T1B

you think one shot is taking down Tyree? That nigga gets shot more than fiddy. He's had more holes plugged than Pamela Anderson at a Bukkake convention. But I have to give you credit, at least you knew you were a tard before you dropped a rhyme with all the cadence of Corky with a mouthful of pine t...

allticketybooinmiami is my handler.

I'm sure there must be a perfectly reasonable explanation. Take your time. I never posted that pic on any board or in public. I guess the rules don't apply. Y'all can pile-on all you want, butt I am not going to make a big deal of the private info a certain poster sent you. We shall see who the rea...

Ingse Bodil wrote:That's disgusting.

I'll take "Things IB's gynecologist says" for $1000, Alex.

Ingse Bodil wrote:Santa, you know what you need to do.

Put a slug in your fucking dome.


Do it Fatman! Fucking Do it!

With the amount of time you spend with those pants around your ankles trying to bugger anything that moves, your John Thomas is desired about as much as Janet Reno at a Victoria Secret's after party.

Yukon Cornelius, on the other hand, is asking for an extended visit after the big day.

I'd like it if you would quit trying to stick your dick in my ass everytime I have too much eggnog. We can start there. Exactly how generous are you feeling? The Polar bears have a request about you and your dick as well. As do the elves, Geese, Sasquatch, Mrs. Claus, and countless young bulgarian p...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Have your doctor write you out a prescription for a pair of testicles and some manhood. Bitch.

We brought him some last year, but he lost them to his daughter in a game of hopscotch. This year he's getting KY Jelly and a gift certificate to Bath and Body works.

That's what extra large stockings are for.

Actually she's a 2 stocking'er.

I'm dreaming of clear sight on Christmas And not just staring at his nose Where the acne glistens, and Kevnic listens About those nasty Reindeer blows I'm dreaming of clear sight on Christmas With every scribble that he writes May he someday be sober and bright And not sleep in his piss tonight I'm ...

Oh blurry sight! The room is wildly spinning I've added 12 long neck beers to my Girth! My dick in hand, on the internet I'm sinning Till the Deer appear'd , and the assrape now I'm spinning. A Deer Pile on and T1b rejoices For south of my crack breaks a new and glorious hole! Fall on my knees And H...

I thought she was praying for Quagmire and Lemmiwinks

We created Kwanza because bitches like IB kept spelling it krissmuss. Kwanza was harder to misspell up with a 3rd grade education.

I saw AP blowing Santa Claus Underneath the fatman's balls last night He didn't see me creep The sick fucks were screwing sheep He thought Santa needed fucked, by a man dressed like Bo Peep. Then I saw AP Buttfuck Santa Claus reached around and gave his rod a pull Oh, what a laugh it would have been...

Donder wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Cool. You get it.

We're done here, right?

Where again is this Cinder thread? The reindeer and I may have to spread some Christmas cheer across her upper lip until it grows green.

I think you missed her lips and hit her teeth instead.

AP is fat, and his eye is lazy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Toddowen's a tard who's fucking crazy
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Donovan wears gay apparel.
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Din's lovers name is Harold.
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Rest assured, IB. you and the entire black community will get what we give you every year. Welfare checks, 40's, and more illegitimate children. We're in negotiations with Bush to let the Fatman use his Hurricane machine to finish the job. You fucking people are all the same. Taking potshots at us o...

We have ours next week-end. Just the 9 of us. We usually just get shit faced and stumble about the barn. The fun part is dropping a few ruffies in Vixen's egg nog and taking turns having our pictures taken tea bagging her!