Help me decide!

[Vixen]

I can't decide on whether to get another tattoo (of Santa) on my hindquarters or afford to send my calves to flight school.
I can only afford one or the other because I've pissed most of my money away on North Pole Marauders season's tickets (elf basketball league).
I'm a drunken sleigh-slut, so I haven't made good choices in my life.
MWAW! Kisses! I love you all! XOXOXOXO!

[Cupid]

You could do me a favor and Febreze your lady parts.

I mean, fuck. I'm always slotted behind you on the big ride. You think year after year of your unkept gash wafting through the cold air up my nose has been a pleasure of mine? Seriously. It smells like spoiled lunch meat boiled in piss. That's not natural. That should be priority 1 and 1a. Fucking fix it

[Cupid]

Actually...it kind of has been a pleasure of mine. Call me

[Vixen]

My youngest caught me undressing! LOL! How embarrassing!

[Comet]

So was the surgery really worth it Vicky?

I mean you could have still gotten the darker bucks without it, they like that extra flank in the bank

[Vixen]

A word of caution for the ladies. I once let a handsome yak buy me a bag of oats at this bar...and I woke up two days later covered in yak jizz behind a dumpster.
Do you know how hard it is to get yak jizz out of you fur? LOL! I was so embarrassed! LOL!

I will PM you pix of my udders.

[mvscal]

Diego the Red-Knobbed reindeer
Had a very tiny hose
And if you ever saw it
You were nowhere near full grown

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Diego the Red-Knobbed reindeer
Had a very tiny hose
And if you ever saw it
You were nowhere near full grown

Hush little baby, don't say a peep
Diego's going to give you something to sleep

And if that cocktail don't do what it should
Diego's gonna drag you into the woods

[Dasher]

And if those woods are surrounded by pigs
Diego's gonna bribe 'em by sucking their twigs