen to the black blues singers of the day, this greatly influenced the young boy, and later, when elvis opened his mouth to sing, he sounded like nobody, as james brown would say many years later, "elvis had tremendous soul" james brown, often called the godfather of soul, knew about elvis' soul, the trouble with todays' artists is, most of them are dumber than a turd, anytime you hear a rapper dissing the king, immediately you realize how stupid and clueless they are,
in fact, I laugh out loud at todays rap stars, their music is a joke,
to me, when a dog does his business on the sidewalk, and creates a smelly brown piece of shit, that piece of shit has more creative value that any shit produced today,
which brings me to a funny moment,

remember when weird al yankovic did his parody of "gangsters paradise"? called "amish paradise"? it seems that the rappers who recorded the song were offended, they said that weird al ruined their great music with his parody? REALLY? the way I see it, how could weird al have ruined a smelly turd? a smelly turd ALREADY stinks,
if anything, weird al actually made it better, the point being, those rappers thought that they had created something of value, to them maybe, but the rest of the world saw it as a smelly piece of dog shit, which eventually dries up in the wind,

now, not all of the shit today is bad, I'd say that 5 to 10 percent of the shit today is decent, but the vast majority? GARBAGE,
and the funny thing is this, listen to them rap, rhyme with lots of curse words, you dont actually need to sing, you dont even need to have a good vocal quality, in fact, most of them suck ass, no talent queers, worthless fucks, so the next time you hear a rapper diss the KING, remember the source, a toilet full of shit,
peace.

[ram]http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/ram/choc_elvis_dubs07f.ram[/ram]

Some reading music.

Btw, what's up with "bradhusker" anyway? I thought, all along, it was "bradhuskers."

Thoroughly disappointed here, dogs.

:brad:

If you think I'm reading all of that, you're nuts.

bradhusker wrote:remember when weird al yankovic did his parody of "gangsters paradise"? called "amish paradise"? it seems that the rappers who wrote the song were offended

Bueller? Class? Anyone?

Yeah....you did your research alright.

You know who should be pissed...

Uhm, yeah. I figured you were feeling me, Donovan. Actually, I was figuring that just about all of the posters here were. Those same posters that bradhusker was trying to educate with his extensive research and vast knowledge.

Dude done put a whoopin on himself.

PSST! BRAD! Gangstas Paradise was a remake of a song from one of BY FAR the greatest, most influential albums that steered pop/rock/R&B in a new direction. It kinda sat at #1 on the charts for a few months. And this is REALLY going to bum you out -- it was written by a black guy.

this troll is teh suck.

PSSST. Dinsdale, you missed the point stupid,
the rappers were offended, they publically came out and even threatened weird AL, they said that weird Al's parody was an abomination of their work of art, and, they felt insulted, WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY MAIN POINT, they never had a work of art to begin with, that rap group, and every piece of shit they ever recorded, SUCKS ASS, they wont be remembered by any serious scholar, THIS ISNT MY OPINION, ITS A FACT!
now dinsdale, you may dis-agree with me, you may even think that those rappers are great, WHO GIVES A SHIT, I laugh at what you think, hey dinsdale? werent you the idiot who did that post in the political thread? the one where you said that the bush administration chose to stray from united states policy of not attacking unless we are attacked first?
OH, so the serbs attacked us first? then bill clinton bombed and killed 3000 of them? OH I see, I SEE THAT DINSDALE IS A FUCKIN MORON IDIOT,
dinsdale, after you came out with that stupid comment, you lost all credibility,

PSST. dinsdale, I never said that I did research on rappers or rap music, the research I have done over the past 25 years, is on the music and career of elvis presley, so once again, dinsdale isnt listenning, he is making shit up, so what, if I didnt know who wrote the song, "gangstas paradise", that wasnt my main point, MY POINT WAS, to clearly point out the FACTS, the fact was that the rap group was insulted by weird Al's parody, they even called weird AL, and told him that they didnt find his parody funny at all, and, get this, they felt like weird Al dis-respected their work of art?
excuse me a moment,
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
the reason I must laugh my ass off is this,
saying that weird Al dis-respected their rap song, is like saying that you can dis-respect a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk, meaning that any piece of music by that rap group, is liken to a steaming pile of shit, plain and simple,
PSSSST. dinsdale, you are a stupid fool,
thanks for playing,
dumb fuck,

bradhusker wrote:you missed the point stupid,
the rappers were offended......they said that weird Al's parody was an abomination of their work of art

This isn't going well for you. It isn't going to get any better.

