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by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

What did Musk say he saved? 100 billion?

That's pretty close to two trillion.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Apparently there is a shortage of capacity in the Federal prison system. I would think that there are much cheaper and efficient options. Sure. We could build a supermax in the Palisades. There is some newly available real estate. lol By the time California extracted all the permits and inspections...
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459839

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:33 pm Sorry, my bad. I was remote viewing into the future for a minute.

Not a problem.

I pardon you.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459839

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbGM5djQ4bWpld3g0bm9jMWN0cmU0M3l0djN4bndwOWh3NGduaGVxbyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/gPzleMaqmcUIhShT4S/giphy.gif This aged well. Huh? Is there someone here that can translate Dumbfuckistanian logic? By the way, it certainly did.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

I say we send all the illegals to North Dafuckistan and make HPG the warden. There's plenty of room for 12 million people. You could charge them $5 a taco bowl from your gas station tariff free.

It's a win-win.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Driving back from North Beach and cutting through the Marina and up and over Pacific Heights to Presidio Heights and my place in the Richmond. Could see Alcatraz on the way home. Yep, The Rock hasn't gotten any bigger. Still could probably hold around 300 people. There's a lot more room on Angel Isl...
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 664
Views: 1087153

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

I guess they could keep the tourist's coming in and use the revenue to offset some of the cost. They could have autograph sessions with the prisoners in the gift shop too.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

It’s not just that he said. He signed an order for the BOP to reopen it. Think about that for a minute.

This is what dementia related psychosis looks like.


Too funny.
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Your thoughts? Reopening and rebuilding Alcatraz as a prison would cost approximately $235–370 million upfront and $40–60 million annually to operate. Where you at @DOGE? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GqJBYkQWYAA7uut?format=jpg&name=medium https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjBzbWV2...
by FiatLux
Mon May 05, 2025 4:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459839

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Cal wins men’s rugby national title in comeback over Life University https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F356742cf-7d60-4bbf-a468-478566c8782e_1440x810.webp https://www.mercurynews.com/2025...
by FiatLux
Sat May 03, 2025 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Buzzed and No Longer Confused
Replies: 9
Views: 645

Re: Buzzed and No Longer Confused

I think it was Tbag back in the say whom would say, "Them titties ain't retarded." In this case, those titties might actually be retarded. She's got that shit on lockdown. If so, he got it from Dave Attell. Be careful when watching. He's a Jew not from dumbfuckistan. North Dakota referenc...
by FiatLux
Sat May 03, 2025 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

bungle clone wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 6:53 pm paging Wrong Thread troll, m2 seems to be nicking your gig in the roll call thread...

I thought we were talking about kcdave? Am I wrong?

From what I gather... he's not a Trump guy.

There are plenty of Americans stuck in Dumbfuckistan.
by FiatLux
Sat May 03, 2025 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5272

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

Religion has a tendency to fuck people up.

-The real God
by FiatLux
Sat May 03, 2025 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

Further proof that it's not safe for Americans in Dumbfuckistan. If you see a Walmart on every FM corner. It's not a bad dream. It's where dumbfuckistanians go for everything. They will drive for 10's of miles to congregate and be with their tribe. Dumbfuckistan is very tribal... but share the same ...
by FiatLux
Sat May 03, 2025 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

mvscal wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 12:58 am
FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:57 pm
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FecalLunch goring on ham-fisted Ukrainian propaganda memes is pretty funny.



Having to live in Nebraska because you're a failure at life... now that's funny.
by FiatLux
Fri May 02, 2025 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:40 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:29 pm
Roach wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:27 pmDins?
Yep

I thought he was in jail for whale hunting.








I guess he was hunting the wrong type of whale and it finally caught up with him.



RIP you and your harpoon you West Coast fisherman.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication. :drink: I laughed. I'm going to give the cat a California 10. Even for a cat 4...
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:29 pm
Roach wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:27 pmDins?
Yep

I thought he was in jail for whale hunting.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Roach wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 9:43 pm Minus 2 for the landing.

How many points for this landing on the Utah curve?


https://kutv.com/news/local/identities- ... nyon-cliff


Maybe a sliding scale?
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5272

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 7:03 pm The Padres could use a little help.

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The Giants weren't enough?
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 6:18 pm Actually it's Mars.

:mrgreen:

I know.

Just looks like I-80 approaching Utah.

Maybe Roach and Rootbeer can verify.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 6:03 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:39 pm Wyoming



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:lol:


Looks like I-80 approaching Utah.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

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Something only someone on the spectrum could love.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

You forgot on thing, bungle. https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_social_share_1024x768_scale,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2022-04/220411-russia-victoria-day-soldiers-march-se-606p-6842cb.jpg They're looking a little depleted this year. Don't worry. Someone will be sending some extra tro...
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:20 pm
FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 1:13 pm causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages to two Cybertrucks


Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
Please explain.


Have you seen a cybertruck and the people that drive them?
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

I'm going to wait for the Torontonian's view.

Nice one bungle.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 1:13 pm causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages to two Cybertrucks


Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:06 pm Hearing the voice of someone who was part of an administration that censored Americans and attacked our freedom of speech makes me ill.

I never wanna see or hear that POS again.

Biden doesn't own Facebook.

You were banned from Facebook because you have dumbfuckistanian views. Not American.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 4:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:28 pm No problem. Heggie can probably fill both positions himself. He’s real good at Social Media.

I laughed.

But is he as good as the "real estate agent" negotiating peace in Ukraine and the Middle East?

He was in awe of how fancy the Kremlin looked and a bit intimidated by it...he said.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:46 am Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740


Found out he could only afford 2 dolls and not 30 and it would cost a bit more.
by FiatLux
Thu May 01, 2025 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

One down.

How many more to go?



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He was a Biden spy...


-Dumbfuckistan
by FiatLux
Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses medical license https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GpyZ_G6XcAAWBMg?format=jpg&name=medium https://www.ocala-news.com/2025/04/29/nursing-license-suspended-for-ocala-mom-accused-of-having-sex-with-stepson/ https://www.ocala-ne...
by FiatLux
Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1217

Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

https://www.si.com/nfl/police-investigating-john-elway-golf-cart-accident-that-has-his-best-friend-on-life-support Not good. Someone (Elway) was shitfaced driving that cart. It's a negligence action with comparative negligence to factor in. Based on the long friendship and Elway's wealth, no lawsuit...
by FiatLux
Wed Apr 30, 2025 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

The economy is shrinking. Tariffs will kick in and be noticeable in a couple of weeks. Look for shortages at the stores. China holds all the cards (rare earths) and could/will shut down our country in around 6 months. This is why the clown will cave to China. He's good at caving because he's a pussy...
by FiatLux
Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 1384

Re: Deport everyone involved

Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 12:32 am An all inclusive cruise for $59.99 might give you hint at what to expect.


The Torontonian likes to think outside the box. Tariffs be damned.
by FiatLux
Wed Apr 30, 2025 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 1384

Re: Deport everyone involved

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 11:03 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 10:18 pm They could just leave them in Galveston for a few years
I like it. Galveston was a shithole when I was there.

A new facilty…to hold Walmartians.

Galveston can't hold all of Dumbfuckistan.