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by Roach
Tue May 06, 2025 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Scripted reality show: Meet Me on Pier 39

Swim from the rock to the pier. Ten per group. Whoever might make it gets keelhauled under the ferry then set free to make advertising deals and seek fame in America.

:drink:
by Roach
Mon May 05, 2025 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1340

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

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Have you seen the movie
by Roach
Fri May 02, 2025 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

1. Citizen Bull (20-1) Baffert Horse/ Fast pace will burn out. 3. Final Gambit (30-1) TURF HORSE SO NOPE! 5. American Promise (30-1) LUKAS HORSE SO MAYBE! 6. Admire Daytona (30-1) Japanese Horse so NOPE! 8. Journalism (3-1) SOLID PICK! Breaks out of gate great in smaller fields 17. Sandman (6-1) Wi...
by Roach
Fri May 02, 2025 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

1- Sandman



2- Sovereignty

3- Journalism

:popcorn:
by Roach
Thu May 01, 2025 11:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:18 pm
mvscal wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:59 pmLiterally or figuratively?
Literally, since '21.
Dins?
by Roach
Thu May 01, 2025 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication.

:drink:
by Roach
Thu May 01, 2025 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Minus 2 for the landing.
by Roach
Thu May 01, 2025 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Yeah, NASA did moon walk training and equipment trials out there... It's a Long Long Ride from Wendover to SLC, but Farther to get across Wyoming. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.C4cRvyLsPyrD0v5Mzw8r2AAAAA%3Fpid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=1b888...
by Roach
Thu May 01, 2025 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

SOS
by Roach
Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

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Horrible, horrible tats. Just fukkin awful. I suspect it gets worse.
by Roach
Tue Apr 29, 2025 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

What I'm noticing from that list is Kluba didn't win a goddam thing. That makes two of us, Grifter. You were a Dornoch away from the cellar. I'll pick a stable this year. Think I'll wait for the official Roux contest and take a pass on Pickle's bullshit. Smackie Chan must be stopped. Roux runs the ...
by Roach
Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game over for George Santos
Replies: 51
Views: 3964

Re: Game over for George Santos

"Expelled US lawmaker George Santos sentenced to more than 7 years in prison." https://www.ksl.com/article/51301569/expelled-us-lawmaker-george-santos-sentenced-to-more-than-7-years-in-prison https://img.ksl.com/slc/3082/308258/30825889.JPG?filter=kslv2/responsive_top_sm Pile of shit gets ...
by Roach
Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 855

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

"let's take it down a notch"

:lol:

Nice hay maker and response at :48

Fat boy put his hand on first, so it goes...

fafo
by Roach
Wed Apr 23, 2025 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Orange makes her look like a white fat sheboon.
by Roach
Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

I'm feelng like Justin Rose right now... I Want a green coat!

Wear it well sir, cold revenge will take a year to manifest.

Kudos to HPG. :drink:
by Roach
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:13 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 25
Views: 11964

Re: Last Night's Dinner

When you say dry, do you mean uncooked dry, or cooked/canned and dried off? Canned ready to eat, dried off. I just winged it on a lot of this so use your more advanced experience. Oh the rice was some yellowish jasmine my wife got at the oriental market. It wasnt flavored but help trigger the idea ...
by Roach
Sat Apr 19, 2025 9:46 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 25
Views: 11964

Re: Last Night's Dinner

Couple of questions. Do you roast the chickpeas yourself? How do you do that? How do you make the lemon rice? Very interested. Is the other stuff like a stir fry? Start with dry chick peas and coat with oil. I used some cheap evo with a little salt and pepper. Single layer on tinfoil at 400f, toss ...
by Roach
Sat Apr 19, 2025 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Thorgerson died 12 years ago today
Replies: 13
Views: 848

Re: Storm Thorgerson died 12 years ago today

Album art had more power then. Now we are desensitized with videos of endless images every time we look at the phone. The noise level is way up.
by Roach
Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates
Replies: 18
Views: 1817

Re: An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates

Praise Donnie....

A local church addresses the issue directly

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by Roach
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:56 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 25
Views: 11964

Re: Last Night's Dinner

This is pretty ambitious for me

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Lemon rice. Tzatziki. Ground beef, bell peppers and kale. Roasted chick peas.

