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by tuff gong
Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let me explain why I left my pants in a rest stop bathroom.
Replies: 21
Views: 2281

Re: Let me explain why I left my pants in a rest stop bathroom.

Many thanks for such a beautiful story. Hey Derron, it's catharsis: such testimony is key to overcoming a traumatic event. The entertainment value is a bonus. If R-Jack had been able to look into a crystal ball and seen this experience awaiting him in his future, I wonder if he would have mustered t...
by tuff gong
Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biggest Crybaby in the history of Troll Boards..??
Replies: 15
Views: 1606

Beantown Basher wrote:there are a select few who can run smack with the Basher
Cicero and Tiberious?
by tuff gong
Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: height/weight
Replies: 104
Views: 5977

PSUFAN wrote:Wolfman, you definitely form one of the bookends of the Pigment Flowchart.
Yup, looks like his pigment done packed up and left.

Sexy legs, Wolfman - digging the penny loaferz
by tuff gong
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cop question for Luther
Replies: 24
Views: 2522

Cop question for Luther

Luther mentioned once that as a policeman, one of his crimefighting superpowers was his ability to put a name to a face: he was a walking database of local criminals. One of many ways this came in handy, as Luther recalls, was when an arresting officer suspected an arrestee wasn't who he said he was...
by tuff gong
Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey. Anybody see my boy?
Replies: 16
Views: 2557

Damn, mammy you been lookin for that little dicksprinkle for a couple years! Is that a black diaper you got there for him? That is so chic. Me, I'm looking for Douchebag. I was hoping he takes requests. To: D-Bags From: Tuff Gong Re: Risa Dear Douchebag: Please amend your beatdown list to include: R...
by tuff gong
Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2994

Re: Fuck you all

consider one thing to be CERTAIN This reminds me....whatever happened to CERTS? You never see them on the shelves anymore. You got them Tic-Tacs. You got them Mentos. You got them Double Mint gum still. But I ain't seen me none of them CERTS in years now. How come? How about Clorets? Chorophyll *di...
by tuff gong
Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Luther Dead?
Replies: 41
Views: 3466

Toddowen wrote:
Luther wrote:
BINGO.

At a boy, Luther...You WON!!!
Image
that chick helping Luth with his bingo board does not look like she's having a good time.
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: now this IS sad
Replies: 100
Views: 5663

What a damn shame. When I was a freshman in college, I started talking to this girl who was a senior in high-school. We went out a couple of times and before anything could really develop, she died in a car accident. what a bitch. So you didn't get laid. That's a tragedy. It's also tragic that as a...
by tuff gong
Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: She's Always Been An Asshole
Replies: 42
Views: 3515

XXXL wrote:^^^ Incredible imagery within the weight of history ^^^
^^^Incredible choice of words^^^
by tuff gong
Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just in case any of you haven't figured it out yet
Replies: 63
Views: 3763

So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?. No, it's a metaphor... It's actually more of an analogy. If you were using it as a metaphor, you'd, in essence, be agreeing with me. The metaphorical use would go something like, "Cuda's posts are the dog vomit of the interwebs." G...
by tuff gong
Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where the hell is...
Replies: 8
Views: 1128

:xxxl: :GRRRRface: Rack that burning man reset Sudden Sam, with all due respect, Nornev, as far as I remember, was just a guy who said he was a firefighter and used pics of firefighting or wildfires in his av. If he was a poet and scholar as well, I guess I missed it. If you dug him I suspect it is...
by tuff gong
Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey you shitbag lawyers, should Nifong get disbarred?
Replies: 61
Views: 4139

:xxxl:.......
by tuff gong
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey you shitbag lawyers, should Nifong get disbarred?
Replies: 61
Views: 4139

So can all you frustrated lawyers dig it (you know you wished you went to law school, LOL) ???????....... LOL? Listen, I'm LOLing that after all this alleged education, in a language-heavy discipline yet, you can barely string two thoughts together, let alone spell and punctuate them correctly. Plu...
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Early Morning Ride Thru Rural Bama
Replies: 45
Views: 3648

RumpleForeskin wrote:whatever...

Image
S&H Green Stamps, baby!
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Shout Out to THE tards of T1B
Replies: 34
Views: 2472

RevLimiter wrote:runt.
at first glance this seemed ludicrously random but I guess from where you stand (aswim in flubber) most of the human race might appear smaller than actual size.
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Un-f**kin' Real!!!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 5024

RumpleForeskin wrote:What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?
what part of 'mvscal' don't you understand, 'Skin?

[edit - I thought it was mvscal he was asking this of]
by tuff gong
Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alive and well
Replies: 16
Views: 2295

XXXL wrote:It's all good on the west coast...
whatever the fukk that means. How DO you come up with these epic bon mots?
by tuff gong
Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:02 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19240

cinderella_undercover wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Let's stay on task here, people
How much further "down" do you think he's capable of being "beat"?
Seriously. It's hard to see where a task was involved.
by tuff gong
Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:54 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19240

Goober McTuber wrote:(Circleville)
Circleville! I passed through once and saw the Ted Lewis museum. I wish I could have checked it out but it was Sunday or some shit and the bitch were closed.

"Is Everybody Happy?"
by tuff gong
Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19240

RumpleForeskin wrote:You are the reason some Republicans are pro-choice.
Are you consulting a joke book for these one-liners? You were cooler when you weren't trying to defend yourself, especially with these hoary Catskills comebacks.
by tuff gong
Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19240

Imus wrote:Well no offense, is it true fat girls like jews? Maybe it's about jews having a lot of money.

