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- Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
- Replies: 91
- Views: 9269
Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025
1. Citizen Bull (20-1) Citizen Cane meets Bull Durham? Not feeling it. 2. Neoequos (30-1) Sounds like crypto. I'll throw $100 at it 3. Final Gambit (30-1) Sequel to the Queen's Gambit? It will suck. 4. Rodriguez (12-1) Playing outfield for the Red Sox? 5. American Promise (30-1) Murica! Fuck yeah! 🇺...
- Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1817
An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates
Praise Roach and his administrator Son Jesus H Christ, under whose loving tutelage we are graced with the the Oneest of boareds. Through his grace all takes are made and nothing can be made that is made unless it is made through the grace of His Holy Madeance. Let us bow in gratitude at this time an...
- Mon Apr 14, 2025 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
CONGRATS to our T1B champion, HighPlainsGrifter! Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 70 285 566 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 69 281 HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 69 285 562 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 66 277 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 73 291 575 TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 71 284 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 75 69 28...
- Sun Apr 13, 2025 4:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Headed into the final round on Sunday we have a tie at the lead. Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 0 215 427 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 0 212 HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 0 216 427 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 0 211 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 0 218 431 TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 0 213 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 6...
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 6:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I Know Of A Guy
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3647
Re: I Know Of A Guy
Dumb & Dumber II, When Hairy met Freud?bungle clone wrote: ↑Sat Apr 12, 2025 4:32 pm![]()
found this on theVent, don't know why it was wytched this way, but that's Reina being handled by Kierland on the right.
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 5:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
NEW UPDATE. SIX T1B players remain -->>IN<<-- the game. HPG John Rahm 75 71 0 0 146 282 HPG Justin Rose 65 71 0 0 136 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286 Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 0 0 144 Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 0 0 146 287 Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 0 0 141 TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 ...
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 4:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Donnie— If one of our players missed the cut, then we’re toast. That should eliminate almost everyone. (I swear to g0d), Who is even left to win this puke colored green jacket? You are correct about the rules. I didn't have time to add cuts to the spreadsheet this morning. Whole buncha us suck at t...
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 1:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
HPG is your rabbit. Go get him, players. Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 66 0 0 138 287 Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 72 0 0 149 L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 72 0 0 146 298 L45B Lucas Glover 78 74 0 0 152 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286 Meat...
- Fri Apr 11, 2025 2:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Our leaders after Round 1 are HighPlainsGrifter, Strawman, and 88Buckeyegrad Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 72 149 Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 77 L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 74 152 L45B Lucas Glover 78 78 Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 73 145 Meat Hea...
- Thu Apr 10, 2025 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death Pool 2025
- Replies: 53
- Views: 23099
Re: Death Pool 2025
What's my DP total right now? When you have time, of course.
- Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
I think everyone got their picks ------>IN
I'll try to update this stupid thread after each round but no guarantees. I have an active social life and stuff.
I'll try to update this stupid thread after each round but no guarantees. I have an active social life and stuff.
- Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000 . Keerist this isn't hard, guys. For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at ( +450 ) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are ( 11,500 ) or higher. You were told that there would be no math. http...
- Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Morikawa and Matsuyama-I'm reprising Team Oriental-these fuckers come to play and kick some ass and will not be overwhelmed by the majesty of the event. No. Collin Morikawa +1600 Hideki Matsuyama +2800 Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist...
- Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Re: Masters Contest 2025
First of all f*kk golf and the horse it rode in on. Yeah. I said it. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLrHYWPh9jmW5icrRIj2jgP88XoPdlHfilkA&s https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5yxPM8OS-4Fv1-ACEKNsMOpEn5UkiO_RtleSdcfrXj5q7L3EM1omxUHAeKH9pqs_c_og&usqp=...
- Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8105
Masters Contest 2025
It's that time of year! The Masters Tournament will occur this Thursday through Sunday, April 10-13 and since I'm a certified badass in seven states (I swear to god I am) I'll run The Official OneBoard Masters Contest again this year. To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to...
- Sun Mar 02, 2025 3:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1720
Re: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
Thanks, roux.
I didn't remember GFR getting snubbed. That needs correction looong before 90% of this list.
I didn't remember GFR getting snubbed. That needs correction looong before 90% of this list.
- Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I bought a horse last night!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 29256
- Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1720
Rock & Roll HOF 2025
19 Nominees this year. Italics mine. Bad Company - Absolutely. Let's do this. The Black Crowes - Yeah, okay. If Steve Miller is in, then so are these dudes. Mariah Carey - Not Rock & Roll. Find a different HOF. Chubby Checker - What? Now? Why? Is this reparations? Joe Cocker - Love the guy, but ...
- Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I bought a horse last night!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 29256
Re: I bought a horse last night!
