Bands that really suck

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:08 pm

I was just in the grocery store--and the pre-programmed morning music always makes me want to go to the desert and self-flagallate and eat snakes.

Huey Lewis and the News. what did we so as a culture to deserve them? and always some Don Henley ballad.....

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:14 pm

Rush.

Rush.

And Rush.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:58 pm

Linkin Park.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:06 pm

Dashboard Confessional. I HATE this guy:

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:07 pm

PrimeX wrote:Rush.

Rush.

And Rush.

Nooooo...sorry.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:25 pm

Ok. What in THE fuck? Did you just throw multiple sclerosis smack at my Girbauds

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:33 pm

PrimeX wrote:Ok. What in THE fuck? Did you just throw multiple sclerosis smack at my Girbauds

What does that even mean?

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:37 pm

Eddie Money

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:17 pm

Papa Roach. What the fuck? Biggest pouser in the history of pousing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:29 pm

Papa Roach? Last Resort is an awesome tune to scream to when you're riding in a vehicle full of drunks.

The Beasty Boys are quite possibly the worst "band" ever.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:36 pm

Patsy Stone wrote:
PrimeX wrote:Ok. What in THE fuck? Did you just throw multiple sclerosis smack at my Girbauds
What does that even mean?

The pic.

http://www.acceleratedcure.org

What does THAT even mean?

http://www.acceleraterush'sdemise.now

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:39 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Papa Roach? Last Resort is an awesome tune to scream to when you're a child who is easily depressed.

Dins, you're an old man. You don't need to be reliving tired teen angst tunes ESPECIALLY when they are as bad as Papa Roach. Just reply with "I listen to them in hopes of scoring younger, immature chicks" and be done with it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:46 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:"I listen to them in hopes of scoring younger, immature chicks"

What is "Dave Matthews Band," Alex?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:11 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Dins, you're an old man.

No man, or woman...no homosapien of any age should be singing ANY Papa Roach song under any circumstance, whether it involve extreme inebriation or docile sobriety.

Schmeck · Post by **Schmeck** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:49 pm

Of all the current bands that are getting some run and success, Nickel Back is the worst of all of them. Pure corporate soul killing bullshit.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:00 pm

311 hasn't had a hit in so long, I almost forgot how much they suck...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:21 pm

PrimeX wrote:
Patsy Stone wrote:
PrimeX wrote:Ok. What in THE fuck? Did you just throw multiple sclerosis smack at my Girbauds
What does that even mean?
The pic.

http://www.acceleratedcure.org

What does THAT even mean?

http://www.acceleraterush'sdemise.now

FYI It just NOW showed up that you changed my Alex Trebeck picture. Ass. :x

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:59 am

WTF? Make sense much? :roll:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:51 am

Schmeck wrote:Of all the current bands that are getting some run and success, Nickel Back is the worst of all of them. Pure corporate soul killing bullshit.

rack. When the first Spiderman came out they had some power ballad featuring their ugly lead singer and some even uglier lead singer. Truly atrocious.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:55 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:featuring their ugly lead singer

Oh c'mon! This guy is ugly?!?!?!

P.S. - Yes, he's ugly. *shudder*

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:20 pm

Is that Johnny Fairplay? :?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:46 am

Limp Biskit

Fleetwood Mac

Blink 182

No Doubt

Sublime(dont give 2 shits what you stoners say,they are unlistenable)

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:31 pm

The Assassin wrote:Sublime(dont give 2 shits what you stoners say,they are unlistenable)

RACK! Everytime I hear that butchering of "No Woman, No cry" I die a little inside!

I'm sure the only thing that makes Bob spin in his grave any more than that is the possibility of Rita digging his ass up and planting him in Africa!

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:20 pm

I'd really love to hear what some of you guys think are really good bands. Not that my favorites are being trashed, but to each their own.

Truly crappy:

Dashboard Confessional (I watched part of that unplugged special they had in which their fans basically sang along to every single song. Yeah, that's what I want to hear when I listen to a live set.)

John Mayer (Not really a band, but I can only tolerate one song of his (Bigger Than My Body). His others drive me absolutely insane and make me want to shove a fork in my ear.)

3 Doors Down - (Heard them on Stern and seem like really likeable guys. I just hate their watered down rock.)

Matchbox Twenty - (I love how Rob Thomas of this band said that his solo work allows him to hit edgier topics. I really can tell no difference. It all sounds like shit.)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:27 pm

Headhunter wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Sublime(dont give 2 shits what you stoners say,they are unlistenable)
RACK!