But besides blacks, do they like jews?




Well maybe yes offense.
Imus! That turned up collar is a groovy look - are you auditioning for Douchebag's crew?
by tuff gong
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your pet(s)
Replies: 20
Views: 2958

Fitch does not look happy to be sporting reindeer drag
by tuff gong
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:13 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19240

My intentions are not to stir things up between websites, but to link the quality together and phase out the tards who can't handle it. Believe me, there are tards over at SN who could not handle some of the smack you all run over here. Y'all do not tolerate it and quickly pile on when it is necess...
by tuff gong
Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everything is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 4137

Mr T wrote:
See You Next Wednesday wrote:Somebody has too much time on their hands.
Thats what i have been saying to myself through this whole thing.

Someone is out of a job or not been getting any pussy.
or has some dedication to the board's welfare - and/or simply likes to create. Would you prefer a board that stands still?
by tuff gong
Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who logs me out of here every other day?
Replies: 19
Views: 1129

Rack. I hate that guy and his half assed fuckin sentence fragments. Die, XXXXXL..........
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Regal launches new anti-nog program
Replies: 6
Views: 829

If you are still such a fucking dumbass that you need to get in your rig, drive where ever, pay what ever the hell they are charging now, and put up with whatever bullshit you may encounter, then you deserve it. Is this a satire of how a retarded person would chime in on this topic? I'm guessing th...
by tuff gong
Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4869

A-Bomb wrote:i've got some fuckin cloves
cloves? You gonna bake a ham? Mulling spices for cider?
by tuff gong
Wed May 30, 2007 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Italy........ stream of consciousness.
Replies: 63
Views: 2197

Re: Italy........ stream of consciousness.

Although to assume my experiences with European cuisine are limted to one family would be yet another inaccurate assumption on your part, so I'm sure that's not what you meant either. You may very well have vast first-hand experience, but this the only experience you cited and the basis on which yo...
by tuff gong
Wed May 30, 2007 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Italy........ stream of consciousness.
Replies: 63
Views: 2197

Re: Italy........ stream of consciousness.

Everywhere we stayed, a huge breakfast buffet was included. There were Deli Trays full of meats and cheeses like you might find at a work luncheon... except a much better quality of food. Doesn't suprise me a bit, really. I was just shedding light on tuff gong's(silly) assumption that it's SOP for ...
by tuff gong
Wed May 30, 2007 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Italy........ stream of consciousness.
Replies: 63
Views: 2197

Re: Italy........ stream of consciousness.

What we consider "Italian Food" in The States in total bullshit. You have been hosed. Ok, I've been hosed. I only know from spaghetti and pizza. So what is Italian food if not this? What's with the lunch meats, cheeses, and desserts for breakfast? No shit. Not been to Italy but this seems...
by tuff gong
Tue May 29, 2007 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place sucks horsecocks
Replies: 40
Views: 2932

haha - haven't seen that pic in a long time!
by tuff gong
Tue May 29, 2007 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2003

I sure remember YOU - you're funny. I was sorry to see you drift off.

You actually got, like, hate-PMs? I don't recall you starting any fights or being serious about anything. Wow.
by tuff gong
Thu May 24, 2007 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm reaching full strength
Replies: 9
Views: 1762

looks like your doomed, buddy.

I'm just going to stuff you in a bag and leave you on the curb, mwahahaha
by tuff gong
Wed May 23, 2007 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pre Grand Opening Bash at Hooters
Replies: 57
Views: 3106

shudder
by tuff gong
Tue May 22, 2007 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stage 1
Replies: 32
Views: 2393

Re: Stage 1

Rollins wrote:dicknuts.
chuckle

Hey Rollins you still working for Schwanns?
by tuff gong
Mon May 21, 2007 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What to do with the homeless?
Replies: 82
Views: 4677

Re: What to do with the homeless?

Mr T wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Gainesville
haha....

[PI]Send them to mexico. See how they like it[/PI]
wouldn't it be nice if we could have an exchange program? Sure we'll take that wetback: say hello to this here annoying street lunatic.

I'll bet they'd help us build that wall.
by tuff gong
Mon May 21, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What to do with the homeless?
Replies: 82
Views: 4677

But then what do you do about them? 'Round these parts, we're no strangers to homeless. Some of the highest concentrations to be found anywhere. And as a first course of action, we make sure they have something to eat. For the short cold season, we make sure they have gloves and blankets and whatno...
by tuff gong
Tue May 15, 2007 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I think my Hellspawn is getting into the cockpit.
Replies: 28
Views: 2417

Incredible. Looking at that picture of you with the 2 kids, that is an adorable photo but I also see a stereo system of torment and in its center a man who is not going to sleep much again for a long time. This must have been an adventure for Mrs. R-Jack. That looks like one big baby - a baby that a...
by tuff gong
Mon May 14, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I've got what I need...it's time
Replies: 4
Views: 773

what about your archenemy, that redheaded dork in the library?
by tuff gong
Mon May 14, 2007 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Homies be doin wheelies!You Feel me?
Replies: 5
Views: 1096

haha-welcome aboard, quadrevion. That's a fly fukken ride you got. Now all you need is to donk that bitch wif some big ass rims and you're set.

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