Yum
by Roach
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:45 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: How do we feel about cooking shows
Replies: 4
Views: 496

Re: How do we feel about cooking shows

I enjoy watching Andrew's shows. Low ego, good production no drama or bull shit. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.bKtUq-QSt05QAsFIjQV1hwAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=d3f6c14ac00e3f5aa20b065d37db90cc738ea17b6d93eacd1942a0bec8b24da7&ip...
by Roach
Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mikey Sucks
Replies: 20
Views: 1206

Re: Mikey Sucks

IB
by Roach
Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 641661

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:34 pm Why is the moon so tiny? Fisheye lens?
Miss Conduct's ass was so huge the moon just looks small.
by Roach
Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1085

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

by Roach
Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 641661

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

"UK Supreme Court Rules Legal Definition of 'Woman' Based on Biological Sex" https://deepnewz.com/britain/uk-supreme-court-rules-legal-definition-woman-based-on-biological-sex-c333621e "In delivering the judgment, the court emphasized that the concept of sex is binary, stating that a ...
by Roach
Mon Apr 14, 2025 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2396
Views: 924905

Re: Radio -

Epic epoch great show. And of course #35

:bode:
by Roach
Sat Apr 12, 2025 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

They need a few of Greg Norman's old caddies out in the crowd to find and beat mercilessly any asshole yelling "get in the hole."

:0071:
by Roach
Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3646

Re: I Know Of A Guy

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:waz:

Ms. Conduct, Blondie aka Cinder
by Roach
Fri Apr 11, 2025 4:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3646

Re: I Know Of A Guy

bungle clone wrote: Fri Apr 11, 2025 3:42 pm wait, that notification was for you, Roach? All I know of your posting history is that you've been highly productive and have more than paid your freight, so you being banned seems counter-intuitive.
Thanks, but there have been other days and other trolls . . .
by Roach
Fri Apr 11, 2025 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3646

Re: I Know Of A Guy

bungle clone wrote: Thu Apr 10, 2025 2:14 pm
kcdave wrote: Thu Apr 10, 2025 8:22 am Ah, The Felch Online.
Those were the days.



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Bow before the banner
Here's an oldie . . .

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:bode:
by Roach
Thu Apr 10, 2025 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Nobody picked Jose Luis Ballester. What a pisser. "During the opening round of the Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club, 21-year-old Spanish U.S. Amateur champion Jose Luis Ballester, who plays for Arizona State and was wearing an upside-down hat, admitted to urinating in Rae's Cree...
by Roach
Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:11 pm Ammosexuals: "Guns are safe as long as they are handled correctly."

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem:

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I'm pretty sure she has never held a weapon like that in her hands before.
by Roach
Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8099

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Jordan Spieth +3300
Sungjae Im +11000
by Roach
Tue Apr 01, 2025 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: want to see someone get shot?
Replies: 64
Views: 8159

Re: want to see someone get shot?

New sheriff in town.
by Roach
Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

Maxine Waters
by Roach
Mon Mar 31, 2025 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:24 am So should immigrants who obtain visas in a fraudulent. Manner be allowed to stay in the country?
I'd say no. Did she?
by Roach
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

I think Maxine Waters qualifies as a crazy mofo. https://deepnewz.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.deepnewz.com%2Fimages%2Fmaxine-waters-calls-investigation-potential-deportation-melania-trump-elon-musk-bf442d4c%2Fc09e0b780d206f40596930a9993a4d00317e72cad459692f045ad9f179faa11d.jpeg&w=828...
by Roach
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will Hardy winning race against Steve Jobs
Replies: 27
Views: 5305

Re: Will Hardy winning race against Steve Jobs

"Jazz lose by 36 to Nuggets. Coach Hardy praised the team's effort." Classic sports double talk from Will: "I thought we generated a bunch of good looks and they didn't go," he said. "I'm not hiding from the fact that we just got our butts kicked, but it's not because the te...
by Roach
Wed Mar 26, 2025 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 641661

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Roux wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 2:01 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 2:07 am Btw, I'm flying to Seoul tomorrow.
Will be there for about 6 weeks.

Safe travels, Poptart. And maybe you could post a PET of your trip.
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