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Patrick Bateman

- Phil Collins, my favorite musician, Pneumonia, July - Huey Lewis, my other favorite musician, Stroke, November - Michael Caine, my favorite butler/actor, Natural Causes, September - Christie (Brinkley), my favorite escort/actress, Stabbing, December - Chris de Burgh, a really fine musician, Dies l...

Patrick Bateman

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2024 4:14 pm It was written by Dolly Parton, not Whitney Houston.

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid motherfucker!!

Patrick Bateman

Hey Slap— Did you know that Whitney Houston’s debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston , had four number-one singles on it? It’s hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but ‘The Greatest Love of All’ is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation and dignit...

Patrick Bateman

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Patrick Bateman

I have a few co-workers at P&P currently working on the Fisher account who, let’s say, won’t be next year.

Consider it a Q1 forecast.

Patrick Bateman

I suppose it’s now appropriate to ask again.

Why would Ivana be at Texarkana?

Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity.

Patrick Bateman

I’ve been simultaneously murdering girls and posting on this forum since early 2005, which is nearly the same year that Robert Palmer passed away and around the time I moved out of the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street, as it was overflowing with unneeded spleens.

Patrick Bateman

The only reason I can fathom that Dorsia is not on the list is because these fucking yuppies can’t even get a reservation. Stupid bastards!!!!

Patrick Bateman

I was banned for a year from making reservations at Scarpetta after I called the hostess a fucking ugly bitch and also by the way used a steak knife (it was sterile) to make a surgical incision in the maitre d’s lower abdomen.

Patrick Bateman

There used to be, I believe her name was Bethany.

I killed Bethany with a nail gun.

And another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away.

Patrick Bateman

On more than a dozen occasions, I have been mistaken for this dickhead, Batman.

It’s actually Bateman, you’re mistaken, there’s a slight difference.

He’s only imaginary and I’ve literally killed hundreds of prostitutes.

Patrick Bateman

I had originally planned to return some videotapes. Fortunately this situation has allotted me more time to work on my stomach crunches and to prepare the rest of my routine. Also, I still managed to get uptown to meet up with Paul Allen. I killed him with an axe to the face. I have not yet disposed...

Patrick Bateman

No Louis, it’s not me.

You’re mistaken.

Patrick Bateman

People should do what they are good at.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman

Please don't confuse me with that dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, be...

Patrick Bateman

We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in...

Patrick Bateman

This news is giving me the urge to stab somebody to death and not play around with their blood.

Patrick Bateman

1. Genesis
2. Huey Lewis & The News
3. Simply Red

Patrick Bateman

Screw_Michigan wrote:Then return some videotapes.

I hope I'm not being cross-examined here.

Patrick Bateman

We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation and dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better o...

Patrick Bateman

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slig...

Patrick Bateman

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman

Reading this thread boils my bloodlust.

Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman

I Want to Know What Love Is
Waiting For a Girl Like You
I Don't Want to Live Without You

Patrick Bateman

I would normally offer my opinion, but I can't take the time off work.

Patrick Bateman

I only need five:

Genesis - Duke
Huey Lewis & the News - Sports
Whitney Houston - (Self Titled)
Robert Palmer - Heavy Nova
Phil Collins - No Jacket Required

Patrick Bateman

This thread makes me want to take a girl out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

Patrick Bateman

Lindsey:

I want you to clean your vagina.

Patrick Bateman

I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Patrick Bateman

I once had consensual intercourse with a prostitute whom I met near the American Gardens Building at 55 West 81st Street in Manhattan. Later in the evening, I assaulted her with a wide array of household items before finally dropping a chainsaw (in operation) on her skull. I do not believe this to b...

Patrick Bateman

the fuck is you at?

I would say probably returning video tapes.

Patrick Bateman

Vice President for Pierce & Pierce, specializing in Murders & Executions.

Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account?

Patrick Bateman

I happened to be listening to my new Robert Palmer tape.

Patrick Bateman

Am I being cross-examined?

Patrick Bateman

Paul Allen (Dropped out after two years to start some business with some computer dork friend of his from Seattle. WSU still claims him as an alum and he has always accepted the tag.)

Actually, I believe he was part of that whole Yale thing.

Patrick Bateman

Alright, time to map out the rest of the month… Aug. 12th – Meet Evelyn at the art museum to discuss further dinner plans Aug. 15th – Perform one thousand stomach crunches before going to work while also wearing an ice pack so my face doesn’t get puffy Aug. 17th – Exchange nail gun at hardware store...

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