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Hey now! Don't underestimate dead blades of grass. :x

Hey buds, sorry I'm late to the party. I've been pretty busy lately with this hot little piece of fescue from down the street...if you know what I'm sayin. Things are pretty good here, just wrecking as many high priced SUVs as possible that dare roll past my domain. I've really been hitting the gym ...

Hey. Watch it now!

:brad:

Here's a little Christmas diddy, sung in the context of it being summertime. Work with me, folks. Oh the driveway outside is frightful But that SUV is so delightful Since Fu's got places to go Let em mow! Let em mow! Let em mow! Neighbors don't show signs of stopping Fu's tires are ripe for popping ...

Did you like it when I tried to trip you up in the final mile? Yeah, that was awesome. Next year I'm gonna shoot some grass seed steroids and FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

Rack Fu wrote:I'm no pussy!
:D

Oh, really?

Here's a little diddy sung to the tune of "18 and Life" by Skid Row. Grass Clippings was a young seed, he had a heart of stone. Lived 9 to 5 and worked his 'lil roots to the bone. Just barely sprung up out the dirt, came from under earth. Fought like a switchblade so Rack Fu couldn't take ...

till them wet leaves put you in the ditch

Leaves are child's play, son. I'll fuck your shit up.

This is basically me on steroids.

$54K SUVs, Colt AR-15s...you can't fade me.

Better yet, I'm going to spread SFAF's testicles across Rack Fu's driveway and watch them get furiously raked into a bag which will later get turned into planting soil.

Make your time, motherfucker. Next time it will be your LIFE.

That bitch gets it.

A dog is gonna shit on you...and you're gonna LIKE it. Of course I'm gonna like it. Dog shit provides n.utrients and makes me strong. The goal is to get my blades nice and tough so I can puncture tires. What's Rack Fu gonna do then, huh? He strikes me as the kind of pussy that can't even change a t...

It's not even June and I'm already fucking bitches up. I just dropped about 5 Gs off a brand new Navigator after that dumb shit drove right through me. Dude's probably gonna need a car wash too. Idiot. I'm going to spread myself across your neighborhood streets and watch you grow scared. Bring the m...

The local authorities might be tempted to roll those grass-clipping-strips across the highway to terminate the chase. It stops him dead in his tracks. Of course, he wouldn't be in a "chase" in the first place because that would require to go fast. Going fast is dangerous, and can cause ac...

Rack Fu,

Shut the fuck up and go buy some heavy duty trash liners. You’ll need them after my owner spreads me all over your driveway, and then proceeds to bang your wife. He doesn’t use a bag on his mower and he sure as shit doesn’t bag-up his cock when he’s railing your OL from behind.

Derron wrote:^^^^^^^^

Way to go... give some fuckin troll another idea for another new and very bad nic...

atomicdad wrote:I mow my lawn at 7:30 on Sunday mornings. Then deposit the clippings on the street in front of my house.

In.

Agreed, Luther, but it would be the only ideal place for Rack Fu to avoid my wrath.

Another thing Mr. Fu, don't make the mistake of thinking I'm a one man army. My allies will soon be arriving in full force to help me become leaner, greener and more destructive. It all starts with a little of this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/mopete187/sprink.jpg Once I've become enriche...

e wrote:how does it do with grass clippings and can it be installed on the front of a $54,000 2wd station wagon?

~r. fu
texas

Unless kirby starts making these he's fucked -



I know from experience.

The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more ...

He had to use the abbreviation Gov. because he is unable to spell the actual word. I think the term you were searching for is precedent but don't let these two setbacks keep you from winning this intelligence contest. Is this the fourth or fifth thread that you've started in my honor in the last we...