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by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Wednesday in MAGA governance ➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 yea...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 31, 2025 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Mikey wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 12:00 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:41 pm Stick to the subject
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I should clarify. The "subject" is ALWAYS and ONLY, Donald Trump Did a Thing and the Thing is Bad. Because He Did It. Trump Does All the Bad Things.

see also: Diego's entire discography
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Remind me about egg prices again. Always a crowd pleaser.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

*bleats

Fuck's sake, Diego.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Mikey really likes the reading comprehension smack. Like, a lot. He's been tossing it around like he got a Groupon.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:57 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:21 pm
You have a source?
My source is not having my head shoved up my ass
Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978875

Re: Doom

It's ridiculous the way our entire economy, world peace, and domestic tranquility is determined by some jet lag and a bad night. If only Joy had won the day :cry:
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1611
Views: 569408

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Rack the Sam & Ralph reference.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978875

Re: Doom

Screwy seems to think that 4 years of inept “leadership “ and terrible policies can be rectified overnight. Dump blames DEI, the disabled and Biden and Pete B for the crash. Slobbering Sam: He's right I blame Kamala Harris and Barack Obama. If they had gotten off their black asses and fundraised a ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978875

Re: Doom

Dregs of society in positions of authority is how we got to this situation, Screwy. Sit back and shut your cake inhaler while the adults fix this shit.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 49
Views: 704

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Thank goodness Screwy finally downloaded the latest DNC word salad so he can participate again. Tell about the price of eggs next, shithead.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A river runs through it
Replies: 14
Views: 462

Re: A river runs through it

Mikey wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:08 am Keep to the subject of the thread.

Sin
SamPG
Agreed. Threads have titles and topics for a reason.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1956

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

I wonder if Diego has any clue in the vapid expanses of space moldering between his ears why our founders ensured the Commander in Chief is a civilian. My guess is no. He has no idea. The entirety of his gray matter is occupied by a single concept: Muh Truuump
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1956

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

Mark Milley almost certainly committed treason. Suck his dikk all you want, but know ahead of time whose smegma you're picking out of your teeth.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 7:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl
Replies: 7
Views: 259

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2025 2:37 am HPG has done a nice job in the 2nd half of the season.
Thanks. I used the same approach to analytics in the second half, but picked the exact opposite.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1232001

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Yes, Diego. You figured it out. Go ahead and log out for the rest of the day.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1232001

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Fiat is mainlining copium like a motherfucker.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New York magazine edits cover photo…removes blacks
Replies: 18
Views: 557

Re: New York magazine edits cover photo…removes blacks

WHATABOUT SOME OTHER THING!

~kierlandiego
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough
Replies: 5
Views: 168

Re: Left, Middle, or Right-You Can't Hate PETA Enough

The animal rights organization sent a letter to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club offering to provide the vegan treat, which would mimic that of a gender reveal for a baby, for the annual Feb. 2 ceremony in Gobbler’s Knob if they agree to retire the beloved rodent and his family to a “reputable sanct...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1232001

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

FiatLux wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2025 7:45 pm He's a shit talker. He has no balls. He's a con-artist.
And yet you're as afraid of him as you are obsessed. Weird.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Jan 28, 2025 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New York magazine edits cover photo…removes blacks
Replies: 18
Views: 557

Re: New York magazine edits cover photo…removes blacks

Diego and Mikey with back-to-back deflections.

It's all they have.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Jan 27, 2025 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why were these POSs not arrested before?
Replies: 30
Views: 633

Re: Why were these POSs not arrested before?

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:42 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 7:34 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 6:29 am

Trump didn't storm the Capitol.
Manson didn't kill anyone.
Good grief.
It's all they have.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

The Eagles must have a lot of California kids on the team to be that good.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

Did the "California Kid" just go 4 & out, losing 10 yards in the process? That the Kid you're pimping?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football
Replies: 19
Views: 387

Re: Championship Weekend. Big Boy Football

Thanks for the update on Californians playing in this game.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 1956

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

FiatLux wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 8:22 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 7:22 pm A favorite tactic of these morons is to build a strawman to support their whataboutism.


It's all they've got.
Hey, that's my line! Come up with your own schtick, plagiarist.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why were these POSs not arrested before?
Replies: 30
Views: 633

Re: Why were these POSs not arrested before?

Roux wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 7:49 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 3:56 pm Latinos realize they will live much more comfortably if they vote GOP.

Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Oh, wait.
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by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Anniversary, Why Tea!
Replies: 3
Views: 130

Re: Happy Anniversary, Why Tea!

That was always the joke at .net. DMike used to give him rafts of crap about it.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Anniversary, Why Tea!
Replies: 3
Views: 130

Happy Anniversary, Why Tea!

Who schedules a wedding on AFC Championship weekend? Seriously.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Jan 26, 2025 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1232001

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Democrats then: Who will pick the crops if we free the slaves?

Democrats now: Who will pick the crops if we free the slaves?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405758

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:29 pm
There were people willing to elect Kamala Harris.
And the smart ones got paid.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 637

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

I agree with Meat Head Johnson.

Stock photos of a bakery and a streetview is beyond lazy, it smacks of deception. Odds are high the little guy lives at the homeless shelter and charges his phone at the train station.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UW Antifa Pussies
Replies: 9
Views: 361

Re: UW Antifa Pussies

Left Seater wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 1:38 am To be fair Roux, Oren had no clue what he was signing.

Your anger would be better directed at whoever endorsed the check.
Follow the money, guys.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aussie Open
Replies: 8
Views: 259

Re: Aussie Open

Slap wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 5:15 pm The women's final was the worse ever. Completely unjerkable. Dog face vs. saggy tits couldn't work for me.
Good Lord. Oof. What is Happening?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Jan 25, 2025 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My conversation with ChatGPT...
Replies: 28
Views: 586

Re: My conversation with ChatGPT...

I asked this question to ChatGPT and Grok: Was Donald Trump's ear bleeding during an incident at Butler Pennsylvania on July 13, 2024? I couldn't find any verified reports of Donald Trump experiencing ear bleeding during an incident in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13, 2024. It's possible that this ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 24, 2025 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405758

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 11:35 pm
FiatLux wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:43 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:38 pm People looking for problems where none exist.

Huh?
Boebert.
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by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405758

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Your microagressions are driving people off the platform. Screwy doesn't post here anymore. Diego hasn't posted all day. Coincidence? I think not.

edit - King Of Page 24!
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405758

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

FiatLux wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:25 pm I'll help you out...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:10 pm We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.


Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.
Now you know what a woman is? Piss off.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yesterday in Washington
Replies: 73
Views: 1825

Re: Yesterday in Washington

Ok. A billionaire is going to do what he can to help him and his billionaire friends. To the detriment of the middle class and the poor. There, I've called my shot. We'll see if it actually happens. I get it. You have already decided Trump is bad and he hates the poors. You'll take any news article...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 939
Views: 405758

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him off.