This coming from a pedo.Diego in Seattle wrote:I'm sure that that's your experience internationally.Jerkovich wrote:I married a German girl. They are mean as fuck. :x
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- Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1753
Re: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
- Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mornin' Folks!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4188
Re: Mornin' Folks!
Are you still dying your hair platinum blond?Moving Sale wrote:Me thinks you doth protest too much.mvscal wrote:1. Black Cock
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- Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1753
Re: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
I married a German girl. They are mean as fuck. :x
- Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey All You Conservatives...
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2383
Re: Hey All You Conservatives...
That's a great question! Why don't conservatives start asking the pharma companies about that?[/quote] It doesn't cost $2500 a month unless you are hooked to an insulin pump that requires constant attention. His response should been, "Get off of your fat ass and lose all that weight hefting aro...
- Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey All You Conservatives...
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2383
Re: Hey All You Conservatives...
And why does it cost 2500 bucks to start with? Insulin has been around for ever. I can't imagine it is still that expensive to produce. That's a great question! Why don't conservatives start asking the pharma companies about that? It doesn't cost $2500 a month unless you are hooked to an insulin pu...
- Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober's New Year Over/Under
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2072
Re: Goober's New Year Over/Under
What did I miss?
- Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump.....Toast!
- Replies: 257
- Views: 16439
Re: Trump.....Toast!
Really? The whole economy is just going to cave in without the exploitation of illegal immigrants? I didn't write or refer to anything remotely close to that. Really. Try taking statements within context, or is that too difficult for you to comprehend? It's real fucking simple. If you are in the co...
- Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump.....Toast!
- Replies: 257
- Views: 16439
Re: Trump.....Toast!
Anytime now.......mvscal wrote:Yep. Any minute now Trump is going to implode. Any time now...
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- Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:06 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 140582
Re: The Rod of God
The Earth has a radius of approximately 3965 miles. Using the Pythagorean theorem, that calculates to an average curvature of 7.98 inches per mile or approximately 8 inches per mile. The distance to the horizon in miles from height of an observer is approximately equal to 1.23 times the square root ...
- Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2700
Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget. For any season douche nozzle. Looks like you finally realized what the rest of us have always known. You are a douche nozzle. Wow, that was sub-par for you Goob. Your Alzheimers seems to be advancing at an appreciabl...
- Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2700
Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
For any season douche nozzle.Jerkovich wrote:Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget.
- Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2700
Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget.
- Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extiction
- Replies: 192
- Views: 9160
Re: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extictio
I find it odd that non-believers spend so much time hand wringing about religion. Makes one wonder.
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Still Pending
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2521
Re: Still Pending
I drove the interstate that goes through albuquerque. It was after dark going through it, so I really have no idea what it looked like. We turned off the interstate and took the highway, not interstate that runs in a straight line to the northeast. US 54? It started in NM and went across the teeeha...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Still Pending
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2521
Re: Still Pending
estúpida puta mexicanamvscal wrote:Oh, you're a Mexican now?
- Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
- Replies: 103
- Views: 7453
Re: Why did Bush just sit there?
Tedious rehash of the same bullshit.
- Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rachel Dolezal
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3737
Re: Rachel Dolezal
Come on, that nut job has some black inside her....if you count the skid marks in her vagina.
- Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have been run
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4527
Re: Have been run
molly wrote:Zyclone had nice things but he didn't have height.
- Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4991
Re: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
From the absurd dive-and-roll number while chasing teens... He tripped. I'm sure him feeling like a complete tool for eating shit while in "hot pursuit" was the proximate cause of his subsequent meltdown. He was overcompensating in order to restore his aura of "authoritah." He t...
- Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4991
Re: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
Well one thing was for sure, those crazy monkeys sure scattered when did that, so it was pretty effective.
Now there are vids emerging with how it all started and escalated before the cops even arrived, so they walked into an already violent situation.
Now there are vids emerging with how it all started and escalated before the cops even arrived, so they walked into an already violent situation.
- Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bikers Rehabbing Their Image
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1127
Re: Bikers Rehabbing Their Image
An exchange between two of the bikers: Robert Willow Coyne Keep an Eye out for everything BUT Red Blooded, God Fearing Americans. Jon Ritzhiemer Exactly! White People are ok. The brown ones are not! THanks Robert!!! The Ritzhiemer fellow is an organizer of this idiocy. IMO, this is a win-win for so...
- Tue May 26, 2015 1:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Parenting done right
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2999
Re: Parenting done right
Decent copy of the Metallica anthem, especially by three chicks, but of course it's devoid of the basic satanic thrust of the actual band. Sort of like one of State's hollow photo call outs. What meds is he on? Well, I'm sure that is the problem, he is off his meds. BTW MToolio, I don't live in Fre...
