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Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year

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In the mirror look at me
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See a new panty Queen,
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Some fishnet gifts please bring
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You’ll receive head from this Queen
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Queen AP swallows Him
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Then he cums.

Little KC Tard
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I am a Fat boy too,
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I have no game to bring
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So I’ll steal posts too
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Shall I steal from you!
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God I’m so dumb.

Moving Sale nodded
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The Towers fell from bombs
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I believe this conspiracy
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I’m played like a violin
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Now They’re laughing at me
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instead of with me.
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Post by Goober McTuber »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hey Vixen, you little bitch....

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T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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mmmmm... Rev, bad mistake.

When I slide up behind you and violate your backside be very quiet and hold still.

If you move around and squeal I may go balls deep and knock out some teeth.
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^^^^^^^^ rack :lol:
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Post by RumpleForeskin »

I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.

I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
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I don't care if you are the johnny wad of the reindeer world, going balls deep in his fat ass ain't likely to get much past his shincter.
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Post by Blitzen »

RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.

I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.

2. Yes, you are!
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Blitzen wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.

I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.

2. Yes, you are!
I was on the phone with a rep. Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
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Blitzen wrote:1. Make sentence sense.
Dins?
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Post by Tyree »

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Blitzen wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard.

I'm in debt to you, reindeer.
1. Make sentence sense.

2. Yes, you are!
I was on the phone with a rep. Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
But it is most certainly yo wife's: She can eat a whole cake, a pie, two chickens all while clogging up a toilet at the same time.

Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
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Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
I call bullshit. Coitus = crosstraining in the RumpleAbode.
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Tyree wrote:Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
You forgot to mention the massive funbags.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
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Tyree wrote: She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
If she were a deer, she'd rut with you the first chance she got
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Tyree wrote:Who am I kidding? She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
Well, shit. I wondered how you got foundation on your antlers.
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Cuda wrote:
Tyree wrote: She is a fat, white woman. If she were a deer, I'd rut with her first chance I got.
If she were a deer, she'd rut with you the first chance she got
If her ass didn't leave behind such deep ruts, I'd be thankful.

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PSUFAN wrote:
Multi-tasking was never my strong suit.
I call bullshit. Coitus = crosstraining in the RumpleAbode.
$$$
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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Post by Goober McTuber »

With apologies to whoever wrote “Silver Bells”:

Tiny balls, tiny balls
It's man-up time in the city
Little things, shriveling
Soon they’ll just both disappear

Paula calls out, he’s a fat lout
Says he’ll post a new pic
If someone will also post theirs
R-Jack posting ends Paul’s boasting
‘Cause you know he’s still fat
And on every street corner you'll hear

Tiny balls, tiny balls
It's man-up time in the city
Little things, shriveling
Soon they’ll just both disappear
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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