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I'm voting for Steve Vai

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:44 pm
by Uncle Fester
Not sure who he is, but he gets my vote.

1. Steve Vai
2. Ray Nitschke
3. The Godfather, Part II
4. Hamm's
5. Lincoln, Nebraska
6. The William Tell Overture
7. Barnabus Collins
8. Meat
9. Slacks
10. Stinky black socks.

In that order.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:51 pm
by stinkophant
Jesus - Meat got robbed.
Where is OCMike's Sodden Bologna Flaps?

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:51 pm
by Bace
What are we voting for?

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:54 pm
by Uncle Fester
It doesn't matter.

All you need to know is that the answer is always "Steve Vai."

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What if Steve Vai was President of the World!

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:58 pm
by Bace
1. Steve Vai
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart
3. Saskatoon Blues
4. Calgon
5. sinkhole



stinkophant wrote:Meat got robbed.
It was all just a set-up. He didn't get robbed, but they got him good. Even worse was Pee Wee caught running down the road naked.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:04 pm
by Bones
JIM, SPOCK, what in the name of SANITY is GOING ON?

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:06 pm
by Vann
1. Steve Vai
2. Motorcycles
3. IB
4. Extended Hiatus
5. velocet jr.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:06 pm
by Spock
Sensors indicate that Steve Vai is nearing 1,000 kilometers away and closing fast.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:08 pm
by Bones
DO SOMETHING! We're DYING!

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:09 pm
by PSUFAN
1. Steve Vai
2. Corncakes
3. Olestra Reprisals
4. Tardo Meynell
5. Quadroon Issuance

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:15 pm
by Guest
800 Kilometers. Closing fast!
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:29 pm
by Steve Vai
What's up, fellas?
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:33 pm
by Monk
Oh my God, he's licking his guitar.
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I need a wipe.
I need a wipe.

Ew.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:52 pm
by Kirk
FIRE PHASERS!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm
by Spock
Sensors indicate a direct hit on Vai's left testicle.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:55 pm
by Monk
LOBBY LOBBY LOBBY...
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:57 pm
by Uncle Jed
Weeeeeeelllll Doogies.

Now 'aint this a peculiar thread!
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:58 pm
by Napoleon
The problem with this thread is that it is too strange and has no skills.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:00 pm
by Mr. Taber
Peculiar? Peculiar?
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Why don't you cut the bullshit, Harding.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:01 pm
by Mr. and Mrs. Supercock
WHOA!

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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:03 pm
by Frank
Oh sure. When you say, WHOA, you're really talking about ME.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:06 pm
by Guest
Remember that night when you came to the call center and you said, Irie, this aint yer night. My night I coulda taken Bace apart!

So he gets his own message board forum and what do I get -- a one-way ticket to Palookaville. Mine's bigger than that, you know.

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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:09 pm
by Terry the Tiger
Uh yeah, so I lost my ID...in a flood...
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Quarter to twelve...

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:11 pm
by Terry the Tiger
Uh..yeah, so I'll have a Three Musketeers, a ball-point pen, a pocket comb, a pint of Old Harper, one of those Steve Vai CDs...

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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:12 pm
by Bones
I'm giving you a SEDATIVE.

I want you to relax.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:15 pm
by Uncle Fester
Steve Vai?

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Take it easy, there, Chief...

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:17 pm
by Hansons
Old Time Hockey?

Yeah, like Eddie Shore, Steve Vai and Toe Blake.

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Stick 'em fukk 'em, Christ, pop 'em.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:01 pm
by Gridbirds fan
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Best punt returner evah.

Re:

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:18 pm
by FLW Buckeye
And yet still TROTS-worthy... :meds:

Re: I'm voting for Steve Vai

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:52 pm
by Mr. Schwump
Too much time on his hands. Or was that Styxx?

Re: I'm voting for Steve Vai

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:20 pm
by smackaholic
I guess it is possible he was in a bad accident and they had to remove his funny bone and he came back as goobs.