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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9269

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

1. Citizen Bull (20-1) Citizen Cane meets Bull Durham? Not feeling it. 2. Neoequos (30-1) Sounds like crypto. I'll throw $100 at it 3. Final Gambit (30-1) Sequel to the Queen's Gambit? It will suck. 4. Rodriguez (12-1) Playing outfield for the Red Sox? 5. American Promise (30-1) Murica! Fuck yeah! 🇺...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates
Replies: 18
Views: 1817

An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates

Praise Roach and his administrator Son Jesus H Christ, under whose loving tutelage we are graced with the the Oneest of boareds. Through his grace all takes are made and nothing can be made that is made unless it is made through the grace of His Holy Madeance. Let us bow in gratitude at this time an...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Apr 14, 2025 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

CONGRATS to our T1B champion, HighPlainsGrifter! Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 70 285 566 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 69 281 HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 69 285 562 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 66 277 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 73 291 575 TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 71 284 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 75 69 28...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Apr 13, 2025 4:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Headed into the final round on Sunday we have a tie at the lead. Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 0 215 427 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 0 212 HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 0 216 427 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 0 211 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 0 218 431 TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 0 213 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 6...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Apr 12, 2025 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3647

Re: I Know Of A Guy

bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 12, 2025 4:32 pm Image

found this on theVent, don't know why it was wytched this way, but that's Reina being handled by Kierland on the right.
Dumb & Dumber II, When Hairy met Freud?
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Apr 12, 2025 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

NEW UPDATE. SIX T1B players remain -->>IN<<-- the game. HPG John Rahm 75 71 0 0 146 282 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 0 0 136 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286 Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 0 0 144 Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 0 0 146 287 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 0 0 141 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 ...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Apr 12, 2025 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Donnie— If one of our players missed the cut, then we’re toast. That should eliminate almost everyone. (I swear to g0d), Who is even left to win this puke colored green jacket? You are correct about the rules. I didn't have time to add cuts to the spreadsheet this morning. Whole buncha us suck at t...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Apr 12, 2025 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

HPG is your rabbit. Go get him, players. Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 66 0 0 138 287 Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 72 0 0 149 L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 72 0 0 146 298 L45B Lucas Glover 78 74 0 0 152 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286 Meat...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Apr 11, 2025 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Our leaders after Round 1 are HighPlainsGrifter, Strawman, and 88Buckeyegrad Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 72 149 Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 77 L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 74 152 L45B Lucas Glover 78 78 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 73 145 Meat Hea...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Apr 10, 2025 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 53
Views: 23099

Re: Death Pool 2025

What's my DP total right now? When you have time, of course.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

I think everyone got their picks ------>IN

I'll try to update this stupid thread after each round but no guarantees. I have an active social life and stuff.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000 . Keerist this isn't hard, guys. For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at ( +450 ) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are ( 11,500 ) or higher. You were told that there would be no math. http...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Morikawa and Matsuyama-I'm reprising Team Oriental-these fuckers come to play and kick some ass and will not be overwhelmed by the majesty of the event. No. Collin Morikawa +1600 Hideki Matsuyama +2800 Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Re: Masters Contest 2025

First of all f*kk golf and the horse it rode in on. Yeah. I said it. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLrHYWPh9jmW5icrRIj2jgP88XoPdlHfilkA&s https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5yxPM8OS-4Fv1-ACEKNsMOpEn5UkiO_RtleSdcfrXj5q7L3EM1omxUHAeKH9pqs_c_og&usqp=...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8105

Masters Contest 2025

It's that time of year! The Masters Tournament will occur this Thursday through Sunday, April 10-13 and since I'm a certified badass in seven states (I swear to god I am) I'll run The Official OneBoard Masters Contest again this year. To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Mar 02, 2025 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
Replies: 15
Views: 1720

Re: Rock & Roll HOF 2025

Thanks, roux.

I didn't remember GFR getting snubbed. That needs correction looong before 90% of this list.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 176
Views: 29256

Re: I bought a horse last night!

HighHard1 wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 1:55 pm ...and/or just not having much ability.

That doesn't bode well.
Race Highlights:

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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
Replies: 15
Views: 1720

Rock & Roll HOF 2025

19 Nominees this year. Italics mine. Bad Company - Absolutely. Let's do this. The Black Crowes - Yeah, okay. If Steve Miller is in, then so are these dudes. Mariah Carey - Not Rock & Roll. Find a different HOF. Chubby Checker - What? Now? Why? Is this reparations? Joe Cocker - Love the guy, but ...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 176
Views: 29256

Re: I bought a horse last night!

