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by Meat Head
Wed May 07, 2025 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1340

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

https://i.postimg.cc/LXHpkCCh/ancestry.jpg Here is our ancestry.... 0.0% Afro Michael Robert PIckle is my brother Yeah that's cool for your brother but proves nothing about you. Yeah maybe daddy made it with a quadroon sheboon or momma got the big one from Abdu. Maybe you know that, thus your race ...
by Meat Head
Mon May 05, 2025 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Fedzilla

:bode:
by Meat Head
Sun May 04, 2025 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

dave is swell. Nothing new worth a fuck to talk about. If I see something worthy of discussion, I will chime in... until then, assume I am vertical. Sent from my SM-S926U using Tapatalk You fukker, I lost my wife and car because there was no Fucking roll crawl thread. Jesus man, folks rely on that ...
by Meat Head
Fri May 02, 2025 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

:lol: Good one, Diego. ahem, speaking of which... C'mon HPG, you can take just a few minutes of your day at some point to throw down with more work stories. Yes, I know, the lower classes won't exploit themselves, and you have deadlines, but think of the poor huddled masses here on this board who n...
by Meat Head
Thu May 01, 2025 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:00 am
Roach wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:43 pm Horrible, horrible tats. Just fukkin awful. I suspect it gets worse.
Looks like he has a vagina growing on his chest too.

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Yeah it sure says "credibility" and "professionalism" and stuff nicely.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 29, 2025 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Penn violated Title 9
Replies: 10
Views: 861

Re: Penn violated Title 9

And ren fair fairies.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 29, 2025 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3146

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:23 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 6:13 pm Image

Seattle needs to get a hold of this pic as their public masturbation deterrence infrastructure.

It's like Agent Orange for boners.
:lol:

That mug might even slow Diego’s strokin’.
Or enough to get m2 move to Seattle.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

114 Scientists, Medical Professionals, Faithful Husbands and Doting Fathers cruelly arrested and marked for deportation in ICE raid at Colorado Springs night club. That should bring your food and living costs down. 114 ? Only 12 million more to go. Too funny. Biden deported more illegals each week ...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3146

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Who cares what Diego in Shittle thinks about anything! He is an ANTIFA freak! Have you seen the mugshots of those whacko freaks? FUKKK DIEGO, his face tats, his face piercings, his political beliefs etc... FUKKK ANTIFA! FUKKK DIEGO PEDO SHITTO! "Like sand through the hour glass..." How ab...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Men in Black
Replies: 26
Views: 2498

Re: Men in Black

On the other hand, even if you knew Latin and italian, who wouldn't fall a fukingsleep at a pope's funeral?

:0109:
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:40 pm I get the feeling Fiat gets spittle on his monitor mouthing these hot takes to himself.
Yeah once in a while he gets his hands off his dick and out of his ass, and shares his excitement. Lucky us.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11197

Re: Death pool speed round

Ok the old coot survived past friday. New bet: Over / under March 15, Under https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.yegFl1WbwdAaOznah4KQiAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=c7ce286da5fa85b7f4448ec3d28aca8d1f66c1610623e7c22a4f9e684d75a754&ipo=im...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11197

Re: Death pool speed round

FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 5:36 pm Just heard it's a casket.

Who are the top 10 popes?
In terms of Most Young Boys Violated? Seems you might know.

Oh never mind, you're into rabbi oral circumcisions I forgot.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 5007

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

" . . . sweat bee visiting a monkeyflower . . ."

Sounds like m2 at his local bath house.
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1353

Re: F*ck Harvard

Yes, you can and should criticize government, even when you are wrong and the government is right. You can express your opinions. Not when half-baked political opinions are disguised and anchored as academia. The institutions wanted to play politics at an administrative level and use academia as a ...
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1353

Re: F*ck Harvard

Harvard Will Euthanize Lab Animals after Trump Funding Cuts Harvard academics have warned they will be forced to euthanize animals used for medical research because of Donald Trump’s $2.2 billion funding freeze. They will also be forced to fire workers, and withdraw critical funding for cancer and ...
by Meat Head
Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

Ima rassis Take the racist test here: https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php "This makes you: 26.81% more prone to general racism than the average person. 21.27% more prone to socio-historical racism than the average person. 25.93% more prone to perpetual foreigner racism than the avera...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 14, 2025 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake!!
Replies: 33
Views: 3595

Re: Earthquake!!

FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 9:41 pm

I can't remember the last time I felt an earthquake.
So many calbears have violated you ass you can't feel anything any more.

:0049:
by Meat Head
Sat Apr 12, 2025 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Four Cal Bears make the cut at the Masters Leader is at -8 Morikawa at -3 Michael Kim at -1 Max Homa at E Byeong Hun An at +1 Remarkable https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoCVQ9ybwAU0JWQ?format=jpg&name=large Go Bears! And that adds to your "coolness" how? You aren't even a native cal. idiot.
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Good job Donnie!

Tommy Fleetwood +3500
and
Sahith Theegala +9000

whoever the fuck that is. Sounds like the turbotax help line operator I hung up on. :waz:
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Does Biden qualify as a crazy mofo or just comatose corrupt zombie "Republican leaders are calling for an investigation into what they describe as a 'massive cover-up' regarding President Biden's cognitive health during his time in office. " https://deepnewz.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 07, 2025 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEY Mr Wilson...
Replies: 2
Views: 686

Re: HEY Mr Wilson...

Image

You guys were earning your jerk off Dennis's mom for sure.

:slap:
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 04, 2025 3:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3813
Views: 1050079

Re: Doom

What would Kamala be doing right now?

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by Meat Head
Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Maybe I should put this in the Doom thread? Yeah, yeah. This is good news and this is winning, because reasons. :meds: https://i.redd.it/t7lq1ahegise1.jpeg Alarmist graph. No y axis legend. So the fucking markets (sp500 and nyse) dropped 5 percent. Considering the changes Trump is making, that is a...
by Meat Head
Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y’all got any questions…
Replies: 24
Views: 2580

Re: Y’all got any questions…

Coarse
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 02, 2025 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We need more Mike Rowe
Replies: 28
Views: 3171

Re: We need more Mike Rowe

Because for some of them, remaining in their home country is a death sentence.
Yeah well we can't save everybody.
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 02, 2025 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2633

Re: Iced Man

Sven Golly wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:54 pm This Is the End
The music is over.
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2633

Re: Iced Man

Iceman assumes room temperature.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Torpedo Bats
Replies: 15
Views: 2212

Re: Torpedo Bats

mvscal wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:22 pm MStoolsample is greasing up to play Sink the Bismark with this new torpedo bat.
And I'm sure he has some Calbear aids patients doing the ramming.

Stink the Bismark calbear!
by Meat Head
Sun Mar 30, 2025 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dr. Kildare to the Morgue...
Replies: 9
Views: 1418

Dr. Kildare to the Morgue...

"Richard Chamberlain Dies at 90 in Hawaii from Stroke Complications." https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP._qWMAjl58AUKcanE2WOKPgAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=39c671c67dd5b2a346b11a07462e7f9a8e92a900b6a3b585be88d4f873c05a88&ipo...
by Meat Head
Sat Mar 29, 2025 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Better relax a little and wipe the froth off your mouth.
by Meat Head
Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459839

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

bungle clone wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 6:09 pm
it's just that m2 is kinda legendary though...


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Wow. Stunningly real and rich with sick humor.

:bode:
by Meat Head
Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13558

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

BYU gets its deserved ending . . .

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Well bye.
by Meat Head
Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Might just drop the mic after this one. There's a lot of weird, sick shit (literally) here, but anything involving actual shit, like crapping on the floor of the bathroom, in wastebaskets, upper tankers should result in a death sentence. This kind of weird shit (again, literally) isn't fixable. htt...
by Meat Head
Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

smackaholic wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:39 am
But with drag queens, they are by definition, deviants.
:bode: :0071:
by Meat Head
Thu Mar 27, 2025 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening Day
Replies: 34
Views: 4337

Re: Opening Day

Down in the 9th with two outs. Say fuck it and go make lunch in the kitchen. Come back out and we win 6-3. Da fuck? I guess we are still in the first place. Too funny. The real team, you know the ones who play the game and touch the ball and stuff, and count the money, smile and know you are their ...
by Meat Head
Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening Day
Replies: 34
Views: 4337

Re: Opening Day

FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:49 pm Buster ball this year is going to be pitching and defense. Which is nice. But I think you need to score runs to win.

We're fucked
We? You and the turd in your pants?