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Everyone thinks the guy getting his ass kicked is getting his ass kicked, except the guy getting his ass kicked. Funny how that goes. If our hooves spend any more time crammed up your grunthole, we'll have to start paying property taxes to your colon.

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-Goober

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http://i.imgur.com/sfQO39R.jpg Stacks his bar with tons of whiskey Fa la la la la, la la la la Acts like he is not a drunkie Fa la la la la, la la la la Has to wear sunglasses indoors Fa la la la la, la la la la Cuz he is a bloodshot eyesore Fa la la la la, la la la la Hear his slurring words befor...

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The Big Pickle wrote:I hide in the closet.

Yeah...we know.

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Jingle bells, Stanley smells
Of Alan's DNA
Oh what fun it is for him
Pretending he's not gay - HEY!

Jingle bells, Stanley smells
Like a total fraud
Oh what fun it is for him
Posting his fake Russian broad

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It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas Ev'rywhere Goobs goes Take a look at the Five O'Clock, it's glistening once again And bourbon stains and little hearts that glow It's beginning to look at lot like Boozemas Reeks from ev'ry pour But the ugliest sight to see is the pissing that will be Down ...

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Why is the coach from Major League getting his ass waxed? :?

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Goober, could you recommend a nice resort & spa in your dome? After the Christmas grind is over, we really like to unwind and pamper ourselves.

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mvscal wrote:What's going on here?!?

Melting Sale was posting gay porn from his own personal stash.

Man, we really hate visiting that guy's house. Throwing dildos down a chimney is NOT what I signed up for. :brad:

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^^Spare us the weekly updates, Grandpa. We can all read a sports ticker.

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12/20 is coming, fukkos.

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Go Coogs' wrote:Tactical ARs in 556/.223 are great guns for hog hunting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Try calling her cell phone first.

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WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:

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The reindeer are not individuals but rather a concept. And you can't take my picture away you BULLY!

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And if those woods are surrounded by pigs
Diego's gonna bribe 'em by sucking their twigs

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Well, well, well. The fat man put me on mail duty all week, and lookie here what I came across. Dear Santa, I'm writing you because I desperately need to learn how to play the guitar. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Nick, you just want to woo the ladies, you sly dog." And to that I woul...

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Can't imagine why police might need armored vehicles (like military vehicles) these days.

It's beginning to look a lot like Copmas
Everywhere he goes
But the nastiest sight to see is the nightstick that will be
In Diego's asshoooooooooole

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smackaholic wrote:Today, it is a mix of 53 year old pudgy grandmas...

...which makes his lack of game even more pathetic. :|

That sounds good to me, btw. I'm a fucking reindeer living in the North Pole. I'll take what I can get when I get it.

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Left Seater wrote:I do, based on years of experience hitting on them only to get rejected cuz I'm a big bucket head with no personality or sense of humor.

Fixed for accuracy. Merry Christmas.

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Given the fact there was a story on the news here in CO about police busting gays having sex in public restrooms, yeah there is a reason. So, you read about some faggots in CO, therefore all bathroom sex is gay sex. That's some brilliant deductive reasoning there, Cock Beater. Says a lot about wher...

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When have you ever seen them do something for your safety? I can point to a few safety fails by them as well. Everyone remembers Capt Sully putting the Airbus down in the Hudson. Turns out one of the rear doors was opened. This should not have happened. Had the waitresses been doing their job they ...

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Reindeer don't give a fuck about meter.

And trev, you keep talking that way, and you're gonna find a nice little red rocket in your stocking this year. :o

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Hey guys, the Big Man just told me a joke.

Q: What's the hardest way to gain entry into Diego's home?

A: The backdoor. It's jammed full of cop cock.

HA!

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Remember when the reindeer were funny?

Yeah, me neither.

Those on the receiving end of our beatings never seem to find it amusing. Imagine that!

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2,3,1,4

-Diego

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http://s1.dmcdn.net/MmUw4.jpg Cop nuts resting on Diego's chin Moving Sale nipping at your heels mv hating on folks with dark skin And Shrubber passed out in his wheels Everybody knows a vodka or thirty-seven Helps to make trev's season bright Screw forced to watch "Big" with volume on hi...

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Carson wrote:Is a Mexican Souvenir the same thing as a Havana Omelette?

Me and Comet get a Mexican Souvenir every year we stop through Tijuana. Those bitches be cray cray!

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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:If you PM with some info...

Nice try, weirdo. How about I BM you instead. A fresh, hot swirl to add to your backyard collection.

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We run or are partners in five different businesses. My career hasn't been a real career in a couple of years now. It's a letterhead and I have some pretty credentials. I went to school for 7 1/2 years so I could become the de facto CFO at my wife's burgeoning jewelry design business; who has a an ...

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Oh, wolfie, wolfie, wolfie
Outdated tunes you play
And when you're dry and ready
It's off to go decay, HEY!

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http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Rq_Rz/rudolph_redNosedReindeer/rudolph-red-nosed-reindeer.jpg Had a lot of worthless posts And if you ever saw them You would even say they're gross All of the other posters Used to read her PETs They never knew poor Molly Carried several STDs T...

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smackaholic wrote:Prolly the best song parody yet this season

You are one bland motherfucker.

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That time smackaholic didn't suck.

When Newslink42 posted that article.

When Wolfman bitched about Obama.

That time Wolfman bitched about people bitching about Bush.

That time when Bsmack said something funny.

That time when Derron didn't come off like the gay military dad in American Beauty.

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LOL WUT

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Oh look. A-tucking Drunk is trying to be funny. I don't think that's ever happened intentionally.

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trev's man wrote:Cuts have been made

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smackaholic I'd rather rim Santa's asshole after a few Soft Batch cookies and a glass of warm milk than read one of your trite offerings. Seriously, you are fucking BRUTAL. It's like somebody took a giant dump on your cerebral cortex and out comes shit post after shit post. The fact you've produced ...

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Chestnuts Roasting (KC Style) Bud Lights toasting over a tire fire Whitey nipping at your toes 4th grade comebacks doled out by the guys And folks dressed up in puffy coats Everybody screams, "I know you are, but what am I?" It helps to make their game feel tight Fat slobs, with their gull...

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Katy, Fear not, for I am here to woo you, not smack you. Lay thy weary head upon my...bulging lap...while I pet your forehead with the soothing strokes of my warm and playful tongue as the hearth fills with the delicate, festive sounds of Bing Crosby. Then allow my tongue to sleighride down your pan...

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At times, I use it as my cock.

Probably a good idea since you can actually reach your gut.

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