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Van

My cancer has returned, and it has spread. It is no longer considered curable, not this time. Radiation is the main treatment and it isn't an option. The tissues that were irradiated before cannot endure it again. That leaves only three treatment protocols: chemo, which in this instance only serves ...

Van

The problem there is the obvious one: Barkley isn't able to execute the keep-it-and-take-off option aspect of the zone read. He isn't going to scare anybody with his legs. Nope, he needs to be in a system that's all about making quick throwing reads supplemented by a traditional strong running game....

Van

Unless Chip Kelly has no plans to take his Oregon offense with him to Philly I cannot imagine a worse scenario, team-wise, for Barkley. That guy has no business being in a read-option scheme. It's a perfect fit for Vick, at least until he inevitably gets killed trying to run that thing against NFL d...

Van

So you're Nick's Babs, then? I wasn't quite sure.

Mulling it over, okay, yeah, I'd do that old ghoul Barbara Streisand before I'd do you. It's mostly the Canadian thing, plus I wouldn't want any part of that kaleidoscope of STDs you are no doubt carrying courtesy of that skeeze The Deuce.

Van

One of the best lines I've read regarding that very subject was posted in one of the ESPN comments forums... "Matt Barkley needs to send Mark Sanchez, Matt Leinart, John David Booty and Carson Palmer a big, fat bill." To be TiC fair, though, Carson Palmer was a full-on stud in the NFL befo...

Van

I thought this was going to be about mvscal, or Marty, or whichever poster here is dubbed "Babs" by Nick, I think.

And I was really weirded out that 88 would post such a thing.

Van

young females always make the best eating.

I challenge anyone to rebut that statement.

Van

http://www.weather.com/news/landing-gear-found-20130426

Van

If you expected me to say he'd be a fourth-round draft pick following that Oregon game, you're right, I was wrong. And so was everyone else who wasn't trolling M2, yourself included. And if you think Todd McShea and Mel Kiper were the only talent evaluators (not just hype merchants) who had Barkley ...

Van

toolio's douchiness aside, I just think it's funny how you're now acting like it's soooo obvious that Barkley's "bad senior year" had a major impact in where he was drafted, when at the time you wrote that glowing review of him, not even a blip of concern about that registered on your rad...

Van

And exactly what is it you expect me to say? Every last "expert" was still calling Barkley the top NFL-ready QB in the nation. Heading into this past season, he was the consensus #1 pick in the draft. He had a progressively bad senior year (the Oregon game notwithstanding, since he looked ...

Van

That, and the fact that he went on to have a bad senior year, capped off by a major injury to his throwing shoulder. Had the guy entered the draft following his junior year he easily would have been a top ten pick, and had his senior year gone anything like his junior year he would have been the #1 ...

Van

Any thread entitled "me and the girls" that doesn't feature a conspicuous appearance by trev is a massive fail.

Van

Derron wrote:armslist.com

Oh, c'mon!

Van

He uses it during his Zep covers, where it pretty much needs to be included.

Other than that, go see him live. You'll change your tune. The guy effortlessly covers so much ground, he's now approaching Steve Morse Land.

Van

Sudden Sam wrote:Can't beat grandkids.

Further evidence of the pussification of America. - Screwball

Van

Jsc, what are you racking him for here? For posting shots of himself mooning over a couple of ballons like an overgrown six-year-old? For wearing a dress and looking like the proverbial pig with lipstick? What? There aren't even any ludicrous shots of him "making out" with hot women. These...

Van

It's time to close this place down for good. The damage is done. There is no going back now.

Van

Left Seater wrote:sorted clam bake.

We can go ahead and add that one to T1B's Lexicon of Assfucked Common Phrases.

Van

Sam, it's so obvious that your psycho "friend" Mr. Conspiracy Guy has gotten to you. You're constantly relating conspiracy theories by pawning them off on that guy, but it long ago became a situation that feels like one of those deals Dins always does where he says, "Or so I've heard....

