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5 years ago

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Please Please Please (don't bust me)
Happily Jacking Off (to my stash of pron)
It's a Boy (Well, Lots of them, actually)

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I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.

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Did the real Diogenes leave vast memoirs upon which all The Monkees and CPO Sharkey episodes were based?

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Diogenes wrote:Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.

We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens.

Got it.

Check.

Noted.

Registered.

Gotcha.

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Van wrote: Very wrong. Wildly wrong.

You are incorrect.

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Anybody can claim "bullshit!"

Diogenes was an unoriginal twit.

Plato shaped Western society.

Hey, admire what you want. GG Allin... Diogenes... what's the damn difference? I'd say none.

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Diogenes wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:
Diogenes wrote: And his boy Plato was a real POS.
I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence.
You're an idiot.

Name 'em. Go.

It was all just fluff in between.

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And his boy Plato was a real POS. I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence. Furthermore, you could throw into the trash practically every single book of political philosophy ever written since Plato and just be left ...

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The only "effect" demonstrated was your feeble grasp of the English language. Let's consider: "Dionysus is considered an immortal god to the ancient Greeks." In proper English: "Dionysus was considered an immortal god by the ancient Greeks." Your sentence structure was...

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Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat. You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play. Nice effort, but you missed the necessary comma following 'jackassed'. :dins: Incor...

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I'm sorry you didn't understand my advanced sentence construction Honestly, you're only barely literate. How many ANCIENT GREEKS kicking around today? Any particular reason why you used a present tense verb to refer to them other than the fact that you're an idiot? For effect. You didn't get it. So...

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Van wrote:Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat.

You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play.

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Dionysus is considered an immortal God... Good job kicking your own ass, dumbfuck. You're bagged and tagged here. Next........... I'm sorry you didn't understand my advanced sentence construction and the rhetorical trick involved.. The ellipsis must have thrown you. here: The cat is black. The dog ...

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Martyred wrote:
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Martyred wrote:Sammy, are you a rump-humping Spartan?
My parents almost named me Socrates. Do the math. :D

Don't drink the hemlock!

No worries... I'll just google the antidote.

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I hear Beowulf is throwin a bitchin' bash this weekend. Let's all go there and throw down! Do your children sing, "Santa Claus Was, At One Time in the Past, Believed to Be Coming to Town" during the holidays? Seriously, you're an idiot and waaay out of your league. Go ahead and meltdown f...

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Martyred wrote:Sammy, are you a rump-humping Spartan?

My parents almost named me Socrates. Do the math. :D

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Nah, Spammy's just trying wherever he can to poke jabs at my verbiage, in response to my disgust over the junior high lingo he and his sister always seem to use. He's trying really hard, too. Spammy, don't bother. Better men than you have tried. Nearly all have been reduced to ashes, with a hand-se...

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Mikey wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:I hear Beowulf is throwin a bitchin' bash this weekend. Let's all go there and throw down!
Dumbshit. He WAS throwin' a bitchin' bash. He's dead and stuff.

You are incorrect. He's quite immortal. I hear he resides in El Cajon.

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mvscal wrote:
And Spamurai Spurtchug thought he was real. I'm sure he will begin melting now in order to distract attention away from the fact that he is a clueless fucktard.

Leave the Greek to me, fucklord. You're just a googlin' jizzlord. I'm legit; the real deal. I'll fuck you in the ass.

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I hear Beowulf is throwin a bitchin' bash this weekend. Let's all go there and throw down!

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Mikey wrote: One man's myth is another man's way of making himself look real smart on the internet.

sin,

googlescal

FTFY

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And btw, applying a present tense verb to Dionysus is rather weak. :D Since schoolin an edjumication is so damn important on this message board now and all, i figgered I'd mention it. Try again, dumbfuck. Mythological figures don't have expiration dates, idiot. Unless you thought he was a real pers...

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Tom In VA wrote:Maybe they were talking about a Cali dude that has ultimate parties and stuff.

Some jizzlord who parties hearty?

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Mikey wrote:If Dionysus is truly a god then the present tense would be perfectly appropriate.

It's called "MYTHOLOGY" for a reason.

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Van wrote:ain't

Can you try to clean up your English, please? This is horrid, sir. Thank you.

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Some people have educations here. I know it's hard to believe. It's hard to believe that instead of being here all this time, you could have gotten one. And btw, applying a present tense verb to Dionysus is rather weak. :D Since schoolin an edjumication is so damn important on this message board no...

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most everybody at .net is a solid guy. there's really no bullshit over there, ever. it's by design.

feel free to come by anytime you want

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Your sister cannot post anywhere , about anything without her moaning my name over and over again. I have been gone for months at a time, it does not matter, she still shrieks my name, so I just figure since there was someone from Katy's hometown and your sister's city and state searching me it was...

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Dude, you're at an anonymous internet message board in a forum called "Cul de Smack"... not exactly the bastion of mature and proper English grammar.

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no, he won't do that. he's better than that.

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KC Scott wrote:I've flamed with many people including... Sammy

under what nic?

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Van wrote: l to r: SG and LV, watching Headbanger's Ball

how long do you plan on 'sessin?

:D

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Your sister cannot post anywhere , about anything without her moaning my name over and over again. I have been gone for months at a time, it does not matter, she still shrieks my name, so I just figure since there was someone from Katy's hometown and your sister's city and state searching me it was...

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Chyna wrote:
Samurai Gangbang wrote:chyna, bullshit.
I wish it were. Don't turn your back on that little midget, just sayen.

I have no idea what katy did or didn't do but i know lv did nothing of the sort, as you claim.

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chyna, bullshit.

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Smackie Chan wrote: If I still indulged, that is.

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Oh please. Nobody follows my ass. We're all just fukken around wasting time. I have no beef with you or anybody, Roach. I have some anklers but I really don't know who they are. Screw Michigan? Who the fuck is that? :doh: I'm not here to disrupt this place or anything. If the waters here are now as ...

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You're the biggest degenerate of the unholy trio. Nothing is ever "silly and lighthearted" when you cock-gobbling fucktards are around. I can't even visit tards.net during work hours because you guys are known to have NSFW shit show up without proper tagging. That place is a perverse cess...

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PSUFAN wrote:. None of us really care for that.

Well yeah, except for the dissertations on Katy personal life and the psychological analyses on Katy and Lillian.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, WE DON'T CARE.

:D

Bravo. I think you actually typed that with a straight look on your face. :P

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