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What should I get for my birthday?
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:12 pm
by Bace
As my birthday approaches, my mother insists on giving me a gift of some sort. I tell her "Dearest Mother, you have already done so much for me. Everyday I marvel at how the lessons you instilled in me help me be a better man" and she ain't hearin' it.
What should I ask for?
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:56 pm
by PSUFAN
You should beg her to give suck one more time.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:01 pm
by Bace
Don't think she has anything left there.
Didn't have much to begin with.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:04 pm
by PSUFAN
Then ask her for nu.trients of another kind...scream for Sustenance!
Re: What should I get for my birthday?
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:20 pm
by Mister Bushice
Bace wrote:As my birthday approaches, my mother insists on giving me a gift of some sort. I tell her "Dearest Mother, you have already done so much for me. Everyday I marvel at how the lessons you instilled in me help me be a better man" and she ain't hearin' it.
What should I ask for?
A hearing aid. Then you'll have a gift to give her on her birthday, and maybe next year she'll hear you.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:05 pm
by Melissa Stark
Down here on the field, we're offering me in this camisol and tight sweater as a gift so Bace can enjoy the subtle curve of my rack.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:52 pm
by Noteetheuro
How's about some 'ard rock candy?