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i have no mor tears

I am not a trol. You people can be so mean.

mvscal hasn't been around in awhile. I hope I don ofend you, but I am very agitated, and Dan will not help me.

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bird-fucking

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:// sob oh, Dan! While your in your den scratchin out bad poetry, they're downstairs Cornholing me , Dan! AND...I like it, except for the one that has a chew in and spits all over the rug and the one that highpitched screming calling me a dumbfuck. http://cornholeplayer.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/...

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why am i listed as "Crack Whore"? What an insult. Dan, why didn't you tell me this? D A N ?

I gave Tom my cell phne number in case he needs to talk. He just sent me a text message, here it s:

"will you help me walk the dog today"

i didn't know he had a dog. If hes having a tough time, maybe i can help make a difference. i am going home for lunch again today.

Packet-sniffing...please tell me more. I dont think Dan reads this forum.

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Change COULD hapen overnight, Dan... These days you could take a blue pill and give me what I need - what I've been asking for for years from you, and can not have. How can you blame me for letting the beaner give it to me? Dan, it's not wise to underestimate the physical. Did this all start in 1979...

Oh Dan!! :( :( :( Whatever it takes to satisfy. If only you had said that to me a little more often!! Why are you offering to go the extra distance for your bird, but in my case you just rolled over and started snoring really loud? Sex between married partners is a beautiful thing, Dan. Why did it s...

The G Men tell me that I'm getting "pinged" like crazy, and that most of it is coming from Fresno, California. Is this something I should be worried about?

I think Dan was lying when he siad we would be safe on the web.

Save your vaginal lining jokes, nerds.

Yes, Dan - GARBAGE - like your stuff! I just threw it all out on the Curb!

You're prettay, prettay FUCKED!

I'm starting to love my life!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In Mrs. Vogel’s hole;
Take a look at her flaps of meat, glistening oh so sweet

OMG - when I read that, I soaked right through my panties. I stood up, and the chair cushion was steaming. Let's get this ON.

HARK! My bleeding dimehole stings, Thanks to my latest mvscal fling I'm a piece of ass, my husband's mild, Now my colon's been defiled. mvscal smoulders behind brown eyes, my poop chute apart he pries; the G-Man audience proclaims, “Make her squirt, forget the stains!!” Refrain HARK! My bleeding di...

Girls like a guy who is dark, mystrious. Not girls like a guy who is so homey, so straight laced. Dan you better think about this if you're going to be dating again...and maybe one of the guys here can recommend viagra or coalis, you need that too.

this thread is gross. Can't you be nice to a woman? I'm officially on the market, after all.

I JUST opened my eemail and to my Joy, the first one was from REV. Handley!!! he sent me a coulpe of pictures! He was being SOOOOOOOOOO sweet! oh, my, this is really something!

OOOOOOOH , he looks so good!

I've had enough with this stupid thread. I'm leaving. Have fun in sesame street children. sob... :( Oh, Dan, part of me started this thread to see if you would wake up and finally just GET IT. Part of me that i had been keeping under wraps what there for you, Dan...pulsing and throbbing like that v...

I'm not happy to post here with some of the people I'm sure Dan spent time with talking ALWAYS about college football. I think sports discussion is healthy, but what is there to talk about after maybe 10 minutes? Did Dan really want to spend more time talking with people here about that, when he cou...

sniff Dan, don't you even CARE? if you're not careful, the disrespet you've shown our elationship will come to define it. All of the memries e had will turn bad! I'm starting to like the anal with the mexican more and more. Is this where we saw ourselfs heading after the good feelings we shared fro...

Dan, SCREW YOU for making me turn to this board in order to reach out to you. You won't talk to me at home, what choice have you given me? People have stuffed my messagebox with support and phone numbers. Some of them are even toll-free. I even got a pic from an african-american - of his crank! his ...

Dan, I know you say you've been working hard on the relationship, but it's OVER! I still love you, but things have been really bad for a long time now! I know Rev. Handley warns us against profanitites, but you're a SHIT!!!!!!!! God gave us a gift, Dan! We're supposed to seek solace in each other's ...