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Danimal is on the clock....
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:20 am
by M2
Danimal wrote:Lame song, I wa]s hoping for something actually.....you know.... funny. guarantee I could write something better. Ya Cal's squad is much better than Stanford's suck-ass squad, but just pointing that out while impersonating Cash doesn't doesn't make it entertaining for anyone other than Cal-circlejerkers.
In reference to ...
Danimal says he can come up with something better
We'll all be waiting...
I have a feeling he's just like the dorks that say... she's ugly...
yet, never comes up with picks of his bitches...
The Danimal is on the clock... and I can't wait to see what he comes up with.
m2
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:08 am
by Danimal
I said I could not that I will. There is nothing in it for me to make that effort other than to prove myself to a freaking tool. The song you linked sucked. Most of this board could write something more entertaining. Get over it.
But since you called out my creativity I'll throw out a quick haiku.
little douche spam queen
links to shit-song, satisfied
returns to gay porn
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:11 am
by Cross Traffic
Rack!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:18 am
by M2
Danimal wrote:I said I could not that I will. There is nothing in it for me to make that effort other than to prove myself to a freaking tool. The song you linked sucked. Most of this board could write something more entertaining. Get over it.
But since you called out my creativity I'll throw out a quick haiku.
little douche spam queen
links to shit-song, satisfied
returns to gay porn
It only took a day after the game to write it...
I knew you'd quit, once you were called out... :wink:
Stick to what you know...
Cal is for the best of the best...
m2 is the truth
Re: Danimal is on the clock....
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:24 pm
by Cornhusker
m2 wrote: Danimal says he can come up with something better
He had something
WAAAAYYYYYY better already in his post.. toolbox.
Re: Danimal is on the clock....
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:58 pm
by At Large
m2 wrote:
Danimal wrote:Lame song, I wa]s hoping for something actually.....you know.... funny. guarantee I could write something better. Ya Cal's squad is much better than Stanford's suck-ass squad, but just pointing that out while impersonating Cash doesn't doesn't make it entertaining for anyone other than Cal-circlejerkers.
We'll all be waiting...
m2
You mean, YOU'LL be waiting. You're kidding right? That's like calling out an OU fan on this board that says they could call a better game than Chuck Long. You'd be going, "Let's see it! Let's see you call the game! HA HA HA
We'll all be waiting..."
Did you learn this in the Cal class: Sport Board Logic for Dummies?
Next thing we'll see the tried and true A-team-that-sucks beats B-team-that's-good, who beats C-team-that's-even-better therefore A team is the best team in the country takes.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:25 pm
by Killian
Keep shit like this in the original thread. No need to split it off.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:03 pm
by Danimal
M2, No it wouldn't take me THAT long to come up with a song but more than I feel like taking considering I really don't care what you think. If somebody like Frozen, At Large, or Nolesy called me out I probably would, but you haven't earned that kind of respect. Maybe if I get an urge and time-to-kill I'll scribble out a ditty, but as was already noted, I beat a whole song with a freaking haiku. If I actually sat and put real thought into a parody-song of my own I could do considerably more damage.
Just accept the fact that your song wasn't funny to anyone who isn't a Cal-fan and be happy that your team is winning. My team is going to get buttfucked in the mouth by Taco Tech in two weeks and has a good shot at losing to a team that had to scabdick a win against Army.