T1B

If I were to temporarily lose my mind and, say for example, shave my head ... would that mean I could cheer for the Patriots from here on out?

Inquiring and self-conscious minds want to know.

The Colts bandwagon seems like a better bet at this point. :wink:

No, you'd probably waffle back & forth between the Patriots and the Chargers about now...

Appreciate the thoughts, fellas, although I could really use some authoritative help on this one.

Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

Madness.

orcinus wrote:Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

Me too! Me too!

Sincerely,
Jamika

You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.

If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

KC Nachos 6.95 wrote:

CueBolt wrote:You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.

Ahem.....Ahem......

SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!





Your boys got it done last Sunday, CueBolt!! :wink:

As did the Fightin' Gunthers.

Shave your muff and you'll fit in with Patriot Nation, orc.

orcinus wrote:If I were to temporarily lose my mind and, say for example, shave my head ... would that mean I could cheer for the Patriots from here on out?

Inquiring and self-conscious minds want to know.

Go for it.

I'm on the Bunghole bandwagon.....I mean, i've been chasing them since the Icky shuffle was around. And.......(follow me with this one) since my moms husband.. who's my dad ... when he was hanging out with his dads moms best friends brother who's sister was evidently a fan also

Paul, this is an intervention thread.

If you can't offer any assistance, find some other thread to 'tard up.

I'm gonna go hop on the Bengals bandwagon for a week . :?

poptart wrote:Shave your muff and you'll fit in with Patriot Nation, orc.

Love those marathon-week ideas for race day ... or, not.



Mrs. O: WTF?

Me: OMG! Like, I totally want to hold hands with Tom Brady and skip through the park.

Mrs. O: I'm going to my mom's.

JHawkBCD wrote:

orcinus wrote:Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

He needs to use more hair product!

Sincerely,
Jamika

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DasChoads wrote:I'd go with the Packers right now. Then in another 20 years when they have a good team again, think of all the "I was there when" smack you could run.

History bro, history.

I think Chief fan has the market cornered on "I was there when" smack.....


Almost 40 years now?

How did Al become a Charger fan in the first place?

It couldn't have just been his obsession with seeing Trev naked.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

CueBolt wrote:You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.

Ahem.....Ahem......

SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!





Your boys got it done last Sunday, CueBolt!! :wink:

FYI:


Not to scare the hell outta ya Paul, but I thought you might want to see a picture of Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton, the braggadocios, egotistical, embellisher of all sports news in San Diego, and the originator of "SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTENING BOLT".....

When you hear Rome cut loose with...SMYLB, HELLO RANCHO PENISQUITAS, PACIFIC BEACH, LEMON GROVE, WHERE'S THE CALLERS FROM CHULA VISTA, LA MESA, IMPERIAL BEACH....It's "the Saw" he's baggin on...They had a running feud for years until Rome went National and Saw got iced by the Chargers as play by play.

Here he is all 5’4”

Metaphors

Here’s the scene:

Tom Brady and his new squeeze, Orcinus, are dining at one of his favorite French restaurants when Tom drops his hand in Orci’s “pocket of protection”.
“Tee hee hee” giggles Orci looking only slightly embarrassed as the five tag a longs gawk at T1B’s newest couple.

I go buy coffee and you guys are there. I go online to look at porn and you guys are there…I go to freaking dinner with my sweet darling Orci and YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
What gives?

We represent the five layers of protection, Frodo offers up.
I represent Fraud Monitoring which allows me to play with my big pickle any fucking time I please.
T Rex represents Zero Liability as he feels he owes nobody nuttin’.
KC Paul represents Verified by Visa cause he has purchased gear for every team with his plastic.
Felix represents ID Theft Assistance because he posts as a chick and Chowd 103 represents 3 Digit Code because 3 x 103 = 666 (shut up, I’m on a roll) and all chowder heads are the fucking devil!

Metaphors

BWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

RACK Toos! and RACK the Thread!

orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

He and Chad Henne must have signed a contract with some Ann Arbor streetwalking stylist. They look like they barely survived a hatchet fight.

Rack Toos!

