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- Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee Geeks
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3637
Re: Coffee Geeks
It is threads like this that remind us just how far removed we are from the rest of society. The Deciders would never be caught dead drinking any of the sludge mentioned here. If it doesn't come straight from a civet's asshole, we simply won't drink it. https://kopiluwakdirect.com/ https://en.wikipe...
- Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Gang!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1165
Hey Gang!
Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while w...
- Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off
- Replies: 70
- Views: 3884
Re: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off
I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree w...
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3037
T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread
Greetings everyone and happy holidays! The time has come to give and receive our gifts. Please start by mentioning who you drew and then post your gift. Only those who signed up in advance can participate in the gift exchange. Comments from the "peanut gallery" are welcome, but spamming, t...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1092
Re: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
Apologies for the oversight, my friend. You are IN.
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4003
Re: T1B Secret Santa
The participation list has been updated. We need ONE more person to make this thing work.
So SOMEBODY step up, would you?
Thanks!
So SOMEBODY step up, would you?
Thanks!
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4003
Re: T1B Secret Santa
Greetings, everyone! Registration for the Secret Santa gift exchange has closed. Thanks to all for your participation. You will receive a private message shortly letting you know who you drew. The following posters will be participating: Martyred The Seer MgoBlue-LightSpecial R-Jack Roach 88 Jsc810 ...
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4003
Re: T1B Secret Santa
We don't know if that's supposed to be a yes, but in any event, we forgot to mention that trolls are excluded from participating. If you'd like to participate, please sign in with your "primary" handle.Mr. Schwump wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
Registration will close tomorrow at 9 PM EST.
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4003
T1B Secret Santa
Season's Greetings, gang! http://media.oregonlive.com/portland_impact/photo/10327171-large.gif We met with our creative department and decided we'd like to have a Secret Santa gift exchange this year. But...it comes with a twist. We'd like you to construct something creative for the person that you ...
- Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your attention, please.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1643
Your attention, please.
Gang, The Deciders were recently contacted by a team of lawyers who represent a poster on this board. It has come to our attention that the following members of this community are being sued on the grounds of "internet bullying": mvscal Goober McTuber Papa Willie We'd like to ask that all ...
- Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The bradhusker situation
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4053
Re: The bradhusker situation
Was I correct in hearing that you found the board to be nearly 50/50 on me? Half like to have me around, while the other half would like to see me dis-emboweled and tortured like Mel Gibson in the classic film, "Braveheart". So, this begs the question, which half is full of substance and ...
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The bradhusker situation
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4053
Re: The bradhusker situation
Greetings, gang. Apologize for our delay in resolving this matter. All the stress from rushing back to the States forced an immediate vacation in...Southern California. Normally we like to go off the grid, as it's easier to dispose of dead hookers the solitude is more enjoyable, though Cali will do ...
- Wed May 23, 2012 3:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The bradhusker situation
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4053
The bradhusker situation
We cut short an extremely enjoyable get-away on a yacht in The Maldives to deal with this matter. 48 private messages, 30 e-mails and 17 voicemails we've received about this "bradhusker" from you monkeys. "Ban him now!" you people demand. Yeah, well, we fucking responded and here...
- Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Year's Eve
- Replies: 6
- Views: 830
New Year's Eve
Greetings, gang. We've taken time out of our rampageous work schedule to announce our plans for the first and only T1B New Year's Eve Party hosted by none other than your pals, The Deciders. In short order our support staff will be sending out formal invitations to the lucky guests of our meticulous...
- Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 4002
Re: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
Gang, We came across this quote today and thought we should share it here: "It doesn’t take intelligence to be be critical. Criticism is low-hanging fruit –- it’s such an easy and attractive tactic for an unhappy person." Doug Fields Please keep this in mind when posting. Thank you, -The T...
- Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 4002
Re: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone. What the hell is up with that? Especially Screw_Michigan...I mean, my boy likes to bring some variety to this board and he ends up getting gang-tackled. What's that ? I don't know...maybe I hearken...
- Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2541
Re: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II
Consider The Deciders IN. It's about time we've mixed with The People. The following will be our requirements: We'll be arriving on a private jet, and will need professional limo service awaiting our arrival. Please, no cheap and dirty taxi cabs. We're... above that. The driver MUST be there at leas...
- Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Issues
- Replies: 1
- Views: 404
Issues
Greetings. Good to see you all. The Deciders just got back from a much needed vacation where we spent 3 weeks touring and lounging on the island of Bora Bora: http://thebesttraveldestinations.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Bora-Bora-Island7.jpg Anthony Bourdain joined us for good food, drinks, and g...
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Software enhancements for T1B
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4442
Re: Software enhancements for T1B
Based on recent statistics I can tell you the poster known as "Cuda" does not frequent gay pedo bestiality websites.
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Software enhancements for T1B
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4442
Re: Software enhancements for T1B
The fact is, this place has the most sophisticated built-in features known to any bbs. We’ve teamed with some of the most brilliant IT specialists and phpBB consultants from all over the globe in order to create a truly cutting edge message board experience. Of course these "enhancements" ...
- Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newbies
- Replies: 90
- Views: 4140
Re: Newbies
Folks, times are changing. Ratings are low. Our classic business model is struggling. We're proud enough logistics people to admit this. Even though this place is bilking money on its worst day, it's still not doing as well as we'd like. So we propose VIP membership. That's right, we're talking $$$....
- Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2010 T1B Award Voting
- Replies: 7
- Views: 873
2010 T1B Award Voting
While the 2010 posting season has yet to conclude, The Deciders would like to open this ballot for voting since we'll soon board a bourgeoisie Bermuda-bound yacht decked with the most salacious female forms the wondering eye could ever envision, an array of discreet gentlemanly leisures, and a disgu...
- Tue May 04, 2010 7:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Q & A session with: Goober McTuber
- Replies: 5
- Views: 597
Q & A session with: Goober McTuber
What was the best game or sporting event you've ever been to? Would you casually cop a feel on your grandma for a 1,000 bucks? Greatest television show of all-time? How much wood could a woodchuck suck if the woodchuck was a guy named Toddowen at a Palm Springs White Party? If you could physically d...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Q & A session with: Van
- Replies: 83
- Views: 3651
Q & A session with: Van
You've never had a drop of alcohol in your life. What type of drink would you try if you were to do so right now? How do you define intelligence in a human being? Would you walk a million miles for just one of Steve Vai's smiles? If you had to choose between never watching college football again for...
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5148
Re: Q & A session with: mvscal
Arrogant and uninteresting is no way to go through life, son.War Wagon wrote:Yeah, but you were going to.The Deciders wrote: We didn't ask you, nimrod.
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5148
Re: Q & A session with: mvscal
mvscal, thank you for the time and the candidness.
We didn't ask you, nimrod.War Wagon wrote:Idiotic question
- Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5148
Q & A session with: mvscal
Gang, We’ve decided to conduct forum interviews to become better acquainted with the denizens of our humble little pocket of the internet. These interviews will feature a total of seven provocative questions, and will hopefully be answered honestly and thoroughly. First up, we have mvscal. mvscal is...
- Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Announcements
- Replies: 4
- Views: 725
Announcements
Gang, We, The Deciders, had a pretty lengthy meeting yesterday morning from about 10 to 10:17 am. We covered many things such as the direction of the board, employee development, and what we can do for YOU, the poster, to make this a more desirable place. We thought, first and foremost, that we real...
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fools and Liars
- Replies: 88
- Views: 13127
Re: Fools and Liars
We offered mvscal a position into our esteemed outfit due to his wisdom and foresight. He turned it down due to the "Booze, Bitches & Blow" label one must brand onto one's genitals prior to admittance.
- Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ~ahem~
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1986
~ahem~
Everything has gone according to plan. However, there is this little issue of the tab we ran up this weekend in Cabo which STILL has yet to be settled up. Admins - enough of this goddamn tomfoolery and HANDLE this.
- Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Announcement
- Replies: 7
- Views: 743
Re: Announcement
bwahahaha. Speak for yourself, son.Tom In VA wrote:we're all unpaids shills for something.
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- Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I don't mean to be a bitch, but..
- Replies: 83
- Views: 3552
Re: I don't mean to be a bitch, but..
Everything is going according to plan.
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- Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Update
- Replies: 2
- Views: 410
Update
Gang, Here's the bottom line: This place pulls in stupid amounts of cash. It's fucking ridiculous, really. You should see the parties we throw from the coin we bleed from this joint. Snuff film enthusiasts would turn their heads in disgust. Straight up - we work hard, we rock MUCH fucking harder. An...
- Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Serious matter
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1949
Serious matter
The Deciders pose to this board a very simple query - Should BSmack be BANNED from T1B until he makes good with Wolfman on his 15 dollars?
Poll to follow.
Poll to follow.
- Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:01 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: Who owns T1B?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1202
Re: Who owns T1B?
You really have to ask?
- Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why is BTPCFB forum a sub-forum of T1B Radio?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 824
Re: Why is BTPCFB forum a sub-forum of T1B Radio?
Never question what we do here. EVER.
- Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Possible New Fourm to be Added
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1813
Re: Possible New Fourm to be Added
Has anyone been "invited" to this new forum yet? Give us time, sweetlips. Give us time. Dollars don't burn themselves. We've worked hard, and right now we're playing harder. We'll get on a conference call later and discuss this. Those willing to pay premium dues will be bumped to the top.
- Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Welcome back, Lil Vernon
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1100
Re: Welcome back, Lil Vernon
Everything is going swimmingly.
- Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:49 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
- Replies: 64
- Views: 1979
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.
Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.
Carry on.
Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.
Carry on.
- Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WE RELOCATED YOU FAGS!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 947
Re: WE RELOCATED YOU FAGS!!!!!!!!
Everything is going according to plan.
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