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by Salt Lick
Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reindeer, gather 'round, for tonight we rejoice
Replies: 65
Views: 4155

Re: Reindeer, gather 'round, for tonight we rejoice

It's getting hard to follow all of this...but Vixen, you better get that cooze looked at, pronto. We might need to fly in some penicillin.
by Salt Lick
Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ~ahem
Replies: 30
Views: 2587

~ahem

http://www.carols.org.uk/images/snowmanbandw.jpg I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Unlike the yellow snow I currently know Where the deer teats glisten, In AP's basement kitchen And Kevnick's ugly shiners glow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas As Rumpleforeskin resumes the fight to give some hard-w...
by Salt Lick
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Replies: 17
Views: 1408

Tyree wrote:Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
Well, shit. I wondered how you got foundation on your antlers.
by Salt Lick
Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: good fucking morning
Replies: 1
Views: 414

good fucking morning

kindly fully finish urinating before you make your approach, dammit.
by Salt Lick
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women who have just given birth should not wear underwear
Replies: 28
Views: 1868

I might have. But I chose not to.
hooo lawrdy. this one's got skills.

you must have been a Bear for the kindergarten teacher
by Salt Lick
Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women who have just given birth should not wear underwear
Replies: 28
Views: 1868

all of the young does are going Commando these days. Santa won't let you bitches fly with pierced twats, ya know...
by Salt Lick
Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 9853

Wolfman's bottle o' Beast
they're bottling it now? or it that just a special Christmas thing?

Yo Cupid...nice racing strip!!
by Salt Lick
Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 9853

You're pretty fly for a fur guy.
by Salt Lick
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Kevnic:
Replies: 18
Views: 1444

Don't be afraid of a few poop references. Hell, I spend most of my winters getting pelted with pellets, and I'm none the worse for it.

It's Kevnic's sniffing around the rest of the year that I can't stand. I wish the dude would grow a pair and two-step his way the fuck out of here.