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Off the top of my head, no abortions in cases of incest and rape are not only extremist, but fucking disgusting. So a 14 y/o kid who is raped by her own father is supposed to raise and love that child like she would a kid conceived in a normal relationship? Great example, _Porter_. God only knows w...

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So a 14 y/o kid who is raped by her own father is supposed to raise and love that child like she would a kid conceived in a normal relationship? Never heard of adoption? Of course you have. You're just full of shit that's all. Wait a sec. Lemme get this straight. Are you actually defending McCain's...

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Fucking RACK the hell out of KCScott.

I'd been getting free cable (don't tell the cable cops) in my apartment since I moved in and it got shut off last Friday. I came in here to check out the forum, saw your post and was able to watch games all weekend. So thanks.

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But marriage is a religious ceremony There's the flaw in your argument. Marriage is a civil contract that may be entered into through a religious ceremony, or a civil one. But just because gays will be allowed to get married, that won't mean they will be able to get married in your Church. That dec...

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Both plans are stupid because neither addresses the true problem: the cost of health care. The reason low-income people can't afford health insurance is because they have been totally fucking it up for themselves for decades.They sit on juries because they can actually afford to take the time off fr...

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I'll never get the whole gay marriage issue. I have no problem with a committed ghey couple being granted the same rights as a married couple through by way of a civil union or whatever the fuck they want to call it. But marriage is a religious ceremony, based on religions that are repulsed by homos...

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(Palin is) a piece of eye candy with incredibly extremist views What are her incredibly extremist views? [/quote] Off the top of my head, no abortions in cases of incest and rape are not only extremist, but fucking disgusting. So a 14 y/o kid who is raped by her own father is supposed to raise and ...

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Palin's kids would be off-limits, except that she's running as a "family values" candidate. Nothing wrong with calling her out for having a preggo teen, without bashing the teen herself. That's an indictment of Palin, not of her kid.

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I'm voting for McCain, I just can't get past Obama's 20+ year close relationship with the racist Rev. Wright. But that doesn't mean I'm entirely happy either. And when someone much smarter than me like George Will says that Palin is not qualified , well, it makes me pause. Aren't you from the South...

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I've always been a middle of the road vote for the best candidate type of guy. For whatever reason, I can watch FoxNews (minus O'Reilly and his endless hocking of his mousepads and coffee mugs)and tolerate it, but Olberman and gang are simply unwatchable. To me, FN has a decidedly GOP slant to it, w...

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Martyred wrote:...in a long time?

Would you "terrorist bump" this fine sistah?

I'd rather nail that dude Barbara Bush.

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Dinsdale wrote: Charles Darwin, BODE be unto Him.

Now if only the parents can do the right thing and catch scarlet fever or consumption.

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No, it means that tomorrow everyone either parks their SUV's and takes the bus to work, carpools, or trades them in for something more fuel efficient. :lol: WHAT FUCKING REALITY DO YOU INHABIT! :lol: The "economical", shrewd, financially prudent American...HA-HA! Yeah, my ass... :lol: Sor...

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^^^ Spot on. Baghdad Bob references will always be funny, even if not entirely accurate in this case. Baghdad Bob was a flat out liar even when the facts were obvious to everyone else. Mvscal's M.O. in this thread on the other hand, seems to be rather than proving his points with facts, he claims t...

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I find no difference in Obama's camp claiming that criticism against him is "racist" when Bush's cronies declared critism of him to be "unpatriotic" for about five years. Bullshit. We are at war. Compare pictures of FDR, Truman, and any other President during a time of war to th...

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The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless. This is the next stage in rendering Obama, everything about him, as "untouchable". Any critique will be viewed as "racist". All true, however, you can't make comparisons of a black man to a monkey and expect people to ...

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mvscal wrote:I'm holding out for the Obama Lawn Jockey sock puppet. I'm sure I would be proud of his achievements if only he had any.

The fact that people used to have these:

in their yards will always be funny.

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...which according to Islamic law marks him for death. Better that than some tool who practices Sharia law at home with his wife and kids. If he's marked for death by terrorists because of his choice of religion, if anything that's a plus for the guy in my book. Him being Muslim, which I guess is u...

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I won't fight him. He just kicked Charles Darwin's ass, so I'm guessing he'd make easy work of me -- To be fair, had his friend not come along, he'd be missing the "survival" part of Darwin's theory. As the saying goes, there's a fine line between brave and dumb, or in this case badass an...

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battery chucka' one wrote:Culver and the senators did a fly over today.

