You nuzzle enormous wangs, is what you nuzzle.Diogenes wrote:"I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."
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Now he sounds like Don Rickles.
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He was asking alms of a bad-tempered man, who said, "Yes, if you can persuade me." "If I could have persuaded you," said Diogenes, "I would have persuaded you to hang yourself."Van wrote:Now he sounds like Don Rickles.
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You are incorrect.Van wrote: Very wrong. Wildly wrong.
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Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.
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We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens.Diogenes wrote:Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.
Got it.
Check.
Noted.
Registered.
Gotcha.
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That wasn't a nude of Jessica, plus it was photoshopped, but it's the thought that counts, and it beats the fuck out of Diogenes Dangerfield quips.
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Did the real Diogenes leave vast memoirs upon which all The Monkees and CPO Sharkey episodes were based?
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"As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task."Samurai Gangbang wrote:We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens.Diogenes wrote:Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.
Got it.
Check.
Noted.
Registered.
Gotcha.
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"Then it is also your fate to be beaten," said Diogenes, hitting him across the head with his staff.
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Once, when watching an incompetent bowman at an archery contest, Diogenes walked over and sat down right next to the target, explaining that it was the only place where he felt safe.Van wrote:That wasn't a nude of Jessica, plus it was photoshopped, but it's the thought that counts, and it beats the fuck out of Diogenes Dangerfield quips.
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I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.
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You're still an idiot.Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.
Asked about his worst nightmare, Diogenes said, "Waking to find myself living in a palace and everyone else in barrels.".
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Some nice quotes up in here. I've got a few...
"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
"It is not a fragrant world."
"I'm an occational drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."
"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."
"She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh but the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."
"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
"It is not a fragrant world."
"I'm an occational drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."
"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."
"She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh but the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."
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Mikey wrote:Some nice quotes up in here. I've got a few...
"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
"It is not a fragrant world."
"I'm an occational drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."
"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."
"She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh but the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Good stuff. Someone gets it.
Maybe I'll trow down some Chesterton or O'Rourke next.
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Chandler was a lot smarter than any of those Greek fags
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Agreed. Of course there was one who (unlike SG's heroes) wasn't a known pederast...Mikey wrote:Chandler was a lot smarter than any of those Greek fags
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Dio, when you post pics of hot chicks, it's creepy as fuck.
Sayin...
Sayin...
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Some of us actually like women. To each his own though...OCmike wrote:Dio, when you post pics of hot chicks, it's creepy as fuck.
When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied,
"That for which other people pay."
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Type English, dishrag.Some of actually like women.
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How about some Chesterton...
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected."
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected."
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also props to Funky and YT, and all the forum mods et. all
for putting up with this drama
yes...Russ is a freakn good guy...Hello?
Good job..
for putting up with this drama
yes...Russ is a freakn good guy...Hello?
Good job..
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"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."
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"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'"
TheJON wrote:What does the winner get? Because if it's a handjob from Frisco, I'd like to campaign for my victory.
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"Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice."
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Diogenes was my greatest inspiration.
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Eat shit and die.GG Allin wrote:Diogenes was my greatest inspiration.
Oh, wait, you’ve already done both.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself
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EAD, moron.Cuda wrote:Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself
Van wrote:Naked Jessica Alba pics, please?
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Employment Authorization Document?Diogenes wrote:EAD, moron.Cuda wrote:Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself
Uhhh...I think Cuda is already a U.S. citizen...
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Diogenes was a fratboy Piss Lite sponger? Sounds like a winner.When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied,
"That for which other people pay."
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When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied, "Sangria or some other faggoty-assed watered down drink. I don't want to ruin the sweet taste of cock and Viginia Slims Ultralites."
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Diogenes, in the midst of rattling a vibrator around his sphincter, was approached by Plato
Plato asked, "Cosmos on me...whatta ya say, big boy?"
To which Diogenes replied, "You don't have to ask this girl twice!"
And off they went to the agora for Cosmos and Virginia Slims and anal sex.
Plato asked, "Cosmos on me...whatta ya say, big boy?"
To which Diogenes replied, "You don't have to ask this girl twice!"
And off they went to the agora for Cosmos and Virginia Slims and anal sex.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Upon hearing Diogenes' high heels click-clacking upon the cobblestones of Ancient Athens' main walk, Plato remarked to his disciples:
"Oh great, here comes that faggot again."
Whereupon Plato drew this symbol...
...in the dirt, as an offering to the Gods.
"Oh great, here comes that faggot again."
Whereupon Plato drew this symbol...
...in the dirt, as an offering to the Gods.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.