But Intellectual is still on for his first race. If he loses, he'll give you a really good reason why. Unless it's a psych-out, he's actually really stupid and they're trying to intimidate the other horses. The post-race presser must be a load of fun. He's up there in his Neil Degrasse Tyson voice,...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Feb 09, 2025 8:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl
Replies: 34
Views: 18156

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl

Queefs

Over
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough
Replies: 5
Views: 748

Re: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough

Left, Middle, or Right-
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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 53
Views: 23099

Re: Death Pool 2025

d-townmike wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:44 am DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!
Bam! Upper decker to start the year! My roster is STACKED for 2025.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Jan 26, 2025 2:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My conversation with ChatGPT...
Replies: 28
Views: 3453

Re: My conversation with ChatGPT...

I asked about corey comperatore being killed in Butler, PA. ChatGPT: I couldn't find any widely available or notable reports about a person named Corey Comperatore being killed in Butler, Pennsylvania, up until my knowledge cutoff in 2023. It's possible that this might be a more recent or localized ...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:39 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
Replies: 24
Views: 5513

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games

WAS +6
KC -2
WAS @ PHI OVER TRIPLE PLAY LOCK OTY!
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
Replies: 24
Views: 5513

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games

Troll#3 is the Sky Masterson of 3BB
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 53
Views: 23099

Re: Death Pool 2025

Bob Uecker - MLB Announcer - Cancer - July
Playmate Kerri Parker - Cancer - September
Actor Tommy Chong - Cancer - November
Actor Val Kilmer - Cancer - April
Actor Michael J Fox - Parkinsons - December
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take the wind out of her sails
Replies: 15
Views: 2122

Re: Take the wind out of her sails

The Hot Crazy Matrix might be the only true thing posted on YouTube.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 16
Replies: 28
Views: 7364

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 16

DEN +3
HOU KC over 39.5
PIT BAL under 45
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take the wind out of her sails
Replies: 15
Views: 2122

Re: Take the wind out of her sails

It appears you raised your little princess with the inspiring lie, "You can be anything and do anything!" While true in theory and a nice thing to say to a little kid, the lie ignores an awful lot of reality that may arrive rudely since you didn't prepare her for it. For example, most girl...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 9
Replies: 40
Views: 8555

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 9

AZ -1
DET -3.5
SEA +1
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Sep 22, 2024 4:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 3
Replies: 18
Views: 5472

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 3

BAL @ DAL under 49
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Sep 14, 2024 1:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
Replies: 32
Views: 7196

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2

DET -7
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
Replies: 33
Views: 14592

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1

Let's fukken go! I'm back, beeches!

GB @ PHI under 48.5
AZ @ BUF over 48
LAR @ DET over 51
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri May 10, 2024 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
Replies: 6
Views: 1017

Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP

Sven Golly wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 5:15 pm Shit - wrong JJ - thanks for getting my hopes up
Same.

Fuck the Cowboys and anyone tainted with their stench.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 10039

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Biggie wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:48 am
Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread
Not sure but start with
mine

-kcdave
The irregular line break cannot be overappreciated here. This is next level for subtle reasons. :clap:
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 10039

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread and show you petty, unfunny, argumentative dickheads where and how to get fucked?
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 28
Views: 4053

Re: neck tattoo

I had heard about Tom Brady's "I'm not opposed to coming back," remarks, but I did not realize Tom said those things to -----> neck tattoo guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKY0Zv3q_hM The 26? His IQ, I assume. If he plays for the Jaguars, football fans in Florida might wage a civil wa...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 10039

Re: Masters Contest 2024

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head. There's only one "filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules" who posts here so I figured Dave was the suspect. Return to fucking yourself and your rud...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 10039

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Boo-yah. But golf isn’t even my doctorate sport. Donnie, if you run a Wimbledon pick’em this year, I would kill it (as in, not win 8) ) I know no things about professional tennis. I can barely keep up with golf and baseball. If you want to run a Wimbledon contest, I'd love to make some completely u...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 10039

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Welcome to the Butler Cabin for the announcement of our 2024 Masters Contest Winner. Ladies and gentlemen, he gained the lead on day 3 and held it to the finish. I present for your consideration, the 2024 champion, L45B with a total combined score of 580. Please note also, that filthy cheater who ke...