- Mon May 25, 2015 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Parenting done right
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2999
Re: Parenting done right
Melt? :grin:
Shut up little Fatboy.
Shut up little Fatboy.
- Mon May 25, 2015 8:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Parenting done right
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2999
Re: Parenting done right
Moving fail anywhere=faggot shithead deluxe.Moving Sale wrote:San Lorenzo= shithole for shitheads
- Mon May 25, 2015 3:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Parenting done right
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2999
Re: Parenting done right
Lars will be by any minute now to sue the shit out of those girls. Ummm... Metallica's headquarters are around 90 seconds from my crib... in Gerstle Park. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/af/43/3f/af433fc123795954215c44952b23c05d.jpg Santana's headquarters are a few buildings away... from ...
- Wed May 20, 2015 10:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: question for Left Seater and other fly guys
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1925
Re: question for Left Seater and other fly guys
Total bullshit. I worked at CD Zodiak, who makes first class seating, as a final Inspector on the seating and that included the IFE system. The thing is that besides the common electrical connection the data system is completely isolated from any flight control systems. There is absolutely no way th...
- Fri May 15, 2015 4:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I took a train last Thurs to Sunday
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3434
Re: I took a train last Thurs to Sunday
A lot more then you thinkpoptart wrote:trev wrote:Is there any way to travel that is not deadly?
Not many Amish transportation deaths.
- Fri May 15, 2015 4:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do you smoke?
- Replies: 82
- Views: 5105
Re: Do you smoke?
I only smoke when I'm fucking.
- Wed May 06, 2015 5:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nepal
- Replies: 90
- Views: 5441
Re: Nepal
Maybe they'll improve their construction technology.
- Tue May 05, 2015 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming
- Replies: 138
- Views: 6193
Re: Tin Foil Ted - Governor of Texas
Personally, I don't believe the percentage would be nearly that high. Sure some won't but most certainly will follow orders. Having studied the UCMJ pretty thoroughly, there is a section that has the Posse Comitatus Act in it. Any soldiers and officers would be oblige to disregard any orders to tak...
- Fri May 01, 2015 7:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Red Light Camera... tickets
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1166
Re: Red Light Camera... tickets
My county pulled all of those RL cams out because it was found out the a lot of people were receiving fraudulent tickets. The damn thing were nailing vehicles that were entering the intersection on the yellow.
- Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Carl's Jr. now in Toronto
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1293
Re: Carl's Jr. now in Toronto
So they actually sent a Hardee's/Carl's Jr up north to you Canadians "eh"? I would apologize but I find it much to amusing, with luck they'll carpet bomb you with another one of their gastronomical challenges such as The Green Burrito in more than likely the same establishment. Soon you'l...
- Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Had to identify a body for the coroner today
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1769
Re: Had to identify a body for the coroner today
Check the bodies that you actually killed.
- Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many of you Johnny Rebs...
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1819
Re: How many of you Johnny Rebs...
Moving Fail doesn't represent all Cali folk, just the stupid ones.
- Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't worry California
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1321
Re: Don't worry California
Quit growing so many fucking almonds. Each almond requires a gallon of water to produce. I'll see your almonds and raise you rice . In California's rice industry, it takes 4000 liters of water to produce one kilo of rice. You can do the metric conversion on your own. So raising food to feed your st...
- Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't worry California
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1321
Re: Don't worry California
Sure, don't water them at all and they will get brown. But the frequent short watering you do doesn't promote root growth. I tend to water once a week for 1hour per section. But like I said the experts will be along shortly. Hey, the Bay Area is going to be fine. The Hetch Hetchy reservoir levels a...
- Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CenCal PET
- Replies: 44
- Views: 1946
Re: CenCal PET
I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries. He posted pics of "spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries." WTF are u talking about? Certainly not the roads around...
- Mon Apr 20, 2015 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CenCal PET
- Replies: 44
- Views: 1946
Re: CenCal PET
I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes I don't think Mikey was looking for a tour of all the CenCal glory holes. Keep your tours to yourself. For crying out loud pedo, I was talking about scenic...
- Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CenCal PET
- Replies: 44
- Views: 1946
Re: CenCal PET
I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries.
- Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What cell carrier do you use
- Replies: 17
- Views: 894
What cell carrier do you use
I've been with Verizon for about 11 years and until about a couple of years ago I've been pretty happy with them. The reason I went with them in the first place was the coverage was second to none. That's important went you travel a lot. About a year ago my data went through the roof and I was being...