This troll sucks. Kill it.

man, you have got to be the dumbest fuck in the history of this or ANY board, again, no one gives a fuck who wrote the song, or who recorded it first, that is not the point here, since you are a complete dumbass, you cant understand basic facts, judging by your idiotic post over in the political thread,

finally, after your stupid remarks in the political thread, you have ZERO credibility in here, you are routinely laughed at, and, I am willing to wager that your a pussy as well,

with all that said, you are indeed a clueless fuck,

While it's true that we often laugh at Dinsdale, he's right about one thing: your troll sucks and needs to go.

Any further race-baiting troll bullshit goes straight to Trots. Got it?

You claim a bunch of rappers wrote Gangstas Paradise, yet I'm clueless?

Ohhhhkay.

P.S.: The day you stop laughing at/with me(doesn't matter which), is the day I quit posting.

basically, after that pussy rapper recorded the song and the video, they thought somehow, that they did something of great value, then, when weird Al did his parody, they were pissed off at it, I can sit back and laugh at the entire situation, because I realize that they suck, their recording sucks, their video sucks, AND, dinsdale is a fool for not getting the point here,

its getting worse for you dinsdale, and, you are too stupid to even realize this fact,

dolly parton wrote and recorded the song, "I will always love you",
whitney houston recorded the same song years later, even though dolly is the songwriter, the new recording is whitney's creation, the video is also whitneys' project, she is the singer, and the new record is her interpretation, so yes, the actual songwriter creates the song, but, it can be redone many times over, and, it can even give a completely different emotion or mood from someone else's interpretation of it,
only a stupid clown such as yourself, thinks that no one can re-interpret a lyric, and create a completely new sound, and a completely new recording, IN FACT, the classic song, "america the beautiful" has been recorded and re-recorded many times, by many different artists, the songwriter who wrote the song decades ago, had no idea how amazing his lyrics could be, UNTIL the genius of ray charles' interpretation took hold, brother ray weaved his magical vocals around it, with amazing soul, and BAMM, he created a work of art, even though he didnt write the lyrics,

now, isnt it amazing how a man like me, just made you look like a worthless hack?

with just a few short words, I made you look completely foolish, and I havent even rolled up my sleeves yet, just wait till I get going with my vast knowledge, dinsdale, I will make you look like a dog who goes back to his own stupid vomit,
again, you are one dumb fuck,

again, they didnt write it, but, they felt their recording of it was made fun of by weird Al, in fact, they went on to say that weird Al 's parody was an abomination, I LAUGHED AT THAT, because to this day, their recording and video sucks ass, in fact, they are pure crap, and yet they felt that somehow they have credibility in the world of music?
bottom line, they are crap,
and dinsdale? you STILL dont get it,

donovan, not only is dinsdale a troll, but, judging by his comments over in the political threads, he is a stupid troll as well,
he tries to portray himself as a knowledgeable music person, HOWEVER, judging by the music that he likes, he likes talentless bands, that is, bands that suck ass, bands that ten years from now will be on food stamps, or giving handjobs for crack on the sidewalk, dinsdale is like the dog which goes back to his own vomit, to revel in the smell of it, the texture of it, even the taste of it,
yep, he is that ugly troll under some hideous rock somewhere, infested with god knows what,

bradhusker wrote:isnt it amazing a man like me

I get it -- you're parodying James Taylor, right?

Just yesterday morning
They let me know you sucked ass
Donovan with his mod controls put an end to you
Woke up this morning
And I wrote down this song
When you're banned I won't http://www.yousendit.com it to you

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen shitty trolls that I thought were pretty lame
I've seen dumb ass threads where the clueless have no game
And I never want to read you again

Won't you look down upon me Elvis
You gotta help me make a stand
Seems part of your fan club is fucking gay
My eyes are aching cause his posts are so bland
I won't read any more, anyway

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen shitty trolls that I thought were pretty lame
I've seen dumb ass threads where the clueless have no game
And I never want to read you again

The thread's walking my mind to a painful time
But pile-ons are fun
Lord know I've made better posts that squirted from my buns
Well there's hours of time on the DSL line
Watching the tards get run
Forehead bashed keys and E-Machines in pieces on the ground

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen shitty trolls that I thought were pretty lame
I've seen dumb ass threads where the clueless have no game
And I never want to read you again

so, dinsdale?
after singing a song like a fairy, you sound like a prissy little princess, I havent laughed this hard in a long long time, a queenie little fairy like you, singing and prancing about, you really have zero credibility, and again, after your legendary stupidity over in the political thread, you should go back to polishing knobs, FULL-TIME,
what a dumb ASS,