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by mvscal
Tue May 06, 2025 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

bungle clone wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 12:22 am Image
That's another option. Just wall it off. Replace guards with drones and remotely operated turrets on the walls.
by mvscal
Tue May 06, 2025 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Roux wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 10:42 pm RACK Vice President Pence

Not all Republicans are bat shit crazy.
He sounds exactly like Chimpy Bush. You remember him don't you?
by mvscal
Tue May 06, 2025 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Apparently there is a shortage of capacity in the Federal prison system. I would think that there are much cheaper and efficient options. Sure. We could build a supermax in the Palisades. There is some newly available real estate. You could charge some wealthy white collar criminals a steep surchar...
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Apparently there is a shortage of capacity in the Federal prison system. I would think that there are much cheaper and efficient options. Sure. We could build a supermax in the Palisades. There is some newly available real estate. lol By the time California extracted all the permits and inspections...
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:20 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:00 pmWho?
You should be able to remember him. He was one of the few members of the first Dump administration who wasn't a coffee boy.
Sorry. Not ringing any bells. Was Liz Cheney unavailable for comment?
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Mikey wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:12 pm
Apparently there is a shortage of capacity in the Federal prison system. I would think that there are much cheaper and efficient options.
Sure. We could build a supermax in the Palisades. There is some newly available real estate.
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3813
Views: 1050079

Re: Doom

Mass surveillance? You mean like the UK?
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Who?
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

So, what's your take? I think it's a stupid idea that isn't going to happen. It closed because it was too expensive to operate and I don't see that those conditions have changed in the interim. Interestingly enough even though it was the "supermax" prison of the day, the food was reputed ...
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1340

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

The most libtarded pederast will win. Francis has stacked the College. There won't be a "conservative" pope or even anything close.

Whichever freakshow clown is chosen, he is supposed to be the last pope anyway.
by mvscal
Mon May 05, 2025 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Chase the shiny object, Mikey. That's a good boy.
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 10:45 pm
mvscal wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 8:49 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 4:58 pm

So you won’t be paying any tariffs? I’ll be interested to see how that works out.
Certainly not for any large purchase. It's a moot conversation in any event. China will cave or collapse.
Will that be the day before or the day after Mexico pays for the wall?
HPG? You wanna get this?
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Who pays tariffs? Not me. I don't have an iphone made by Chinese coolies. So you won’t be paying any tariffs? I’ll be interested to see how that works out. Certainly not for any large purchase. It's a moot conversation in any event. China will cave or collapse. There is no replacement for the US ma...
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

HighHard1 wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 12:28 pm https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.
Definitely don't want to get rear-ended by that maniac.
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

HighHard1 wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 1:19 pm Does this piece of shit count twice?

https://mynorthwest.com/local/former-mo ... ed/4082930
The most fucked up thing about that story is that he was actually in a position to do it again.
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Who pays tariffs? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReVme0Zq48LKrEAM8KiDIEBNpF3deizb8vZw&s And for your further enjoyment the last shipments from China that aren't covered by tariffs should arrive this week. After that you'll be seeing tariff charges added to your bills. htt...
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 6:55 pm Fiat has used the word "dumbfuckistan" 90 times in 6 months. Once every other day, on average.

Safe to say he's not The Fresh Take Maker.
Well, Happy Roevember didn't quite work out for him. He needed a pivot.
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

Softball Bat wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 10:24 am Dave missed his roll call thread for the 2nd week in-a-row?

Hmmm...
Maybe "vaghub" tuned him up with a baseball bat again.

BEATINGS!






OUCH!
by mvscal
Sun May 04, 2025 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Stanley Pickle Puffer: The only problem is that you don’t know what the fuck you are doing. Except for the fact that I have been betting horses/dogs since 1988. :meds: Also Stanley Pickle Puffer: SFP $0.00 Journalism Final Gambit Coal Battle 37 years of total failure and ineptitude. The only thing y...
by mvscal
Sat May 03, 2025 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Softball Bat wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 1:55 am Why are people going to buy only 2 dolls, instead of 30 dolls?


And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally.

