Leinart to take 2 hours of classes this fall
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:06 pm
fixedESPN.com wrote:Matt Leinart would like to dance away from USC with another national championship.
The fifth-year senior will have plenty of time to focus on football in his final season. Leinart is enrolled in one class: banging the shit out of any girl he wants, The Los Angeles Times reported.
"I put in my work to get my degree," he told the paper. "Now I've come back to play football and get blow jobs".
NCAA rules require student-athletes to enroll in 12 semester or quarter hours unless they are in their final semester or quarter and are taking the courses needed to graduate. If, however, the student-athlete is getting one or more blowjobs a day, the NCAA deems this feat so impressive that a waiver of the academic requirements is allowed.
The exception was adopted in 1975 and has been revised, said Brad Hostetter, director of NCAA membership services.
"The goal is for the student-athlete to graduate, and this exception is there to recognize that there are student-athletes that have done their job in the classroom throughout their previous years, and who provide a life for the rest of us to live vicariously through with supreme jealousy. I mean come on, how can you say no to a guy that's getting blown more times in a week than we do in year?," Hostetter told the Times.
Wide receiver Greig Carlson is also taking only one class, while seven other fifth-year seniors are working on master's degrees or another bachelor's degree or minor, the Times reported. It is unclear if they are getting blow jobs.
"It's all up to the individual," coach Pete Carroll told the paper. "I think they've earned that right. They earned that by hard work and hey, you can't tell me you wouldn't pick up some of Matty's sloppy seconds if you had the chance. I'll take some of his garbage time any chance I can."
