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On the juice again
Just couldn't wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is hitting Homeruns with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
On the juice again
Shooting in places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again.



On the juice again
Like a band of shrunken testicled WWF stars we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the juice again
Just couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is hitting Homeruns with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again..



On the juice again
Like a band of shrunken testicled WWF stars we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the juice again



Just couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again.

RACK. I'm glad someone else realizes this.

Career threatening leg injury last year and all of a sudden this year he's hitting bombs left and right?

A. Miraculous recovery or
B. back on the juice

Toughy. :roll:

He worked hard and got down to a playing weight more condusive to leg injuries.

- Barry Bonds

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

Both are roiding, so I don't see a difference. :P

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Neely8 wrote:

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.

Jeff 2K5 wrote:

Neely8 wrote:

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.

Heh heh!
That was me.

chowd103 wrote:

Jeff 2K5 wrote:

Neely8 wrote:
I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.

Heh heh!
That was me.

Thought it was Millar but I couldn't remember for sure, thanks. :wink:

Millar was on the bench, Mientkiewicz was the late inning replacment. Hope this helps.

No way Giambi is on the juice. He was a beast when he played college ball. Just look.



I'm sure he just worked really hard and took his vitamins...err ate good food.

Great parody.

2 suggestions…

1. Willie says “can’t”, not “couldn’t”. Gotta make that change.
2. Sounds a bit better with “On the roids again…” instead of “On the juice again…”

Aside from those two things, I give it an A.

1) Being that Giambi is a confessed cheater, I would think that he would be tested bi-monthly, which would be almost impossible to sneak by. Then again, there is so much stuff out there that are probably not tested for, that he could be back on something undectable b/c he has played like the Giambi of old that last half of the season. When I see Giambi it reminds me of Latimer in the Program. Coach wanted him off the roids and when he did, he sucked. So he scams the system, gets back on and dominates, only everyone knows it, but they just cant prove it.

2) A-Rod aint on Roids. That guy has been a stud since he was a boy and he is never hurt, which is a glaring side effect of steroid abuse.

Cicero wrote:1) Being that Giambi is a confessed cheater, I would think that he would be tested bi-monthly, which would be almost impossible to sneak by. Then again, there is so much stuff out there that are probably not tested for, that he could be back on something undectable b/c he has played like the Giambi of old that last half of the season. When I see Giambi it reminds me of Latimer in the Program. Coach wanted him off the roids and when he did, he sucked. So he scams the system, gets back on and dominates, only everyone knows it, but they just cant prove it.

There will never be a 100% foolproof system without samples that are kept and retested after new banned substances are found with life altering suspensions and financial penalties for players caught retroctively.

Of course I'm sure the players union would go for that.

2) A-Rod aint on Roids. That guy has been a stud since he was a boy and he is never hurt, which is a glaring side effect of steroid abuse.

At 6'3" 190, I'd say the suspicion level on A Rod is rather low.

It is possible, even in this steroid era, that there is such a great player like we've had in the past such as Joe D, Mays, Banks, Mantle, etc.

His name is A-Rod. Dude is the ultimate baseball player and I have no suspicion at all he uses roids. If A-Rod were to test positive, we all might as well quit watching the game.

BSmack wrote:At 6'3" 190, I'd say the suspicion level on A Rod is rather low.

If you still think he's 190 you haven't seen him play in the last 8 years. :roll:

Not only are there many roids that aren't tested for, but there are also a ton of things you can take to mask the roids that are tested for. I'm sure these guys are quite familar with how to get their hands on stuff like that.

What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Maybe its b/c Barry is really good you pubic hair.

IndyFrisco wrote:Great parody.

2 suggestions…

1. Willie says “can’t”, not “couldn’t”. Gotta make that change.
2. Sounds a bit better with “On the roids again…” instead of “On the juice again…”

Aside from those two things, I give it an A.

Thanks for grading me.. I think..

but can't wait would indicate that he was not presently using.

Couldn't indicates that he is currently using.

and 'roids also connotates hemorrhoids....

Don Zimmer and George Brett have already trademarked that line...
[url=http://]George Brett although he is most famous for his ' roid rage!!had a problem with hemorrhoids -- not steroids[/url]

Don Zimmer also had a 'roid rage episode.. which was more likely due to hemorrhoids than steroids..

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

Giambi wins AL Comeback award

After the first two months, things didn't look great for the first baseman, but he was among the best hitters in the American League over the final four months, which earned him the AL Comeback Player of the Year Award presented by Viagra.

Funny, not a mention of steroids in that article...

Look up steroid needles on Google Images and you will see Giambi's mug!!!
(honestly, do a search..)

http://images.google.com/images?q=stero ... rch+Images

What a JOKE this award is....

Cicero wrote:Maybe its b/c Barry is really good you pubic hair.

Or he's on an undectable roid. Don't be naive about this, we know his past history. :roll:

Mikey wrote:

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

Isn't there Grand Jury testimony that he did?

Mikey wrote:

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

So in other words you don't believe Grand Jury testimony. Okie dokie.