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If I ever see this guy...

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I won't fight him. He just kicked Charles Darwin's ass, so I'm guessing he'd make easy work of me --

GLIDE, Ore. (AP) - Aaron Wyckoff didn't start to panic until his .45-caliber pistol quit firing, and the bear kept chewing on his arm.

So, he recalls, he tried to pull the bear's jaws apart. Then he tried to roll down the ridge where he and the bear were wrestling. But the bear grabbed his calf, pulled him back and went for his groin.

Wyckoff said he countered by shoving his pistol and his hand into the bear's mouth. But by then, the struggle in the Cascade Range in Southern Oregon attracted the attention of Wyckoff's party, and other hunters rushed over.

Justin Norton fired a round from his .44-caliber pistol into the black bear's stomach, to no avail. He approached the bear, put the gun behind its ear and fired again. It finally rolled away.

"I walked right up to his head, and he didn't even look at me," said Norton, 26.

With the dying bear still struggling, a final round finished him off.

"He was dead. He just didn't know it," Wyckoff said. "It was just all adrenaline."

Wyckoff was helping friends track a wounded bear May 31 on the last day of the hunting season.

Fifteen-year-old Chris Moen of Glide, who had drawn the tag, hit the animal in the shoulder with a .338-caliber rifle round, but he and his father couldn't pick up a trail of blood.

They called on Wyckoff and friends to help track it. A few hours later, Wyckoff went up a hill for a view.

He heard a rustling in the bushes behind him, then a grunt. The bear had apparently circled around the group.

"We never even heard him," said Wyckoff.

Wyckoff said he fired a round into the bear's forehead, but the animal kept coming and climbed on top of him. From beneath, Wyckoff said, he got off three more rounds.

Then he tucked the gun beneath the bear's chin. But it quit. Wyckoff, left-handed, said he had accidentally released the ammunition clip.

After the attack, Wyckoff sat still, not wanting to move for fear the bear had ruptured the femoral artery in his groin. Mustering the courage to look down, he saw his shredded jeans, but not much blood.

At the hospital, a surgeon sewed him up, astonished that the bear had missed every major artery, as well as Wyckoff's tendons.

After two days in the hospital, Wyckoff was discharged, with orders to stay home from work for at least two weeks.

His right arm remains bandaged. Silver staples hold gashes together.

His .45 is covered with teeth marks but still works.

The bear weighed more than 260 pounds after field dressing. It has since been sent to a taxidermist.

Wyckoff said he's grateful for his friends' quick actions and that he stayed firm when his 10-year-old son tried to go along that day.

Would Wyckoff hunt down another bear?

"Oh yeah," he said. "Fall bear season starts back up in August."

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AND, he's going back again.

Reminds me of that joke about the Bears.


Dude goes up to the mountains to hunt for bear, sees one and shoots.

Misses the shot and is suddenly surrounded by three bears. They give the choice "We either eat you of fuck you, which is it". Dude chooses life.

He does this three or four times, each time resulting in the same outcome until the bears finally say "C'mon, tell us, you don't REALLY come up here for the hunting do you".



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Tom In VA wrote:AND, he's going back again.

Reminds me of that joke about the Bears.


Dude goes up to the mountains to hunt for bear, sees one and shoots.

Misses the shot and is suddenly surrounded by three bears. They give the choice "We either eat you of fuck you, which is it". Dude chooses life.

He does this three or four times, each time resulting in the same outcome until the bears finally say "C'mon, tell us, you don't REALLY come up here for the hunting do you".



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Rack that guy. Some folks craft a symphony for every complaint...and others fend off bears without missing a beat.
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Re: If I ever see this guy...

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Dinsdale wrote:I won't fight him. He just kicked Charles Darwin's ass, so I'm guessing he'd make easy work of me --
To be fair, had his friend not come along, he'd be missing the "survival" part of Darwin's theory.

As the saying goes, there's a fine line between brave and dumb, or in this case badass and dumbass.

Badass: Tracking a wounded bear in the woods with no fear
Dumbass: Ejecting the ammo clip
Dumbass: Trying to pry apart the jaws of a bear with your hands instead of going for the eyes or at least kicking him in the nuts.
Dumbass: Vowing to return two months after getting his leg knawed on when he won't be fully mobile.
Dumbass: Not chalking up the experience to a brush with death and being smart enough never to go bear hunting again.

Verdict: Dumbass
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