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First coach to get the ax...

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:30 am
by The Assassin
Mike Tice...followed very closely by Mike Martz.

Both teams looked poor yesterday.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:35 am
by Cicero
Holmgren is bringing up the rear.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:39 am
by Doktor Jellyfinger
Martz has only used up 8 of his nine lives. He'll live to another year.

Tice is walking the plank.. The ticket scalping still looms and the Vikes are in decline. He'll be gonzo

Re: First coach to get the ax...

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:44 am
by frodo_biguns
The Assassin wrote:Mike Tice...followed very closely by Mike Martz.

Both teams looked poor yesterday.
Agreed. I was on KFAN this afternoon with Barrario and saying the exact same thing. The douchebag isn't even a Viking fan and was trying with all his might to support Tice. Dudes a dick, and not even a Vikings fan!

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:08 am
by Jeff 2K5
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Image

:lol:
You mean Alice likes to fire coaches? Since when? :?

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:35 am
by KC Scott
Tice - no one does less with more

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:51 am
by peter dragon
Tice if the bengals dominate them on sunday..

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:06 am
by The Assassin
KC Scott wrote:Tice - no one does less with more

Agreed

signed
Jim Haslett

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:39 am
by Jeff 2K5
The Assassin wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Tice - no one does less with more

Agreed

signed
Jim Haslett
Haslett gets a freebee this year with all that's gone on surrounding the Saints situation. And he gets major props for beating the Panthers in Carolina like they did, so he's off the hook for a while.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:16 pm
by Cosmo Kramer
Mike Sherman should get the AXE, but they just extended him. The dude looks like he's lost on the field.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:22 pm
by Ruff
The shitty thing about this is Tice should have been gone LAST YEAR!

Between a change in ownership and blaming Moss, he must have found enough ways to save his ass.

What has he done in his tenure to deserve his position? He's got to go.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:27 pm
by Raydah James
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Image

:lol:
Paul, in all honesty I couldnt agree with you more.


Norv's seat is hotter than any other coach in the NFL right now-including the many other useless fuckups mentioned in this thread.


If shit does go down, I dont think Norv will be fired-He'll instead be moved to the Offensive Coordinator position after Jimmy Raye is fired.

Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:42 pm
by BSmack
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.
With all due respect James, Alice doesn't have enough $$$ to get Jimmah to coach the Raiduhs.
Besides, the fishing in the Bay Area isn't anywhere near as good as South Florida.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:02 pm
by Raydah James
BSmack wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.
With all due respect James, Alice doesn't have enough $$$ to get Jimmah to coach the Raiduhs.
Besides, the fishing in the Bay Area isn't anywhere near as good as South Florida.
Peeps forget that Al was talking with JJ (And, to a lesser extent, Parcells) about the vacancy recently. In fact, JJ was the one who reccommended Norv when he decided to enjoy his retirement for a few more years.

With that fucking nutcase Al running our team, anything is possible. Anything.

I dont think JJ would take the job without Norv on staff, though-hence my prediction.


Thats only IF the team falls flat on its face, Moss gets out of control, and Al pulls his head out of his old wrinkled stinkstar and realizes that this team needs severe discipline.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:02 pm
by orcinus
You never know. He might want to start living dangerously around the Farallons.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:19 pm
by BSmack
orcinus wrote:You never know. He might want to start living dangerously around the Farallons.
Figures Dana would be the one dropping the Farallons reference.

Here Jimmah Jimmah...

sin

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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:16 pm
by Jeff 2K5
Ruff wrote:The shitty thing about this is Tice should have been gone LAST YEAR!

Between a change in ownership and blaming Moss, he must have found enough ways to save his ass.

What has he done in his tenure to deserve his position? He's got to go.
He's a 6-8 white redneck. That should count for something.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:05 pm
by The Assassin
BUMP


You might wanna add Dom Capers to this list. The Texans in my opinion havent gotten better since starting 4 years ago. They show signs of potential,only to get slapped back into reality. Capers isnt getting this team any better.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:11 pm
by Neely8
Herm Edwards would get the axe from my team....