Always good to hear about politicians pitching in and doing their part for the relief effort.

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Will SFAF ever, and I mean EVER post anything funny?

Who gives a fuck?

What does a "WP" prison tattoo stand for?

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PSUFAN wrote:Kashmir is OUTSIDE the shaded area, nitwit. Robert Plant can constrain his grapesack and wail ALL HE WANTS there.

Whew! If they move into Balochistan though, it is FUCKING ON!!

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The Taliban have Kashmir?! Damn, I always liked that tune.

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Its not just the way you drive. There are a lot more things to it like oil changes, air filter, tire pressure, A/C, and shit like that. I mean, if you really want to add to the mileage, you've got have the car in good running condition and the windows rolled down. All that helps, but if you think a...

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I agree. And white people weren't offended by his statement. Go fuck yourself. Millions of white people were offended. The only ones who weren't are his ass kissing lickspittles like Bsuck. So now you speak for all white people? :meds: If a white GOP candidate made a similar comment about an aunt b...

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Windows is an operating system on top of another operating system, MS-dos. Mac isn't designed that way, thus it works faster. None of that really is accurate. Both use many layers to filter down to machine-level code...0s and 1s. OS X actually has a terminal window, much like the many flavors of Li...

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5 minutes in 43 degree water ain't gonna be fun, but, it ain't gonna kill a healthy kid. And I am guessing that the sun would do a good enough job of warming him. Uh, no, it won't. You ever had hypothermia? I have and it fucking sucks. It took me a good half hour in the car with the heater on full ...

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Labor union leaders criticized the move, and said that “Rubinomics” focused too much on corporate America and not enough on workers.

Don't city maintenance workers in every town make $37.50/hour to lean on a shovel? :? I think it's definitely time to focus on something other than union losers.

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PSUFAN wrote: you must be new around here.

I guess I was giving her too much credit. :D

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I'm not arguing that the fake outrage on either side is good. Its all bullshit. Despite going for Obama, this election, I'm not a Democrat. I'm an Independant and have voted for both Republicans and Democrats in the past. I identify with Libertarian party's stated ideals much more than either Dem o...

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Once again, its nothing but fake partisan bullshit outrage. Well yeah, but it's only fake because most Republican voters have the sense to not get caught up in the emotional bullshit like Democrats do. I don't know how the hell I'm going to make it to November, because if I have to hear one more &q...

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Taking a canoe down the Clack during the big rush of the much-higher-than-usual mountain snowpack (very late this year), is beyond the scope of any sort of reasonable thinking. The rapid they ate it on is a bitch any time, and people are always getting yanked out of it. With the high flows, a littl...

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Let me get this straight. The man has a father (at least he provided the sperm) who was of black African heritage and his mother was white (or as they ask us in those check off boxes--Caucasian). So automatically he is black ??? Society labels you whatever you appear to be. He has the features of a...

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Funny how Mr. Fresh Change for Hope... I don't think anyone other than D_U/Daily Kos retards really buy that "restore hope"-type bullshit that he spews. Anyone with a shred of common sense would know that BO is totally bought and paid for, like any other political candidate on the nationa...

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Unless you think that God Squadders from Mississippi, Texas, Alabama and the like are going to vote for a pro-abortion black dude on election day. Um, okay. :roll: Those folks are either going to vote for the pro-life candidate, or the white guy. You left out an option. Not voting. McCain doesn't a...

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Put down the crackipe, Porter. Republican John McCain on Thursday rejected endorsements from two influential but controversial televangelists, saying there is no place for their incendiary criticisms of other faiths. Yeah, he turned them down after accepting them originally. Considering some of the...

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He then goes on to list, in detail, just how much of a Bush clone he is. The straight talk express is derailing as I type. Get ready for a blowout. I can't fucking believe this. No, not that he contradicted words he said in an interview in 2005, but that some loser actually went through every John ...

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mvscal wrote: But did you both lose control of your bowels as you climaxed? If not, it wasn't the real trev.

She's that good.

:brad:

I checked snopes and it wasn't on there, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!

left to right: Me, me, me & me

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You and Filthy have the same friend? Could be, but that'd be kind of creepy. To be more exact, the diarrhea-shoter in the story was the best friend of my female roommate at the time. Didn't want to get into all that, so I just said "a friend". I met the BF a few times, so I really doubt t...

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A friend was engaged to this hot POA. They were 69-ing in the sack one night and when she came, she orgasmed so hard that she lost complete control of her body and shot hot diarrhea all over his face. He ended up dumping her because of it. I’m guessing time won’t heal that wound.

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