Van

Joe Bonamassa still features a theremin two or three times per show.

Van

Saw Charlie Musselwhite at the San Francisco Blues festival which was headlined by Santana, Buddy Guy, and John Lee Hooker. I'm not much into blues harp but as those things go he was certainly good.

Van

83K in attendance to watch a practice? Sitting way the fuck up in the nosebleeds because you're excited about a 2-174 team that just hired Gus freaking Malzahn as its new head coach?

And you think this is normal behavior outside the SEC?

Van

And it's still just a college football practice.

Yep, SECBSH may indeed need to get a life.

Van

Reading comp a little off today, Van. I said behind home plate. Go look at pic numero dos. I would say that the seat behind the plate are about 75% empty. Dude, I told you to look down the rightfield line. See those players there? Those multiple players ? Pic numero dos... http://i1011.photobucket....

Van

What is up with that ATT pic from behind home plate with way more empty seats than full ones? Looks like they have the same pricing problems that the yanks used to have before they came to their senses. Look at it again. See those guys down the rightfield line? Light coming on yet? The place is alw...

Van

Speaking of which...you had more at your A-Day than we did. I think it was 83K to 78K. The excitement factor is ramped up for Gus, isn't it? Getting that excited over this guy... http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFbA0a5aqBbrmHKHJveEtCveQeo2hhPJM1T8iqU_O_RxGGZMu7_g ...is just sad. Y'all real...

Van

I posted it precisely because it's an example of what trev is asking for: no, not cock (this time), but a Muslim addressing the Muslim terrorism issue.

This guy comes off as the Bill Cosby of Muslims, calling out his own people.

Van

Lefty Garbo wrote:Dont forget the camera adds 25 lbs.

Van

In that first pic they're green. In the second pic they're hazel. Either way, she's Phil Collins' daughter, so su-su-sudio in the air tonight, bitches.

Van

Islamic Leader Issues Tough Response to Fellow Muslims on Bombings and Extremism: Drop the ‘We Are the Victims’ Mentality http://news.yahoo.com/islamic-leader-issues-tough-response-fellow-muslims-bombings-001229887.html Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser, a conservative author, activist and the president of the A...

Van

dont be mad at the messenger because you found out you are an "off brand" or a "darkie" there are some pretty hot darkies out there, Lily Collins come to mind http://content8.flixster.com/photo/13/49/82/13498234_ori.jpg She has green eyes, so shouldn't you allow her to be white?

Van

Tiara Todd, alone in his sad little subterranean Judy Garland shrine, staring with a glazed expression at his old black and white TV, wrote:Ever see the Shirley MacLaine movie "What A Way To Go" when Gene Kelly's character who is named Pinky gets stampeeded by an adoring crowd of fans?

No, Todd, I haven't, and I would imagine very few others here who don't squat to pee have, either.

Van

I suppose if you go with the extended definition that includes "attended" (for one semester, IIRC) rather than the usual "graduated from" then yes, you can still claim to be a Cal alumnus.

Van

You've stated on many occasions that you are in fact not a Cal alum, so what's up with this...

The one thing I'm forever grateful for... being a Cal alum

Van

schmick wrote:
Van wrote:
schmick wrote:Black hair and brown eyes means they are not white.
Really? I always thought I was white.

Is that natalie portman?

It's Monica Bellucci, decided black-haired, brown-eyed white person.

Van

He doesn't play Death Metal, so why would he bother?

Van

schmick wrote:Black hair and brown eyes means they are not white.

Really? I always thought I was white.

Van

Is there a group of people out there who are legal yet very volatile and stupid? Raider Fan, SECBSH, Hood Rat, NASCAR Neck, Philly Fan (any sport), Soccer Fan, Softball Guy, Road Rage Moron, Reactionary Thumper, any follower of strict Sharia law, Bowling League Guy, etc. That list is practically en...

Van

Fuck you. Seriously. No bullshit. No trolling. Just a big, hearty FUCK YOU.

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