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Hey fat boy I'm coming. Tie a sponge to a stick and give yourself a bath before I hoof fuck you okay? Just do me that favor because I don't want to smell like bacon grease.

Vixen

I'll come down to Georgia for the holidays, 'Spray. We'll man the anti-aircraft guns with Jane. https://c5r2z6a9.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hanoi-jane-1-1024x562.jpg You couldn't man a canoe full of dildos you Canadistani dipshit. Is everyone in Canadistan as stupid as you are?

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https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/561/b4/c7984e9c7cb57466-2048x1024.jpg On Christmas Eve Santa will release the Porkabilly and I will release my bowels over Papa Willie's tin shack trailer park residence. A bunch of us are going to pound some laxatives to make sure the fat fucking retard ...

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Your entire GI tract is a gnigger. A gnigger on food stamps.

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You are an obese southerner and you are easily amused by the dumbest shit. Did you drop out of high-school because you could not keep up in the Special Ed classes?

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If you have to start a thread asking who's the BBOTY, it's probably you.
Do not lash out because your stomach staples popped out. Blame yourself and Arby's.

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:37 pm eat

RELEASE THE PORKABILLY

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the reindeer currently have the fat hillbilly on ignore

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:15 pm

Why dont you tell some more jokes that nobody finds funny you Canadian faggot.
I will be sure to eat some extra spicy Indian food on Christmas Eve and take a steaming dump on Canada. Where do you live exactly?

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You are pathetic and obese. Ask Santa for a diet.

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I was raped at the last Reindeer Stop.

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Slap wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:46 pm Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn.

It was his 435th warning this month. HR put their foot down.

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McTuber is an alcoholic dong jockey. He can't decide which flavored condom he likes the taste of the most. That's why his breath always smells like fruit salad.

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Training camp started last week, now the fat man has us doing wind sprints and we're doing two-a-days until Thanksgiving. The only break we get is in the classroom to study tape. Blitzen is trying to help Dasher drop some pounds so he can get in flight shape...that fat fuck. We all suspect Prancer i...

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(Feliz Navidad)

Flacid Grand Dad
Flacid Grand Dad
Flacid Grand Dad
Tú eres homosexual

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Derron is smarter than you, even after a massive bong rip.

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It's a frilly pink closet with a dildo rack.

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Please stop raping your son.

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My kids love backpacking and swimming and archery and whatnot. They are forever asking to go backpacking without a tent or without a fire starter except a flint and steel. It’s good for them, so I drag my ass out into the woods as much as possible. Is that where you rape your son? On these "ca...

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Are you going to run away like a little bitch like you do every year or are you ready to go toe-to-toe with this doe? I know you spend the whole year getting your shit packed by Papa Willie, so I will understand if you tuck your tail between your legs, post one of these :lol: and head for the hills....

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Goober getting run by the reindeer once again. What a sad old queer.

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Pretty good so far. Training camp doesnt start for another 10 weeks. Cant wait for Christmas to roll around so we can stomp Goober McTuber into the dirt as is our annual tradition. A time to sleigh.

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The ball(s) has already dropped in Goober's mouth.

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That sounds like you are begging for mercy, old man. It's over when the 'deer say it's over and not when you beg for us to pull our hooves out of your ass.

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Plato wrote:Goober is my bitch.

Goober is everybody's bitch. Even the elves take turns teabagging him.

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I laughed so hard, my IUD fell out. And a special message to Dasher. You might want to get tested.

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Screw Michigan Christmas Cracker $75 (I peg you in the ass with a strap-on while you watch Cast Away then you curl up into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep)

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mouth tricks $25
"bright eyed and bushy tailed" $40
the "lazy elf" $15
hoof job $10
Hot Prancer $40 (+$20 to have my fur dry-cleaned afterwards)
stopping off at the "south" pole $45

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https://i37.servimg.com/u/f37/15/23/17/98/sasqmo10.jpg Have a Molly, jolly Christmas; It's the best time of the year I'm so fat, but here's a tat scrawled across my rear Have a Molly, jolly Christmas; And when you fish for compliments Don't forget, to try .net because you are "low rent" O...

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Away on a nude beach
heart-box for his crank
Then under the boardwalk
Where old guys go wank

Imprinted with hoof marks
sprawled out there he lay
that dust-farting Goober
denying he's gay

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Vixen is now a he?

We prefer the term transgen-deer. Also, smackaholic thinks I have sweet tits.

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A word of caution for the ladies. I once let a handsome yak buy me a bag of oats at this bar...and I woke up two days later covered in yak jizz behind a dumpster.
Do you know how hard it is to get yak jizz out of you fur? LOL! I was so embarrassed! LOL!

I will PM you pix of my udders.

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My youngest caught me undressing! LOL! How embarrassing!

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I can't decide on whether to get another tattoo (of Santa) on my hindquarters or afford to send my calves to flight school. I can only afford one or the other because I've pissed most of my money away on North Pole Marauders season's tickets (elf basketball league). I'm a drunken sleigh-slut, so I h...

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The troll deer was a bad idea, folks. A REALLY bad idea, as in a faggot midget porn kind of bad idea. ....or like in a "you venturing out of the NFL forum" kinda idea, big shooter? Get the fuck outta my snout, pendejo. You rancid sacks of cock drainage are really something else this seaso...

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l to r: JMak, Katy

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Oh that weathered out gash is frightful, And her words are mass and spiteful, But honestly Katy we all know...... You’re a heinous ho, heinous ho, heinous ho Your mouth shows no signs of stopping, And the scabs throughout your twat are popping So when the lights are turned down low...... We’ll let y...

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The combination of you two anal leaks posting in a single thread should automatically trigger it's self destruct feature. And Spray, shouldn't you be sliced from groin to sternum.......providing much needed warmth for a young Jedi, somewhere in the universe right about now? You'd better check yours...

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War Wagon wrote:Don't be such a crass buffoon in polite society

Whitey and Roger Rabbit obviously share the same taste in bumper stickers.

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Mikey, your avatar looks like one of those stickers they pass out at the pediatrics clinic after giving a child a shot. I bet it still makes you giggle to see it when you come across one of the many shit biscuits you've laid around this place, doesn't it? You do realize that the only reason the Cali...

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