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My daily blog
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:41 am
by Dr. Detwat
WOW!
I woke up from a dream where mvscal's ankles were made of cherry licorice.
I went to go to the bathroom but found the toilet had the lid up. I had to poop but the lid was up. Why would the toilet mischaracterize my bowels like that?
There wasn't enough toothpaste for me to brush my teeth. LMAO! Everyone I meet will have totally melted over my breath.
I went into the kitchen to make breakfast. The Pancake/Waffle mix did not make a definitive decision whether it was for pancakes or waffles. It had no plan for my breakfast. LMAO! I'm better than the batter.
I picked up my mail and each piece had my name and address on it. I'm totally in the Post Office's dome.
Re: My daily blog
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:03 pm
by OTST
Dr. Detwat wrote:I picked up my mail and each piece had my name and address on it. I'm totally in the Post Office's dome.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:42 pm
by ElvisMonster
Rack this.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:57 pm
by Uncle Fester
That pancake mix is ducking the question. IDIOT!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:59 pm
by PSUFAN
The batter's thinking was muddled, dolt.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:03 pm
by Uncle Fester
Heat up syrup in the microwave much, bitch?
Re: My daily blog
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:31 pm
by Cicero
Dr. Detwat wrote:WOW!
I went to go to the bathroom but found the toilet had the lid up. I had to poop but the lid was up. Why would the toilet mischaracterize my bowels like that?
Now that funny right there, I dont care who you are.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:44 pm
by Bizzarrofelice
My daily blog is pretty boring.
- get up, suck cock and have colon rubbed by large black man's penis
- go to work and bath dogs and cats
- go home, suck more cock, and have colon rubbed by large black man's penis
- repeat seven times
There's my week!
Re: My daily blog
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:11 pm
by drummer
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:40 am
by Pancake mix
BWAAAAhhh haaaaaa!
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:53 am
by Waffel Mix
So gahy.
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:54 am
by Guest
Waffel Mix wrote:So gahy.
Dumbass!
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:55 am
by Sement Mikx
you poeple are stuipd.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:21 pm
by Michael Brown
Since no Arabian Horses were harmed furing Hurricane Katrina, I don't understand why everyone was so pissed at me?
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:33 pm
by Risa
[lack of humor deleted]
i apologize. here is some republican titillation (that doesn't involve naked boys):
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:37 am
by Atomic Punk
~bump~
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:26 pm
by bACEFELICE
Atomic Punk wrote:~bump~
HA! I can't tell whether you're in Dr. Detroit's dome or Dr. DeTwat's dome, but you're in... no wait... they're in your dome. Collectively.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:45 pm
by Ghazi Kanaan
Where am I, what is this place?
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:42 am
by Atomic Punk
bACEFELICE wrote:Atomic Punk wrote:~bump~
HA! I can't tell whether you're in Dr. Detroit's dome or Dr. DeTwat's dome, but you're in... no wait... they're in your dome. Collectively.
All I know is that I'm in a dome. Check out my KYOA third sig pic. That is Zybode.