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:18 pm
by Jeff 2K5
Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:54 pm
by Jeff 2K5
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

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What, he HASN'T yet??? :shock:
I think the Queens owner is waiting for hell to freeze over before axing that clown. Nice franchise you've got there Queenfan! :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:03 pm
by frodo_biguns
Jeff 2K5 wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

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What, he HASN'T yet??? :shock:
I think the Queens owner is waiting for hell to freeze over before axing that clown. Nice franchise you've got there Queenfan! :lol:
I there is a God he will listen to us.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:20 pm
by mothster
i say shanahan

post elway he's been a bust

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
by Jeff 2K5
mothster wrote:i say shanahan

post elway he's been a bust
Doesn't Bowlen love him though?

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:30 pm
by rozy
Dom Capers

Pathetic

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:48 pm
by Jeff 2K5
rozy wrote:Dom Capers

Pathetic
I've done a more pathetic job than Dom.

sincerely,

Mike Tice

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
mooch will be the first to go, and when they fire him, they should fire millen and cut harrington outright. what a joke.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:35 pm
by Cross Traffic
38-7 to a Bears team this is consistantly in the bottom 5 teams in total offense. Now that is pathetic.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:53 am
by rozy
Screw_Michigan wrote:mooch will be the first to go, and when they fire him, they should fire millen and cut harrington outright. what a joke.
With the offensive weapons in Detroit? Yep. You nailed it.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:02 am
by Jeff 2K5
Who could the Lions hire that would be a better coach then Mooch. Jimmah Johnson isn't coming back so forget him. :roll:

Sad thing is, Harrington is probably the best QB the Lions have had in the last 20 years. :lol:

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:56 am
by Dumbass
I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.


Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:58 am
by frodo_biguns
Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating.


Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.
I can't beleve they've held on to Capers for this long in the first place.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:36 am
by PrimeX
Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.


Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.
Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades. 'Sup Phillip Buchanon? YOU FUCKING SUCK THAT'S WHAT, *PUSSY!

*If you're bored enought to sit through Sports Center highlights of the Texans/Steelers matchup, watch him suck. Especially with his slapping runners at the goal line. :roll: The Radiers totally got over on that trade.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:27 am
by Jeff 2K5
PrimeX wrote:
Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.


Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.
Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades.
You mean Dave Ragone in the 3rd round a few years ago wasn't a good/necessary pick? :P

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:43 am
by poptart
PrimeX wrote:Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades. 'Sup Phillip Buchanon? YOU FUCKING SUCK THAT'S WHAT, *PUSSY!
I don't know what Buchanon scored on the Wunderlich, but if he got above a 2 it was a catastrophic error of some sort.

Dude is a dumb & lazy loudmouth........and a BAD player to boot.

I knew the Texans were hosed Bigtime when they traded for Blowtime.

Fuckin' joke, he is.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:59 pm
by KUTTER
Cross Traffic wrote:38-7 to a Bears team this is consistantly in the bottom 5 teams in total offense. Now that is pathetic.

What is more pathetic is that the final was actually 38-6, due to a missed PAT. I'd like to collect early from every moron I bet with who said Kevin Jones would run for 1600 yards and 12 TDs. He was drafted 5 rounds early in every FF draft I have seen.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:18 pm
by See You Next Wednesday
Mike Sherman should have been canned the minute Philly converted 4th and 26.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:51 pm
by Jeff 2K5
See You Next Wednesday wrote:Mike Sherman should have been canned the minute Philly converted 4th and 26.
Problem is, canned by who? Sherman is coach and GM and there's no owner.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:37 pm
by Dumbass
Houston offensive coorindator, Chris Palmer has received the first Houston axe.

Should I hold onto Domanick still or try and team Moss and Horn with Fitz? :?

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:14 pm
by orcinus
Save those dollars.