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by Mike Backer
Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:24 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Barry Bonds...
Replies: 41
Views: 4436

I have no problem with giving Barry an * if there is also one next to Ruth's name. Segregation made it possible for Ruth to hit silly numbers, there is no way he would have hit those numbers if there was fair competition, and fair competition is what most people bitch about when they bring up the *...
by Mike Backer
Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 9937

Dinsdale wrote:Mexican bagpipes
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dinsdale wrote:Hell, if Huffy made aircraft, they'd probably let Bannie fly one.
Who the hell is Bannie?
by Mike Backer
Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onward Christian Homos!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3582

mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:He was in Johnson City, so I assume he figgered, "When in Rome..."
~somewhere in Iowa~

"JOHNSON CITY?!?!?"

Image
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rack.
by Mike Backer
Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 9937

Jay, your buddies were paparazzi with helicopter privileges. Had it had been 4 doctors, cops, firefighters, or anybody actually contributing to society, then I'd feel a sense of loss. Not some guys hoping for a dramatic ending so they could say that THEY were there first. That being said, I assume y...
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 9937

No they aren't, dumbfuck. They were pilots, trying to do their job. Jesus, how tough is it to avoid another helicopter with near infinite airspace? Why don't you tell me, Mr. News Coverage? I just told you jackass. Don't make me repeat myself, it makes me angry and things usually end in bloodshed. ...
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 9937

No they aren't, dumbfuck. They were pilots, trying to do their job. Jesus, how tough is it to avoid another helicopter with near infinite airspace? Darwin shoots, HE SCORES! to equate what happened with these guys, covering a high-speed chase, to something you'd see on "Extra" or "ET...
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 9937

Congrats Jay. You USED to hang out with two dickbags that were chasing a high speed chase in the name of drama. They might as well been flying for the National Enquirer. These are the same idiots that glorify Paris Hilton's herpes blisters and Lindsay Lohan's anal shingles. Your buddies are no bette...
by Mike Backer
Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Cat: Explanation?
Replies: 20
Views: 2039

BWA!!!

Rack the old coot.
by Mike Backer
Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 43
Views: 3263

19. Who was the drummer for Guns ‘N Roses when they made “Appetite for Destruction”?

Steve Adler.
by Mike Backer
Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need some help finding a song
Replies: 32
Views: 2368

Martyred wrote:A Real Men Of Genius theme?

Do you plan on hopping into a time machine going back to 2002 to make your presentation
when it might have been funny and relevant?

Look at YOU talking about "relevance"...

That's rich.
by Mike Backer
Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need some help finding a song
Replies: 32
Views: 2368

Howz about posting the link to the mp3 version of the instrumental, Frisco...

I'm working on a little jingle I want to send to the chick who licked Cubes's butthole.
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not really all that surprising
Replies: 44
Views: 2954

I remember the Lakers series with the Blazers about 5 years back. Shaq was being manhandled by Sabonis all game, he couldn't score against him. Then magically, within about 3 minutes time, Sabonis fouled out with three consecutive fouls, and Shaq went on to score a dozen points. I always thought th...
by Mike Backer
Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 88
Views: 5741

You need this amendment: For the answer to be considered correct, the poster must copy and paste the original question into his/her post. Having just the answer means having to scroll alllll the way back up to see the question, and that is seriously cramping my style. Oh, and more Adolf Hitler trivi...
by Mike Backer
Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can I get a half point in the death pool stadnings?
Replies: 3
Views: 641

Re: Can I get a half point in the death pool stadnings?

Just wondering because I picked a wrestler to die with the first name Chris but the wrong last name. I also saw that a few others picked wrestlers to die as well so maybe give em something for that even though seems like a given these days at least one dudes gonna croak a year from wrestling with s...
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some ethnic jokes
Replies: 7
Views: 1112

R-Jack wrote:What's twelve inches and white?

Nothing.

Wanna Bet?

Sin,

Image
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The horrah
Replies: 7
Views: 692

If Mike Backer had written this story the chica would have stuffed the ball up her snactch and "Gabby" would have fetched it out while he watched and commented to the daughter "That he used to do shit like that". :smile: You're god damned correct. Not to mention that the story w...
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MtLR, your thoughts?
Replies: 22
Views: 1600

Kaley was sitting down with a few of us when the waitress came up to get our order. He was talking about driving in from Kansas, and all the traffic downtown. "So how do I get back to 435?" he asked The waitress said, "Well you might want to start with the salad" ^^^^^^This migh...
by Mike Backer
Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Amazing Decision by Me
Replies: 21
Views: 1741

Girl in the middle of the front row is smokin fukkin hot. Beautiful face. Rack her.

3 of those girls are smuggling midgets on their chest.

#2 on the bottom row looks like she would fukk your dick right the fukk off.
by Mike Backer
Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I watched a fatty fuck herself with a beer bottle
Replies: 19
Views: 2361

Nishlord wrote:And what end of the bottle did you use while these girls watched?
BWA! Fukkin Rack.
by Mike Backer
Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hire a mexican!
Replies: 95
Views: 3407

PSUFAN wrote:Image

RACK mvscal's chin pubes.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rack.
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I watched a fatty fuck herself with a beer bottle
Replies: 19
Views: 2361

If you wanna split hairs, they both did it.
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I watched a fatty fuck herself with a beer bottle
Replies: 19
Views: 2361

So I watched a fatty fuck herself with a beer bottle

My buddy is getting married in two weeks, so his bachelor party was last night. About 15 of us met at a local watering hole before we hit the titty bars, and we didn't have to leave our first stop for nekkid festivities to begin. So we are sitting around slamming brews and chit chatting about pussy ...
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The TB fiasco
Replies: 16
Views: 1539

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dude married a duck?

