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good god, you're the stupidest lookin' elf I've ever seen. If I had brains I wouldn't be working in a fucking toy factory, now would I? Obviously you ain't the smart one in the bunch. Are you a fukking hunchback? You try working 18 hours a day in a fucking North Pole sweatshop and see if your back ...

RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer and ate them....kinda leaves delivering presents out of the equation.

Well, it was probably a pretty good appetizer, I hope.

What if we could make the pants bigger?

RevLimiter wrote:I'm getting tired of it myself....in fact, I'm about out of bullets. Those overgrown rats with antlers can be hard to kill.

They're easy to shoot. But then you have to chase them down, and I can see where you'd have troubles with that.

Hey Paul, we need a fat guy to deliver the toys this year. You busy on the 24th?

Think you could squeeze into a size 64 and help out?

Blitzen wrote:Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you.

Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight.

What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified?