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Hey Paul, we need a fat guy to deliver the toys this year. You busy on the 24th?

Think you could squeeze into a size 64 and help out?
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Nope, sorry.
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What if we could make the pants bigger?
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I killed all of the reindeer and ate them....kinda leaves delivering presents out of the equation.
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RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer and ate them....kinda leaves delivering presents out of the equation.
Well, it was probably a pretty good appetizer, I hope.
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good god, you're the stupidest lookin' elf I've ever seen.

Are you a fukking hunchback?

Never seen a hunchback elf. I'll bet you're santa's reindeer stable boy, aren't ya? I watched all the christmas shows and all the toy making elves were spry little fellas.
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smackaholic wrote:good god, you're the stupidest lookin' elf I've ever seen.
If I had brains I wouldn't be working in a fucking toy factory, now would I? Obviously you ain't the smart one in the bunch.
Are you a fukking hunchback?
You try working 18 hours a day in a fucking North Pole sweatshop and see if your back don't hurt. Hell, you're probably already slouched over because of the front porch you gotta carry 'round every day.
Never seen a hunchback elf. I'll bet you're santa's reindeer stable boy, aren't ya? I watched all the christmas shows and all the toy making elves were spry little fellas.
yeah. so?
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RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer
I'm feeling much better now.
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I have more bullets.
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Dancer wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer
I'm feeling much better now.
No you're not
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