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by d-townmike
Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25
Replies: 9
Views: 333

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25

college baseball and softball coming soon. Rack. Geaux Tigers! Normally, it does not snow in Baton Rouge. However: https://i.postimg.cc/rmZkCqDQ/Screenshot-20250117-155703-Chrome.jpg Things shut down here. We're not designed for such cold weather. Water pipes will freeze, snow and ice will get on t...
by d-townmike
Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Juust a bit deadside.
Replies: 16
Views: 488

Re: Juust a bit deadside.

FiatLux wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 4:46 pmWho?
Clearly someone has never seen Major League and Major League II.

RIP to Bob. The last of the best broadcasters.
by d-townmike
Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 8923

Re: Death Pool 2025

DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!
by d-townmike
Thu Jan 02, 2025 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 8923

Re: Death Pool 2025

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Jan 01, 2025 6:51 pm
d-townmike wrote: Wed Jan 01, 2025 5:57 pm Joe Biden (the former pedo in Chief), August, dementia
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Fixed
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 01, 2025 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 8923

Re: Death Pool 2025

Just using the same ones I drafted last year... Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H), July, heart failure *replacement*: Ted Koppel (former anchor of Nightline), September, stroke Patrick Stewart (captain Picard), September, heart attack Carol Burnett (had a variety and sketch show), June, natural cause...
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 01, 2025 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This really aired on CNN!
Replies: 1
Views: 131

This really aired on CNN!

No Youtube link (yet) but I can't believe this actually aired on CNN last night! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DERbZXXMgjm/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHiYC5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHfYWN2U1h2-t4XgDGJgeu_-YEDtCQIE9ksPqap4MksSaFViwsl16U4yztw_aem_06W-K5SG1eIDPhS6Y3ZkLA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Rack whoev...
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 01, 2025 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 8923

Re: Death Pool 2025

If dtownmike screws this up again I swear to g0d and GºD I'll write it in crayon next year.
At least this year we can submit picks on January 1. Last year we had to wait until the 10th!

Little hard for me to screw this one up.
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greg Gumble has died
Replies: 14
Views: 645

Re: Greg Gumble has died

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2024 4:18 pm Roux is correct. Weak shit, Poptart.

No Death Pool points. He was last picked in 2010 by Cueball.
How do you have Death Pool records dating back that far??? Did G-Pete send you an email with an attachment?
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-28-24
Replies: 24
Views: 1191

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-28-24

Welp, checking in one last time for the year in this place. Man I miss the annual POTY thread. Such a great effort The General put in to that thread and topped off with a NYE chick rankem. Just chilling at home tonight with the boys. Wife worked today and again tomorrow. That's life as a nurse in a ...
by d-townmike
Fri Nov 29, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just tested positive for covid
Replies: 54
Views: 4811

Re: I just tested positive for covid

My heart just blew out of my asshole after reading the last two posts.

- Willie McGee

(And me too actually)

Get better soon, Chip!

Interesting how the vaxxed and boosted ones get the virus they weren't supposed to get.
by d-townmike
Sun Nov 10, 2024 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 3491

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24

Nice trolling. Abortion passed too. Oh and Trump won. Big time. Missouri is red from the top down! Except for the mayors of the balck cities. Not trolling bro. Seriously! Weird shit ... I think you had the same bad dream that I did. I thought the election was a few days ago, but realized it was jus...
by d-townmike
Sat Nov 09, 2024 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 3491

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24

Sports betting in Missouri is on the ballot a week from Tuesday, and if it passes I may start caring then When did you vote???? Rest of Missouri, and the USA, voted this past Tuesday and sports betting passed. It's really not going to affect anything positively in any way. I think it just passed be...
by d-townmike
Sat Nov 09, 2024 5:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 3491

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24

Sports betting in Missouri is on the ballot a week from Tuesday, and if it passes I may start caring then When did you vote???? Rest of Missouri, and the USA, voted this past Tuesday and sports betting passed. It's really not going to affect anything positively in any way. I think it just passed be...
by d-townmike
Sat Oct 12, 2024 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The latest Harris/Walz TV ad
Replies: 35
Views: 2570

Re: The latest Harris/Walz TV ad

Meat Head wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 5:08 pm Politics aside, that is a pretty good fuking commercial. $$$$ to make.

However it was made.
At the very end, it would be appropriate for someone to say "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"
by d-townmike
Sat Oct 12, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The latest Harris/Walz TV ad
Replies: 35
Views: 2570

The latest Harris/Walz TV ad

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLzYPbtklGs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who are the "men" in this ad especially that "guy" "...
by d-townmike
Sat Oct 12, 2024 4:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-12-24
Replies: 20
Views: 2202

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-12-24

Just checking in because Dave emailed me. Clearly I have missed nothing about this place. Dave is practically the only one who whines about Branson. I love the place. My family loves it. We visit at least twice a year and try to rent a boat and spend a day on the lake. Best lake in MO, IMO. Although...
by d-townmike
Fri May 10, 2024 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 1814

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 11:08 pm This thread is not relevant to Donald Trump, you morons. He sold the pageant many years ago.

Fyxk y'all are obsessed.
No thread is safe in this place. Any topic can become political with those suffering from TDS.
by d-townmike
Sun May 05, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Replies: 17
Views: 1297

Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?