- Don

You people are ill.
The dolls from China will cost more, dope. He even tried to dumb it down for you.
by mvscal
Sat May 03, 2025 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention. https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740 Is he OK? Last report was he was in critical condition. Evidently the..uh..yeah the young fella, you know? Well he, uh, goes ...
by mvscal
Sat May 03, 2025 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:57 pm
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FecalLunch goring on ham-fisted Ukrainian propaganda memes is pretty funny.
by mvscal
Fri May 02, 2025 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

https://www.wrdw.com/2025/05/01/ga-politician-is-among-19-arrested-human-trafficking-sting/ Democrat who suggested bombing Mar-a-Lago. Defeated Georgia State House candidate Carl Sprayberry (D), who called for Mar-a-Lago to be bombed, has been arrested as part of a human trafficking operation targe...
by mvscal
Fri May 02, 2025 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459839

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

:lol: Just have to say though, grain of salt that whole thing. "Hadiths" are not all regarded as "authentic". Still .. :puking: . edit to say, you can ask this guy (for $100 per half hour) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHFhSeAYZhQ What does he have to say about Mad Mo jamming ...
by mvscal
Fri May 02, 2025 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

We would be remiss not to pour one out for our homie, Dinsdale. May he rest in the pillowy folds of the adipose tissue of 72 plumpers.










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by mvscal
Fri May 02, 2025 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Softball Bat wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 6:33 am
Your hero admits that his tariff policy is inflationary.

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c62x47d4dgpo

You're welcome.
That isn't inflation, dumbass.
by mvscal
Fri May 02, 2025 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:18 pm
mvscal wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:59 pmLiterally or figuratively?
Literally, since '21.
Well...shit.
by mvscal
Thu May 01, 2025 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:00 am
Roach wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:43 pm Horrible, horrible tats. Just fukkin awful. I suspect it gets worse.
Looks like he has a vagina growing on his chest too.

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But whatabout something totally irrelevant?

Solid "take"
by mvscal
Thu May 01, 2025 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:17 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:03 pmI’d like to get Dinsdale’s opinion on this.
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Literally or figuratively?
by mvscal
Thu May 01, 2025 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426091

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 3:43 pm Does anyone understand what Diego is trying to say?
Does anyone care?
by mvscal
Thu May 01, 2025 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Another autistic tranny with terminal TDS. I'm sure it's purple haired single mother waddled down to the station to pick up her retarded gene splice right away.
by mvscal
Thu May 01, 2025 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:46 am Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740
Is he OK?
by mvscal
Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

bungle clone wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:11 pm Unless the 15 year old guy is special needs, I have a hard time with the idea of victimhood in this case. Yeah it is a lil too Oedipal on the grossness, and statutorily the matter is clear, but if this qualifies it is only barely.
You are now officially a pedo.
by mvscal
Mon Apr 28, 2025 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3146

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

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Seattle needs to get a hold of this pic as their public masturbation deterrence infrastructure.

It's like Agent Orange for boners.
by mvscal
Sun Apr 27, 2025 7:20 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 25
Views: 11963

Re: Last Night's Dinner

I miss going to WINCO foods and buying Spike seasoning in bulk. A guy at work put a jar (bottle?) of Spike on everybody's desk just before Christmas about ten years ago. I've been hooked ever since. Unfortunately he passed away a couple of years later, but I still think of the dude when I use it. I...
by mvscal
Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 11:45 am You're a racist Nazi.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, go with that. It's working well.
by mvscal
Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DeSantis likely in deep shit
Replies: 16
Views: 1173

Re: DeSantis likely in deep shit

Roux wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:35 pm
mvscal wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:26 pm If you didn't require "due process" to illegally enter the country, you won't need it to be removed.

Confidently incorrect. At least if you are saying that is what the law says.

Keep swinging, dumbfuck. "Due process" is whatever the fuck we say it is.
by mvscal
Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 46236

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

"Extremely unsanitary man soils bus." https://mynorthwest.com/ktth/ktth-opinion/seattle-bus-unsanitary/4079738 So Rantz wants all the other bus riders inconvenienced so that the evil homeless man is cited? So that Rantz can feel superior to the homeless man? The other riders were already ...
by mvscal
Sun Apr 27, 2025 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DeSantis likely in deep shit
Replies: 16
Views: 1173

Re: DeSantis likely in deep shit

You don't have the slightest idea of what you're trying to say. But nice job finding buzzwords on whatever wingnut website. Pretty simple, really. If you didn't require "due process" to illegally enter the country, you won't need it to be removed. It doesn't take but a couple minutes to d...
by mvscal
Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 35 Years Ago Today...
Replies: 9
Views: 703

Re: 35 Years Ago Today...

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