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by FiatLux
Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 699

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Mikey wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:20 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:35 pm Mikey really likes the reading comprehension smack. Like, a lot. He's been tossing it around like he got a Groupon.
Another staggeringly substantial retort. RACK you. You guys are on a roll. Please keep it up.

It's all they've got.
by FiatLux
Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978862

Re: Doom

Hi. How do you think my first couple of weeks are going? What do you think of my Fox TV host taking over the military? Pete Hegsdeath. I just want to clear somethings up. Those people on the plane were illegal aliens trying to escape Kansas and looking for sanctuary in Chocolate City. The helicopter...
by FiatLux
Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978862

Re: Doom

Welcome to Trump's America

Only on what....the 3rd or 4th day of the DOD being under Hegseth's drunken watch?





Too soon???


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by FiatLux
Wed Jan 29, 2025 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1231977

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

It's all they have...





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Food and gas prices soaring.



Trumpflation.
by FiatLux
Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1231977

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Sure got quiet in here...


https://apnews.com/article/california-t ... 01d47217f3


Californians told the convicted felon to go fuck himself.

The Rapist has been getting ass-kicked the last few days.


Too funny.
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1939

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

mvscal wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 6:11 pm They aren't my people, dumbfuck. I'm from Missouri not Mexico.

I laughed.
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1231977

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

It is heartbreaking that one of our closest allies is now talking about using military force to defend against the threat posed by the United States. But that's what is happening. And so many other horrible things. We will get thru this, but it will be a painful process. He's a shit talker. He has ...
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Mikey wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 4:08 am Opening act was Focus. If I remember correctly they played Hocus Pocus for the entire 45 minute set.
I thought the whole album was Hocus Pocus. Too funny.

Jan Akkerman is a badass.

Yeah, the Fillmore is a great place to hear music. It's not the only place on Fillmore.
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

The best concert I saw at Winterland was Queen and Thin Lizzy. That was the year when Queen first came to America for the first time.. I went to see Thin Lizzy who is opening for them. I was more into them at that time. Then Queen came on stage. And blew my fucking mind. That was the Night at the Op...
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5519

Re: Birthright Citizenship

If you like cheese. I think they let you order online. https://pointreyescheese.com/ From Google Maps it looks like they’re east of Tomales Bay and Hwy 1, and outside the National Seashore area. So maybe not affected? Actually, I think they'll be fine. Parts of West Marin are nothing but farms. And...
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5519

Re: Birthright Citizenship

If you like cheese. I think they let you order online.


https://pointreyescheese.com/
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1939

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

kcdave wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:17 am One down, 1499 to go.


I laughed
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5519

Re: Birthright Citizenship

For months they were carrying large wedges of Point Reyes Original Blue cheese for something like $10.00/lb. I stocked up several months worth of that shit. Good stuff. I usually grab some on my way to Salmon Creek when I go to surfing there. Or grab some at Safeway. Better start stocking up a litt...
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Law breaking mayors
Replies: 4
Views: 136

Re: Law breaking mayors

Another fun-filled busy day in Alabama.
by FiatLux
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5519

Re: Birthright Citizenship

Mikey wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:00 am they are, by far, the largest wine retailer in the US. Probably liquor too.
Alcoholic.

I still have my membership card but haven't renewed for a few years. I just can't stand those lines.

That, and I don't need 39 hard boiled eggs.
by FiatLux
Mon Jan 27, 2025 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

I feel bad for the Redskins.




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by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 11:09 pm The Eagles must have a lot of California kids on the team to be that good.

Maybe a lot of North Dakota kids?

Maybe you could look that up for me?
by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

The eagles are good. Three turnovers and you're fucked.
by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

Thanks for the update on Californians playing in this game. I know you won't understand being that you don't have big boy sports in ND. But, the QB in football is an important position and plays a leadership role in the sport. That's why the best QB's come from California. They come from the most i...
by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

*****NFC Championship***** https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/wsh.png&h=200&w=200 vs. https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/phi.png&h=200&w=200 Today, just off I-95, the Redskins and Eagles have a discussion to see who makes the Super Bowl f...
by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Those were good times in The City. It was called the Fillmore Shuffle. You could go see the Stones and after the concert got out you could cross the street and see Montrose. It was like that everyday. Every band in the world wanted to be in San Francisco. Speaking of Montrose. Sammy wrote a song abo...
by FiatLux
Sun Jan 26, 2025 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Well, not the best thing I've seen, but rather heard. Walking around Walmart listening to Mr. Peter Frampton, Live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbppSxgKRkY Great concert. Remember it well kinda. People in front of us were smoking pot and the people behind us were eating fried chicken. I like bo...
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1939

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

Mikey wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 7:22 pm A favorite tactic of these morons is to build a strawman to support their whataboutism.


