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Just had a phone conversation with my wife. Here's the jist.

Me: So wht time should I turn the roast off?

Wife: Whaaaa? Oh fuck you!

Me: ????

Wife: Oh, some jerk just cut me off. And now he's driving below the speed limit. And he's a freaking BILLS fan

Me: Did you just say what I think you said?

Wife: Yea, he's a freakin BILLS fan and he cut me off. Asshole.


I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. She's in midseason form.

:wink:

BSmack wrote:Just had a phone conversation with my wife. Here's the jist.

Me: So wht time should I turn the roast off?

Wife: Whaaaa? Oh fuck you!

Me: ????

Wife: Oh, some jerk just cut me off. And now he's driving below the speed limit. And he's a freaking BILLS fan

Me: Did you just say what I think you said?

Wife: Yea, he's a freakin BILLS fan and he cut me off. Asshole.


I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. She's in midseason form.

:wink:

Much different reason than why I love your wife.... :)

mvscal wrote:So...you're a stay at home mom?

It's called a day off.

BSmack wrote:

mvscal wrote:So...you're a stay at home mom?

It's called a day off.

I hope you ran the kids (if you have any) at the playground so they'll pass out at 7 so your tv watching is uninterrupted tonight for the opening of the NFL season.


My wife is part-time now and I instructed her to take my son to the playground as soon as she got home so that he's in bed by 5

My wife is part-time now and I instructed her

You instructed her? STFU

You're the spineless pussy who backed out of the JFFL on draft day because you were too afraid to tell the old lady to handle the kid.

Well since you instructed (chortle) wifey to wear the kid out at the park I assume junior's off the life support.

jiminphilly wrote:I hope you ran the kids (if you have any) at the playground so they'll pass out at 7 so your tv watching is uninterrupted tonight for the opening of the NFL season.

My wife is part-time now and I instructed her to take my son to the playground as soon as she got home so that he's in bed by 5

Capital N, little y, Big Fuckin' Q...

BSmack wrote:

mvscal wrote:So...you're a stay at home mom?

It's called a day off.

I'm surprised you are even able to walk, let alone cook a roast after getting fingerbanged by your doctor.

Aaron in Tucson wrote:

My wife is part-time now and I instructed her

You instructed her? STFU

You're the spineless pussy who backed out of the JFFL on draft day because you were too afraid to tell the old lady to handle the kid.

Well since you instructed (chortle) wifey to wear the kid out at the park I assume junior's off the life support.

As Joe he'll explain the mess.

Louis Cyphre wrote:

BSmack wrote:

mvscal wrote:So...you're a stay at home mom?

It's called a day off.

I'm surprised you are even able to walk, let alone cook a roast after getting fingerbanged by your doctor.

Fucker didn't even mix in a reacharound. Talk about bad manners.

BSmack wrote:

Louis Cyphre wrote:

BSmack wrote: It's called a day off.

I'm surprised you are even able to walk, let alone cook a roast after getting fingerbanged by your doctor.

Fucker didn't even mix in a reacharound. Talk about bad manners.

He should lose his license for that shit right there.

BSmack wrote:Just had a phone conversation with my wife. Here's the jist.

Me: So wht time should I turn the roast off?

Wife: Whaaaa? Oh fuck you!

Me: ????

Wife: Oh, some jerk just cut me off. And now he's driving below the speed limit. And he's a freaking BILLS fan

Me: Did you just say what I think you said?

Wife: Yea, he's a freakin BILLS fan and he cut me off. Asshole.


I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. She's in midseason form.

:wink:

YIKES I hope Hammy wasn't with her...