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Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do? It's not about ability. It's about following scripture. Scripture alone, grace alone, faith alone, Christ alone. Which Scripture are you referring to? The Bible does prohibit women from past...

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Some important early May birthdays May 6 - Willie Mays May 8 - Mikey's Mom May 8 - Mikey I think that's about it. not quite. I turn 47 on May 8. My wife turns 46 on the same day! Happy *almost* birthday! I'll be 70 (still haven't quite come to terms with that). How do you like having to share your ...

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We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder. Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do? It's not about ability. It's about following scripture. Scripture alone, grace alone, fa...

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1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry. It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load. Monogamy, not celibacy. This. And allow women in the clergy. Uh, no. That definitely goes against Biblical teachin...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 5:46 pm Some important early May birthdays

May 6 - Willie Mays
May 8 - Mikey's Mom
May 8 - Mikey

I think that's about it.

not quite. I turn 47 on May 8. My wife turns 46 on the same day!

d-townmike

A May Day thread and not this video or at least a relating reset??????

Holy crap this place is....crap.

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Here I am doing a quick drive-by and no Dave???? Something is definitely up. Even in the midst of his grill biz he still has time to do at least something.

I hope dude is ok as well!

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George Foreman, American boxing legend and entrepreneur, dead at 76 https://nypost.com/2025/03/21/sports/george-foreman-american-boxing-legend-and-entrepreneur-dead-at-76/ Looks like I’ve been glass diqued. Fukking Tapatalk updates almost as fast as my work app. You still have time to delete it bef...

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You're up at 4 fuggin AM and you don't have time???? What busy thing were you doing at that ungodly hour besides avoiding a proper WRC??? In. Spring has definitely been an interesting one in the past week. Got a tornado outbreak a week ago (thankfully we made it through ok). But many places saw sign...

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Rack the thread title! I still have two of those "grills": an original small one that barely holds a burger patty, and a larger one that holds 4-5 patties. Worst way to grill burgers! Haven't used them in many years and they are packed in a box somewhere in our storage area. But, rack him ...

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Has anyone told Zack what to do with the clocks this weekend? Glad to see the meteorological spring has pretty much become the actual spring around here. Even though STL is just 230 miles east of KC, we still don't see as much winterlike crap as they do! Sounding like we may see our first 80 degree ...

d-townmike · Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-8-25 Major League and Major League II. RIP Bob Uecker.

Major League and Major League II.

RIP Bob Uecker.

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Meh, I'm in, but definitely not fulfilling the "requirement" later this afternoon. Watching movies instead! I haven't seen a Stupid Bowl since 2016 when the Broncos (when I was still a fan of them) somehow pulled one off. Even then I wasn't all that excited or stoked for them because my in...

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We use a rewards-earning credit card and make sure it is fully paid off each month. Honestly, we prefer to pay with cash and try to as much as we can. But unfortunately there are a lot of places that are going cashless (sports arenas, stadiums, amusement parks, concert venues) and all they do is inc...

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college baseball and softball coming soon. Rack. Geaux Tigers! Normally, it does not snow in Baton Rouge. However: https://i.postimg.cc/rmZkCqDQ/Screenshot-20250117-155703-Chrome.jpg Things shut down here. We're not designed for such cold weather. Water pipes will freeze, snow and ice will get on t...

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2025 4:46 pmWho?

Clearly someone has never seen Major League and Major League II.

RIP to Bob. The last of the best broadcasters.

d-townmike

DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2025 6:51 pm
d-townmike wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2025 5:57 pm Joe Biden (the former pedo in Chief), August, dementia

Fixed

d-townmike

Truck used in New Orleans terror attack came across U.S. border just two days ago, suspect Shamsud Din Jabbar had ISIS flag

Well, at least it wasn't a Venezuelan gang this time.

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Just using the same ones I drafted last year... Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H), July, heart failure *replacement*: Ted Koppel (former anchor of Nightline), September, stroke Patrick Stewart (captain Picard), September, heart attack Carol Burnett (had a variety and sketch show), June, natural cause...