:shock:
Kinda...only dumber. I heard her audio on the radio going to work this morning and she is about as smart as a box of rocks or maybe Paris Hilton.
HEY! Fuck off asshole! What did I ever do to you to warrant that shit?

Sin,

Box of rocks
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: feel good story of the day.....
Replies: 10
Views: 1217

R-Jack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Why are we supposed to give a fuck if pandas go extinct?
It sounds like someone has never had a rack of panda ribs.
Rack.
by Mike Backer
Thu May 31, 2007 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag's Sodomy Baby
Replies: 9
Views: 893

Douchebag wrote:i might be boarding a plane to phoenix in less than 72 hours.
Might? Quit being a fucking vagina and do it already, Sling Blade.
by Mike Backer
Sat May 26, 2007 6:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Raiderfan to the end.
Replies: 9
Views: 936

RACK the fuck out of the FUCKER bus! :lol: "Hit the 'X', Dickneck" and all of its variations come from the old school CJ from waaaaaay back in its roots on AIM around 1999-2000. Someone (usually AC Crut) would invite a random idiot into our chatroom and would immediately be told to get th...
by Mike Backer
Fri May 25, 2007 9:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm reaching full strength
Replies: 9
Views: 1762

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

RRRRRRRack Grass Clippings!
by Mike Backer
Wed May 23, 2007 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 48
Views: 3617

4. Who has coached the Baltimore Colts, Indianapolis Colts and Baltimore Ravens?

Teddy Marchibroda
by Mike Backer
Mon May 21, 2007 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What to do with the homeless?
Replies: 82
Views: 4677

Smackie Chan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:it's hard to walk a mile in the shoes of a crazy person
'specially when you're tryin' to wear 'em on your hands.
Rack it.
by Mike Backer
Mon May 21, 2007 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEK 6 SHIT LIST RANKINGS
Replies: 21
Views: 1957

i'll be keeping a close eye on you. just haven't figured out yet werhe i'm going to dump the body, and if i'll dick your wife before or AFTER i've disposed of you. i think i'll watch you drink tar as i jam a utility knife up your anus. i'll create an incision large enough to stuff all the dicks of ...
by Mike Backer
Sun May 13, 2007 7:04 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So I fucked a MILF in the Indianapolis Intl Airport restroom
Replies: 35
Views: 4280

I'm suprised Southwest let you on the plane tipsy. It was Northwest, and unlike some of the pussies on this board, I'm not a sorority slut who gets bombed after 3 Smirnoff Ice's. I handle my booze like a man and I'd bet a nut that Brenda would vouch for me. Too bad I left it dripping off her wisdom...
by Mike Backer
Sat May 12, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stock up, down
Replies: 14
Views: 955

poptart wrote:Image Golden State Warriors: Come out and play.
War-EEEEE-ors....come out and plaaaaaaaaaay.

Nice reset.
by Mike Backer
Sat May 12, 2007 7:05 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So I fucked a MILF in the Indianapolis Intl Airport restroom
Replies: 35
Views: 4280

So I fucked a MILF in the Indianapolis Intl Airport restroom

So I was sitting in the Memphis airport last week doing what any red blooded American male would do that had two hours to kill before his flight back to Indy; I pounded overpriced Keers Lights at the airport bar while I laid my my mojo on Carmen, a 38 year old divorced real estate agent from Charlot...
by Mike Backer
Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank (!)
Replies: 8
Views: 630

2,1,3
by Mike Backer
Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your getting Sleepy......
Replies: 11
Views: 1203

Husker4ever wrote:You should have bumrushed the stage and pulled your co-workers hand off and later split the money. Beats the 25 bucks you made with him doubling up on goat cock.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
by Mike Backer
Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A question for the lawyers
Replies: 70
Views: 2712

You pay a one time Title Insurance fee at loan closing that "should" cover you on such a jacked up situation.

You might want to check with the title company and convey your concerns, just in case.
by Mike Backer
Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poor Jason Kidd
Replies: 19
Views: 2067

Well, he earned that grin with his 'slap Joumana Kidd in the face' statement. He also earned an Artest-like month long suspension from the Boston Herald. (I wonder if that was a paid or unpaid suspension...) Anyway, rack 'em.
by Mike Backer
Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mac Gets Screwed
Replies: 134
Views: 7183

Saw T. Gwynn for the first time in a long time on Letterman last night. I always knew dude was a skilled fat guy, but he is officially morbidly obese. If he isn't over 4 bills, he's gotta be just a biscuit or two away.
by Mike Backer
Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poor Jason Kidd
Replies: 19
Views: 2067

Somewhere, Bob Ryan is sitting there with a shit eatin' grin on his face - a grin that says, "Told you so."
by Mike Backer
Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I ate dog last night
Replies: 30
Views: 2016

Brannie, im not trying to "dog" you, but i cant believe you were only a .025 .. BWHAHAHAHAH .025, .25...You know what I meant, Holmes. :cool: I had somewhere between 12-16 Dos Equis and they gave me a free shot of tequila with each purchase. I was pretty smoked that night. And the best pa...

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