Ken's 6 yr old daughter could beat up Derron

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:37 am

Hey Ken, my 'sources' tell me that you had a slight 'bed mishap' with your 6 yr old daughter which resulted in you having your nose rearranged.

T or F .... ?

If your sworn statement is T, this is not a good thing, is it ... ?

And among the message board power ranking of things which would be better off not disclosed, this ranks up there pretty good with other contenders.

- i have one 'slow' eye
- i'm part/16
- i'm a movie star
- i deliver pizza
- i gaze cack
- my 6 yr old daughter broke my nose

It's in the discussion, anyway.
And of course this is why I brought it up.

Myself, I'd like to clear your name.
I'm good like that.

So what happened, Ken .... ?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:17 am

fighting over the pacifier, no doubt.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:09 pm

Hmmm, I see that Sag Eye chose Bitch Ave, a well-beaten path rife w/his meandering footprints, empty, crushed beer cans, and periodic coolers of ice in the event his sag eye overheats trying to fing the centerline of the road. Bwha.

Way to puss out, spaz eye.

pop,
As far as your question... yeppers... she broke it. We were pissed at each other, both put on the gloves and... well... I never saw it coming. Clocked me with a right hand. Yeah, that's how it played out. Didn't have anything to do with playing on the bed or anything like that. You know, what dads DO with their children. But of course, the board's flagellates ('sup Bushice?) would like to think otherwise.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:30 pm

A 6-year-old girl broke your nose?

Seems you’re pretty fragile, Nancy.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:35 pm

At least he has the balls to own up to it, or did she take those away after she bitch slapped you?

Rack Ken's little girl!

Sorry Ken, but this fodder shall be used against you until it stops being funny (read: never).

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:05 pm

Boy the "I got your nose" game has sure changed since I played it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:01 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Boy the "I got your nose" game has sure changed since I played it. :lol:

"Yeah, well I got yours...BITCH!"

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:11 pm

Ken wrote:You know, what dads DO with their children. But of course, the board's flagellates ('sup Bushice?) would like to think otherwise.

My dad boxed me when I was in my early teens. Taught me how to fight. Things were different back then. Now... you're telling me that dads not only box their 6 year old daughters... but they get their asses kicked by them?

Have your doctor write you out a prescription for a pair of testicles and some manhood. Bitch.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:14 pm

this is all very confusing.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:16 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Have your doctor write you out a prescription for a pair of testicles and some manhood. Bitch.

We brought him some last year, but he lost them to his daughter in a game of hopscotch. This year he's getting KY Jelly and a gift certificate to Bath and Body works.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:18 pm

[img]Some day you'll get to the point where you tell her she's "too heavy"
to sit on Daddy's lap.[/img]

not a good img, BTW

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:28 pm

I think Kengina mentioning me on two boards after literally getting bitch slapped is hilarious. Spend more time in the gym and study film so that you may have a chance against your 6 y/o girl in a rematch.

Odds are still with the reigning champ though.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:47 pm

Ken is eastcoastchargermolester?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:39 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I think Kengina mentioning me on two boards after literally getting bitch slapped is hilarious. Spend more time in the gym and study film so that you may have a chance against your 6 y/o girl in a rematch.

Odds are still with the reigning champ though.

AP, you done slinking in through the back door after everyone else has their say?
Yeah, you were part of it. Good job, Sparky. You the man.