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No Youtube link (yet) but I can't believe this actually aired on CNN last night! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DERbZXXMgjm/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHiYC5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHfYWN2U1h2-t4XgDGJgeu_-YEDtCQIE9ksPqap4MksSaFViwsl16U4yztw_aem_06W-K5SG1eIDPhS6Y3ZkLA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Rack whoev...

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If dtownmike screws this up again I swear to g0d and GºD I'll write it in crayon next year.

At least this year we can submit picks on January 1. Last year we had to wait until the 10th!

Little hard for me to screw this one up.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2024 4:18 pm Roux is correct. Weak shit, Poptart.

No Death Pool points. He was last picked in 2010 by Cueball.

How do you have Death Pool records dating back that far??? Did G-Pete send you an email with an attachment?

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Welp, checking in one last time for the year in this place. Man I miss the annual POTY thread. Such a great effort The General put in to that thread and topped off with a NYE chick rankem. Just chilling at home tonight with the boys. Wife worked today and again tomorrow. That's life as a nurse in a ...

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My heart just blew out of my asshole after reading the last two posts.

- Willie McGee

(And me too actually)

Get better soon, Chip!

Interesting how the vaxxed and boosted ones get the virus they weren't supposed to get.

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Nice trolling. Abortion passed too. Oh and Trump won. Big time. Missouri is red from the top down! Except for the mayors of the balck cities. Not trolling bro. Seriously! Weird shit ... I think you had the same bad dream that I did. I thought the election was a few days ago, but realized it was jus...

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Sports betting in Missouri is on the ballot a week from Tuesday, and if it passes I may start caring then When did you vote???? Rest of Missouri, and the USA, voted this past Tuesday and sports betting passed. It's really not going to affect anything positively in any way. I think it just passed be...

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Sports betting in Missouri is on the ballot a week from Tuesday, and if it passes I may start caring then When did you vote???? Rest of Missouri, and the USA, voted this past Tuesday and sports betting passed. It's really not going to affect anything positively in any way. I think it just passed be...

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Meat Head wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2024 5:08 pm Politics aside, that is a pretty good fuking commercial. $$$$ to make.

However it was made.

At the very end, it would be appropriate for someone to say "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLzYPbtklGs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who are the "men" in this ad especially that "guy" "...

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Just checking in because Dave emailed me. Clearly I have missed nothing about this place. Dave is practically the only one who whines about Branson. I love the place. My family loves it. We visit at least twice a year and try to rent a boat and spend a day on the lake. Best lake in MO, IMO. Although...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 11:08 pm This thread is not relevant to Donald Trump, you morons. He sold the pageant many years ago.

Fyxk y'all are obsessed.

No thread is safe in this place. Any topic can become political with those suffering from TDS.

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:shock: That’s like one of those NFL hazing stories where they make the rookie pick up the check. You sure the bill was accurate and you weren’t overcharged? He must have been conned because we know that he probably didn't put down more than a Lincoln for the tip. Chances are excellent that he left...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 12:31 pm If AJ McCarron was the Stallions QB, they’d dominate even more. You guys are lucky to have him.

We nearly lost him too. He signed with the Bengals in the off-season only for them to release him and he came right back to the Battlehawks. Dude is amazing!

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Just got home from watching the St. Louis Battlehawks improve to 5-1 on the season. Rack playing in a dome. The Cardinals game just 10 blocks away was on a 3 hour rain delay and then the 2nd worst umpire in MLB ended the game with a called strike 3 that was only nearly a foot off the plate. The game...

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Well, this is what paying fast food workers $15-20/hour does. Libs cannot say they didn't see this coming. Oh wait, money grows on trees so they didn't see it coming. I stil see long lines at pretty much every fast food drive thru these days. However, it's much easier to get a table at peak time at ...

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A thread about May Day and no Airplane reset???? What is with this place????

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If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one! Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken Too bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is. 20-year-old K...

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This will trigger you man-bun wearing homos in here... https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436202150_7746838722003162_6426259427409377712_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=_kjlBAubEQYAb7y8UYy&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAezw_fdIKj-KpsTfq0xBI9n-...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:14 pm Rack the memes. It isn't racist if it's true. Might be stereotypical and low hanging fruit, but not racist. Screwy is a virtue signaling moron.

2nd. Bring 'em on Dave! There is so much truth to those memes!

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