Update

[The Deciders]

Gang,

Here's the bottom line: This place pulls in stupid amounts of cash. It's fucking ridiculous, really. You should see the parties we throw from the coin we bleed from this joint. Snuff film enthusiasts would turn their heads in disgust. Straight up - we work hard, we rock MUCH fucking harder. And we attribute all this to the brilliant and forward thinking minds of leadership. Yeah, they may be faceless enigmas to you. But they're people. REAL people. People who get down and dirty and oil the gears of this place. The very fine folks who make it possible for you to post here. Our tactics and our ideas are ever changing. How can we reshape and in turn dominate the message board arena? What resources remain untapped? What can we do to keep stuffing our slacks full of wads of cash, to the point we compensate our lack of bulges with stinking, sweaty mounds of one hundred dollar bills?

Two words: Corporate sponsorship.

That's why, going forward, EVERYONE will bear the image of a corporate logo or product as their avatar. Yep, we're going corporate, folks. No need to fear it. Embrace it. Embrace CHANGE. HOPE and CHANGE.

We've already predetermined a few. Please see below and have a pleasant evening:

War Wagon


PSUFAN


Atomic Punk


ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2


Rack Fu


Jsc810


Y2K


Moving Sale


Rumpleforeskin

[KC Scott]

I'm about to close the deal for Netflix, World of Warcraft and e-harmony Pop ups to start running on selected IPs in the next week.

I also think we need to start ramping up for the merchandise sales, I was on the phone to Beijing and the T-Shirts, Cofee Mugs and Logo Titleist balls should ship next week.

Finally, Goldman Sachs sent me a message on the IPO - they said we need to wait till end of Q2 since we dished out way too many options at the Xmas party and we prolly won't get any small business Stimulus $$$ to offset those on the books.

KCS - CFO