And then we plummet to this ...

Th wrote:You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

After this barrage, I know one thing's for certain ... you're no Raider James. Props to you for hitting submit, though ... I guess. When you're ready to take the next step, I'm sure Paul would be happy to give you some pointers.

Rack your baseball team, btw.

orcinus wrote:Rack Toos!

And then we plummet to this ...

Th wrote:You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

After this barrage, I know one thing's for certain ... you're no Raider James. Props to you for hitting submit, though ... I guess. When you're ready to take the next step, I'm sure Paul would be happy to give you some pointers.

Rack your baseball team, btw.

Excuse me but KC fan running sports smack on anywhere is HILARIOUS!!
Especially towards the fanbase of champions right now. I mean you guys lucked into your WS championship back in the 80's and when was that Superbowl victory again???

Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

Th wrote:

orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reading THIS tripe just after ROF at Toos' usual masterpiece is like ...well...it's like walking into your bedroom after a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar and seeing Cinder spread out on your bed with a longneck brew wedged betweeen her bags....

As you eagerly dive for the submit link.....DON'T

Aaron in Tucson wrote: T Rex represents Zero Liability as he feels he owes nobody nuttin’.

Rack the fuck out of this line alone.

Neely8 wrote:

orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

Damn Neely, what happened to you dude?

You used to be solid and now your a fag.

As for the "lot of free time", your unemployment will eventually run out.

Get motivated, Get off your ass and go become a productive member of society again.

KC Scott wrote:

Neely8 wrote:

orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

Damn Neely, what happened to you dude?

You used to be solid and now your a fag.

As for the "lot of free time", your unemployment will eventually run out.

Get motivated, Get off your ass and go become a productive member of society again.

Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......

Neely8 wrote:
Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......

Hey, I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Don't go getting all emotional and shit.

everyone goes through hard times and the fact you realize your under-educated is a step in the right direction.

Today is the First Day of the rest of your Life!

3 out of 4 ! 3 out of 4 damnit....RESPECT!

Respect? Respect who? The Pats? Screw the Pats. No Souperbowl for you!!!!!!

:twisted:

ChargerMike wrote:

Th wrote:

orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reading THIS tripe just after ROF at Toos' usual masterpiece is like ...well...it's like walking into your bedroom after a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar and seeing Cinder spread out on your bed with a longneck brew wedged betweeen her bags....

As you eagerly dive for the submit link.....DON'T

If you want to call any of the constant reach-arounds you guys doll out to each other on this board a 'masterpiece', its fine by me. Doesn't do much to bolster any type of credibilty you have in my eyes. ~yawn~

Th wrote:If you want to call any of the constant reach-arounds you guys doll out to each other on this board a 'masterpiece', its fine by me. Doesn't do much to bolster any type of credibilty you have in my eyes. ~yawn~

First off, the word you were searching for is dole.

Secondly, Mike's post is spot on. Reread Toos' post slowly (as if there were any other way for you to) and then look at yours. Calling a kid at the playground a limp dicked fag boy may gain you scoreboard but here, as you are witness to, it gets you a pile-on.

And thirdly, you and KNeely are getting your Tom Brady-autographed panties in a wad over an obvious fishing trip. Limp dicked fag boys.

KC Scott wrote:

Neely8 wrote:
Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......

Hey, I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Don't go getting all emotional and shit.

everyone goes through hard times and the fact you realize your under-educated is a step in the right direction.

Today is the First Day of the rest of your Life!

No nerves touched. Yes I have realized that maybe the business world is a dead end so I have decided to "go back" to school to enter the medical field. I'm really quite excited about it really. Also very proud of never having lived off our fine Govt. Thats all....

Red---Orc took a shot at the Sox and I shot back. Panties ain't in a bunch here........

Red wrote:First off, the word you were searching for is dole.

"Bob Dole never ran homo smack"

Aaron in Tucson wrote: ... Chowd 103 represents 3 Digit Code because 3 x 103 = 666 (shut up, I’m on a roll) and all chowder heads are the fucking devil!

Metaphors

Bwahahahhahaha!