It's all they've got.
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

You guys obviously took the post too seriously.

Why don't dumbfuckistanians have a sense of humor?

Seriously, question.

Is it because she's a dumbfuckistanian and you're trying to protect her because she's one of your own?


I wouldn't care which slut did that shit... I'd be laughing my ass off.
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 630

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

I laughed.

Jealousy is great look on you tards.


I've posted pics in the past.


http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic. ... s#p1013751
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 630

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

off to Cinderella's https://ritualcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image2.jpeg https://ritualcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image3-1.jpeg https://ritualcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image1.jpeg Pelmeni https://ritualcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image0.jpeg Piroshki https...
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 2:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why were these POSs not arrested before?
Replies: 30
Views: 630

Re: Why were these POSs not arrested before?

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 1:56 pm You fuckers deserve to be absolutely miserable.

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Let me know when she's done.
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why were these POSs not arrested before?
Replies: 30
Views: 630

Re: Why were these POSs not arrested before?

There is NO WAY anyone can justify allowing these criminals to remain in our country. Mayorkas, Biden, Harris and friends should be deported along with them. Seriously, WTF were you people (Biden supporters) thinking? The damage done won’t be alleviated for decades. If the Dems ever regain power, t...
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Boebert. Now that Sam is a full-on MAGA Trumper. He's lost all of the sense of humor that he might have had. Sad. But well earned. Huh? Boebert got wound up about nothing. She freaked out and made a fool of herself. You don't think it's funny some woman comes running out of the bathroom screaming t...
by FiatLux
Sat Jan 25, 2025 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 11:35 pm
FiatLux wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:43 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:38 pm People looking for problems where none exist.

Huh?
Boebert.

Now that Sam is a full-on MAGA Trumper. He's lost all of the sense of humor that he might have had.

Sad. But well earned.
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Your microagressions are driving people off the platform. Screwy doesn't post here anymore. Diego hasn't posted all day. Coincidence? I think not. edit - King Of Page 24! Here ya go... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Bob_Hope_1969_Publicity_Photo.jpg That should make you feel be...
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:12 pm
FiatLux wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:25 pm I'll help you out...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:10 pm We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.


Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.
Now you know what a woman is? Piss off.


Looks like the lap didn't help.

Take another.
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:38 pm People looking for problems where none exist.


Huh?
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405747

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

I'll help you out...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:10 pm We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.


Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Secretary of Defense
Replies: 7
Views: 197

Re: Secretary of Defense

We're moving on. You aren't moving anywhere. You need money to move. If you had money you wouldn't be living in Nebraska. Maybe you can get a pardon. Better yet, just call ICE and tell them where you live. https://media2.giphy.com/media/xSM46ernAUN3y/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d41662f6466613359a4f927&a...
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Secretary of Defense
Replies: 7
Views: 197

Secretary of Defense

Pete Hegseth a.k.a Petey the Rapist. Pays a woman $50,000 who accused him of sexual assault. https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-sex-assault-payment-trump-6674cc8cfee654c374725948e01ff666 Question for you posters. Would you pay some chick $50,000 if she accused you of sexual assault and you did not d...
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 113
Views: 5519

Birthright Citizenship

Trump tries to end Birthright Citizenship. A Ronald Reagan appointed judge tells Trump to go fuck himself. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-judge-hear-states-bid-block-trump-birthright-citizenship-order-2025-01-23/ Dumbfuckistanians around the country blast Ronald Reagan for not being Nazi enough
by FiatLux
Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1939

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

Clemency. Could be a technicality: True. The one I posted was technically a commutation of a drug dealers sentence where he was convicted of murdering an 8 year old and his mother. I'll keep looking. 8,064 is a lot to get through. Enjoy. Maybe it'll come close to the 1,500 terrorists Trump pardoned...
by FiatLux
Thu Jan 23, 2025 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1939

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

But Trump's machete use of the pardon power is equally bad. Not even close. Did Biden pardon people assaulting police officers protecting the capital? When someone uses the word but to start a sentence. They're about to make a justification for what they're about to say. Own it. You voted for this ...