But Intellectual is still on for his first race. If he loses, he'll give you a really good reason why. Unless it's a psych-out, he's actually really stupid and they're trying to intimidate the other horses. The post-race presser must be a load of fun. He's up there in his Neil Degrasse Tyson voice,...
- Sun Feb 09, 2025 8:02 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl
- Replies: 34
- Views: 18156
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl
Queefs
Over
Over
- Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough
- Replies: 5
- Views: 748
Re: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough
Left, Middle, or Right-

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- Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death Pool 2025
- Replies: 53
- Views: 23099
Re: Death Pool 2025
Bam! Upper decker to start the year! My roster is STACKED for 2025.d-townmike wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:44 am DBG up there is already on the board with the Uecker pick!
- Sun Jan 26, 2025 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My conversation with ChatGPT...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3453
Re: My conversation with ChatGPT...
I asked about corey comperatore being killed in Butler, PA. ChatGPT: I couldn't find any widely available or notable reports about a person named Corey Comperatore being killed in Butler, Pennsylvania, up until my knowledge cutoff in 2023. It's possible that this might be a more recent or localized ...
- Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:39 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5513
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
WAS +6
KC -2
WAS @ PHI OVER TRIPLE PLAY LOCK OTY!
KC -2
WAS @ PHI OVER TRIPLE PLAY LOCK OTY!
- Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:35 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5513
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
Troll#3 is the Sky Masterson of 3BB
- Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death Pool 2025
- Replies: 53
- Views: 23099
Re: Death Pool 2025
Bob Uecker - MLB Announcer - Cancer - July
Playmate Kerri Parker - Cancer - September
Actor Tommy Chong - Cancer - November
Actor Val Kilmer - Cancer - April
Actor Michael J Fox - Parkinsons - December
Playmate Kerri Parker - Cancer - September
Actor Tommy Chong - Cancer - November
Actor Val Kilmer - Cancer - April
Actor Michael J Fox - Parkinsons - December
- Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Take the wind out of her sails
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2122
Re: Take the wind out of her sails
The Hot Crazy Matrix might be the only true thing posted on YouTube.
- Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:30 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 16
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7364
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 16
DEN +3
HOU KC over 39.5
PIT BAL under 45
HOU KC over 39.5
PIT BAL under 45
- Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Take the wind out of her sails
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2122
Re: Take the wind out of her sails
It appears you raised your little princess with the inspiring lie, "You can be anything and do anything!" While true in theory and a nice thing to say to a little kid, the lie ignores an awful lot of reality that may arrive rudely since you didn't prepare her for it. For example, most girl...
- Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:39 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 9
- Replies: 40
- Views: 8555
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 9
AZ -1
DET -3.5
SEA +1
DET -3.5
SEA +1
- Sun Sep 22, 2024 4:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 3
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5472
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 3
BAL @ DAL under 49
- Sat Sep 14, 2024 1:56 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
- Replies: 32
- Views: 7196
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:28 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
- Replies: 33
- Views: 14592
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
Let's fukken go! I'm back, beeches!
GB @ PHI under 48.5
AZ @ BUF over 48
LAR @ DET over 51
GB @ PHI under 48.5
AZ @ BUF over 48
LAR @ DET over 51
- Fri May 10, 2024 5:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1017
Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
Same.
Fuck the Cowboys and anyone tainted with their stench.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10039
Re: Masters Contest 2024
The irregular line break cannot be overappreciated here. This is next level for subtle reasons.Biggie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:48 amNot sure but start withDonnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread
mine
-kcdave
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10039
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread and show you petty, unfunny, argumentative dickheads where and how to get fucked?
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: neck tattoo
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4053
Re: neck tattoo
I had heard about Tom Brady's "I'm not opposed to coming back," remarks, but I did not realize Tom said those things to -----> neck tattoo guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKY0Zv3q_hM The 26? His IQ, I assume. If he plays for the Jaguars, football fans in Florida might wage a civil wa...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10039
Re: Masters Contest 2024
You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head. There's only one "filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules" who posts here so I figured Dave was the suspect. Return to fucking yourself and your rud...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10039
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Boo-yah. But golf isn’t even my doctorate sport. Donnie, if you run a Wimbledon pick’em this year, I would kill it (as in, not win 8) ) I know no things about professional tennis. I can barely keep up with golf and baseball. If you want to run a Wimbledon contest, I'd love to make some completely u...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10039
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Welcome to the Butler Cabin for the announcement of our 2024 Masters Contest Winner. Ladies and gentlemen, he gained the lead on day 3 and held it to the finish. I present for your consideration, the 2024 champion, L45B with a total combined score of 580. Please note also, that filthy cheater who ke...