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I know what you look like! Nanner nanner!

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How bout Daryl Henley or Allen Iverson....black lives matter

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Where does the Blade Runner fit in, 88?

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Could you be mistaken and the name is Stanley F Q Pickle?

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A big welcome to Mrs 88! Good to have another wife here

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I got 35....same as my age

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Whoever the freak show of a former trophy wife that Pat Bowlen's wife is had way way way too much botox done.

That's more than Botox there

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So long Bowie- You will be missed, such a great talent!

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See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want. I'd never be so emasculated like the rest of you pussies, being confined to just one room in my home. But then again, that's just how some of you pussies like living: your old ladies leading you around by yo...

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Diego in Seattle wrote:
The Seer wrote:Eating good pussy is on the agenda for tonight - probably induces some form of cancer and who the fuck cares.

Just be sure of the quality of your meal... it should be HPV free!

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How old is too old to trick or treat?

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Thanks Wags :grin:

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BarFlie wrote:
trev wrote:Yes, smackie needs to be put on the hot seat too.
Smackie is the interviewer here... end of thread.

Bah humbug Barflie

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I wouldn't ask things to make him cringe. I already have a few questions in mind

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I'm thinking I should interview Smackie. What do y'all think?

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We hava Foca De Chao here as well. Smackie took me there for my birthday a couple years ago. It was delicious. Don't eat anything before you go. The salad bar is huge and the meats are so good. I loved it

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Carpal tunnel-40
Bone spur from foot-42
Endometrial ablation -44
Eye surgery-48
Epidural neuroplasty- 40
Angiogram with placement of cardiac loop electrode-48
Gall bladder- 50

Sure glad I made it out of my forties!

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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. It has been a wonderful day! Smackie has spoiled me again and all your wishes mean a lot

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When I was 13 a man broke into my room and crawled in bed with me. He was NAKED, he told be not to scream or he would kill me.....with out hesitating I screamed and he went to run back out the window he came in. He didn't get away before I took the window screen turned it's corner towards his fleshy...

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Went to see 50 shades of grey today with coworkers. It was a group of 7. The movie started out a little slow and 2/3's of the way into it were some " action" started to take place one of the coworkers had fallen asleep and began snoring loudly. Loudly enough that the people in the row I fr...

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" jeepers granny"

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I'm going thru Target today, picking up a few things. No cart. No sirreeee. I don't do that. I only get what I can carry in my arms. I figure it's not important enough to buy if I have to get a cart. Anyhow, totally not what I'm so freaking wondering about. I pass 2 people, one looks like a woman, ...

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May I suggest a videotographer for you? I charge a small nominal fee including travel and expenses

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smackaholic wrote:whatfukkingever. Any old order will do.

Good luck with that! Your gonna need it!

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This commercial brought to you by the filming expertise and technical advisor (.i advised him to put his pants on,otherwise the nuggets he promised would be exposed prematurely), by no other than Mama!

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mamamustanger wrote:Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here

Oh and did I say get to ride bareback?

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Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here

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Hmmmmm. Dear Santa,

I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!

XOXO
Mama

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To the tune of frosty the snowman Smackie the DJ, Loved to play his tune town show There were hours spent On the internet Just to get his show just so He did his best To play requests He played them one by one And then when all requests were played- He continued to have fun Ohhhhh Smackie the DJ Is ...

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Great! Mgo to the rescue

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War Wagon wrote:Did he take out a life insurance policy on you?

You might want to look into that and be the first to check the mail each day.

I am the one to get the mail each day! I will keep an eye out for suspicious mail!

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I don't know... Not that long ago I posted about Smackie and his " list"..... Well last night he let me do a little segment on tune town... The fans asked for more. He wouldn't let me at the mic again. Today he is sharping the knives. I normally wouldn't be concerned except that he sharpen...

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Thanks for listening to the debut segment of "take 5" with Mama. I plan on being back next week for second segment if Smackie releases his death grip on the mic! I hade a lot of fun. Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday!

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Join the usual gang of misfits and degenerates in TuneTown tonight, when we'll unveil a new segment, "Take 5 with mama", which will get started ~9:07 CST. Your friend and mine, mamamustanger, will spin 5 songs of her choosing and maybe talk about them or you or your mom or anything else t...

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Are you sure the sheep was not a " wooling" participant?

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Presentation leaves much to be desired. I could make a can of soup look better than that

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The presentation leaves a lot to be desired. I could make a can of soup look better than that

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Brrrrrr......time to get out the titty Warmers

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Don't worry. Not much to look at there

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smackaholic wrote:
mamamustanger wrote:.... knocking me off soon.
Well, I doubt he'll be knocking you up. :grin:

Yeah, better not turn your back on him.

Maybe not but I will give him an "A" for effort

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