:shock: That’s like one of those NFL hazing stories where they make the rookie pick up the check. You sure the bill was accurate and you weren’t overcharged? He must have been conned because we know that he probably didn't put down more than a Lincoln for the tip. Chances are excellent that he left...
by d-townmike
Sun May 05, 2024 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 2410

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

Sudden Sam wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 12:31 pm If AJ McCarron was the Stallions QB, they’d dominate even more. You guys are lucky to have him.
We nearly lost him too. He signed with the Bengals in the off-season only for them to release him and he came right back to the Battlehawks. Dude is amazing!
by d-townmike
Sun May 05, 2024 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 2410

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

Just got home from watching the St. Louis Battlehawks improve to 5-1 on the season. Rack playing in a dome. The Cardinals game just 10 blocks away was on a 3 hour rain delay and then the 2nd worst umpire in MLB ended the game with a called strike 3 that was only nearly a foot off the plate. The game...
by d-townmike
Fri May 03, 2024 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Replies: 17
Views: 1297

Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?

Well, this is what paying fast food workers $15-20/hour does. Libs cannot say they didn't see this coming. Oh wait, money grows on trees so they didn't see it coming. I stil see long lines at pretty much every fast food drive thru these days. However, it's much easier to get a table at peak time at ...
by d-townmike
Fri May 03, 2024 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HAPPY MAY DAY!
Replies: 12
Views: 1063

Re: HAPPY MAY DAY!

A thread about May Day and no Airplane reset???? What is with this place????

by d-townmike
Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 1715

Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one! Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken Too bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is. 20-year-old K...
by d-townmike
Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 2259

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

This will trigger you man-bun wearing homos in here... https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436202150_7746838722003162_6426259427409377712_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=_kjlBAubEQYAb7y8UYy&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAezw_fdIKj-KpsTfq0xBI9n-...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 2259

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:14 pm Rack the memes. It isn't racist if it's true. Might be stereotypical and low hanging fruit, but not racist. Screwy is a virtue signaling moron.
2nd. Bring 'em on Dave! There is so much truth to those memes!
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eclipse PET
Replies: 6
Views: 1032

Eclipse PET

While most people who wanted to go see the eclipse decided on a whim early Monday morning and ended up in a massive traffic jam (both directions), we thought we'd make a little vacation out of it and not only arrive and leave LONG before the first day-trippers arrived but visit a few southern Missou...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 2494

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

We were in Ellington, MO, small town in the southern part of the state, and it was absolutely perfect. NWS was predicting high clouds, and they were to the south in the morning and some even passed over early in the eclipse, but during the real show it was crystal clear. We saw full totality in 2017...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 3355

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Fuggin rack SNL and Norm MacDonald! Local radio station morning show was playing a bunch of those Weekend Updates about OJ. Absolutely hilarious! Found this gem yesterday... https://scontent.fcps4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/437503379_399164566405730_216697537793644118_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 2259

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

In. Highlight of this week was definitely the eclipse! We drove to Ellington, MO, which is a small town of not even 900 people in southern Missouri, right in the middle of the Ozarks. That was on Sunday and we stayed for two nights to completely avoid the traffic chaos of which was definitely there ...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 30, 2024 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24
Replies: 12
Views: 1008

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24

In. We had our spring break this past week in Dave's area of FOC. I'll spare you all the family stuff we did and do two highlights of a couple noteworthy meals we had with local fare. First one is the biggest pizza we have ever had! This is a 26" pie from Fat Sully's in downtown KC. Yes, we dev...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Replies: 8
Views: 1160

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24

Yep, I am really close to St. Charles in Weldon Spring, which is further west. You were in my hood recently, I'll be in your, well, region, next week. We are headed to KC Monday -Thursday for Spring Break. We are staying at a hotel near Westport. Thought about staying the whole week at Great Wolf Lo...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 2423

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

Bought a gas grill and today's project is to get it put together. No doubt that's going to take a few hours. WTF???? If you bought a grill from Ace, they could have delivered AND assembled for you and hauled your old one away if you had one all for free! But, too little too late for that. What kind...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 1463

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Our church secretary sends out a weekly announcement email. She pulled a full blown Zack when she was talking about DST. She said in the email "set your clocks up an hour earlier on Saturday night." After some time, she sent out another email clarifying what we do with the clocks and how w...
by d-townmike
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 1391

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

That whole multi-paragraph post and all you have to respond to is how I inadvertently used "dominate?"

This place is worse than .net and that place is gone!
by d-townmike
Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 1391

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

The common denominator with the above chart? A dominate black population with all those cities. People are afraid to admit blacks commit far more crimes than any other race. Even you truth-deniers in here should know that even though you won't admit it. St. Louis is run by nogle demotards which is w...
by d-townmike
Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 1390

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Here's a TV station!

What more do you want besides more cahcks?

https://keprtv.com/news/nation-world/de ... ern-border
by d-townmike
Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 1390

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

And then there's my former city who wants to tell employees to go fuck themselves so that they can fund illegal immigrants. https://www.tpusa.com/live/denver-cuts-employee-hours-to-budget-in-services-for-illegal-immigrants Absolutely sickening. These people are ILLEGAL for many reasons! They have br...
by d-townmike
Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 1393

Re: Signature Song

Everclear was (is?) a pop group that was popular in the 90s. Their other hit was "Father of Mine."
by d-townmike
Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 1393

Re: Signature Song

Identify the signature song for the following... Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady Hall & Oates - Private Eyes ELO - Don't Bring Me Down Everclear - I will buy you a new life The Clash - Casbah The Charlie Daniels Band - Devil Went Down to Georgia U2 - New Years Day Donna Summer - Hot Stuff AC/DC - Shoo...