Another rack. Sublime is great if you've never heard anything that wasn't on Top 40 radio. If you've actually heard Sublime's inspirations, you can't believe how horrible they are.

Good eye on Matchbox 20. That dude dances like he has to shit but can't find a toilet. Ugly awkward dude acting like women would give a damn about his ugly ass. Rob Thomas gets the gas face.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:17 pm

311 sucks too.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:11 pm

At Large wrote:I'd really love to hear what some of you guys think are really good bands.

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Sublime doesn't rub me the wrong way like they appear to do to some of you. They obviously saw the Crazy 8's play somewhere, and decided they could mainstream it. The thing that bothrs me with them, is that there seems to be some younger folks that somehow think Scarlet Begonias is by Sublime.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote: The thing that bothrs me with them, is that there seems to be some younger folks that somehow think Scarlet Begonias is by Sublime.

you'll go crazy trying to win that fight. trust me,

sin,

KC in college trying to convince east coast deadheads that "yet another" song was written by Woody Guthrie. or some hillbilly family in the Appalachians called "traditional".

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:37 pm

Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with...

-Matchbox Twenty
-NickelbackPODStaindPuddleofMud (yes, it's all one band to me)
-Collective Soul
-Kidrock
-Live
-AFI
-Disturbed
-Linkin Park
-Dashboard Confessional
-Uncle Kracker
-Bowling for Soup
-Three Days Grace
-Toad the Wet Sprocket
-Sum41311Blink182 (again, all one band)
-And any other band that uses the inspiration of a 12 year old's AIM screen name for its name

Of course there are many more, but if ANY of you are even slightly intrigued by any of the above, you are a dork of unthinkable proportions. Also, I do not believe it possible to like any of the above bands and have the capability to drop anchor into a woman, unless she's really fat, ugly or retarded (sup dins).

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:45 pm

And here's a blast from the past...

Guns N' Roses, from left, Michael 'Duff' McKagan, Dizzy Reed, Axl Rose, Saul 'Slash' Hudson and Matt Sorum, receives the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award for 'November Rain' at the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony in Los Angeles, Ca., on Sept. 9, 1992. 'Slash' and 'Duff' have sued frontman Axl Rose for allegedly naming himself sole administrator of the group's copyrights. The suit was filed Aug. 17, 2005 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian, File)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Collective Soul

I think we have a winner.

Also, I do not believe it possible to like any of the above bands and have the capability to drop anchor into a woman, unless she's really fat, ugly or retarded (sup dins).

Sup? A couple of things.

First, feel lucky that you don't live anywhere near me, since I would pilfer YOUR woman, do naughty shit to her holes, and them send her home for you to bat cleanup. Of course, she hooked up with you, so this would do nothing to debunk my image as a tard-nailer, but I'd laugh regardless.

Second, some of you need some hobbies if one-hit-wonders are making your all-time worst list.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:46 pm

I wish the following would also STFU!

Sum 41
Good Charlotte
Bravery
Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy
Dinsdale's mom
New Found Glory
The Used
Rolling Stones

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Second, some of you need some hobbies if one-hit-wonders are making your all-time worst list.

Title of thread; Bands that really suck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:54 pm

PrimeX wrote:Title of thread; Bands that really suck.

Thanks for helping him out. It's a strenuous job.

My only wonder is, is it reading incomprehension or poor short term memory?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:54 pm

OK, they really suck. It would appear that Clear Channel and a bunch of Johnny-Come-Latelies are in your dome. Bode them.

Speaking of, Flaming Lips is quite possibly the worst band to come along in almost 20 years.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:55 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:is it reading incomprehension

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:59 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of, Flaming Lips is quite possibly the worst band to come along in almost 20 years.

I issued fearless freaks last night. Didn't know drozd had been horsing it up for the past 6 years. Movie made we wanna catch the live show and more video clips of the 20 Minute Workout.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:OK, they really suck. It would appear that Clear Channel and a bunch of Johnny-Come-Latelies are in your dome. Bode them.

Dude, I turn on MTV to find out what's up with LC on Laguna Beach and the next thing I know these faggots are singing like little bitch girls all over my set. I can't even watch the 140th repeat of Real World/ Road Rules Challenge 2001 without MTV somehow installing these male vaginas on my speaker panel thing or whatever.

I'm just not going to take this any longer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:03 pm

As a kid, we got cable the month MTV started. August 81, if I remember correctly. Sup, Ultravox. Now, I don't think I've even laid eyes on it in over 15 years.

Just say no, you fucking faggot.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:07 pm

Dinsdale's mirror wrote:Just say no, you fucking faggot.

You want more? I have a temper.