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by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Are they insane?
Replies: 18
Views: 1741

The strategy is influenced by how far up the pirce is pushed on each player. After you have blasted your funds on 1-3 players, you are left with "what you can get". This is why you suck at auction drafts. You spend all of your money on A-Rod and Pujols and then have shit left over for the...
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In desperate need of a Mexican
Replies: 15
Views: 1326

RACK Wags and e.... sound advice from both 'senior landscape technicians'. :)
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many assholes do we have on this board?
Replies: 29
Views: 2245

GrizBearStare wrote:
Derron wrote:been trying to perfect his asshole thing for a long time


:shock:


Good catch. Dude seems to have put in a lot of work... on the subject.
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Are they insane?
Replies: 18
Views: 1741

Calculated risk? Or was this just the luck of what's left against your $$$. Auction drafts sssssuck. My pic-bit also took that risk on Carson. Of course, I took all the credit. Auction drafts have very little to do with luck. There's a heck of a lot more strategy involved than just picking. Anyone ...
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Are they insane?
Replies: 18
Views: 1741

ChargerMike wrote:what is that "Title" above his avatar. :wink:

Not impressed. I was in two T1B leagues last year. I finished 1st and 2nd. The league I didn't win... I had a 12-1 record going into the playoffs, averaged 8 more pts/game than the next best team, and lost in the Finals on a fluke.
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Are they insane?
Replies: 18
Views: 1741

Word from one of my FFL email updates. It's April and you're getting Fantasy Football Updates? :lol: I can picture it now... a bunch of bespectacled rotogeeks on FoxSports at 3:00 a.m. tomorrow morning... "OOOhhh... let's analyze how this weekend's NFL draft affects your picks come late Aug.&q...
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What channel is the NFL Draft on?
Replies: 9
Views: 1287

I would have deleted that post too, MGO....

I'm sure B-Smacked was waiting in the wings with something about "recognizing sarcasm"...
by UCant#2
Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Are they insane?
Replies: 18
Views: 1741

They won't get anything better than a 2nd round pick. Most likely a 3rd.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

If you mean... smacking that meatball you lobbed at me onto Lansdowne St ala Manny Fucking Ramirez, yeah, I'm having trouble with your sarcasm.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

Sorry, but I don't feel like dumbing down my take for you. Actually, you couldn't "dumb down" your posts any further than what comes naturally. Color me shocked the day you're capable of "smartening them up". I guess you'll have to do what you do best, not post. Wow. Is there an...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption time
Replies: 16
Views: 1949

Re: Caption time

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060427/capt.paks10404271804.diet_hospital_kids_paks104.jpg B-Smacked, hands surgically sewn to her masssive legs so she won't jerk off the nearest dog anymore, looks on anxiously as some doctor tries to make sense of the take she wishes to have posted ...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

What you don't understand is that I was replying to UCanrunapickscontest, who postulated that if you are looking for people to catch the implied meaning of your posts, then you suck. Is the irony of that sinking in yet? To some of us, it is. There's a marked difference between doing something on pu...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: ChargerGirl tryouts
Replies: 16
Views: 1604

Paul... it's all about the 314. Don't you know? Bitch even has a band-aid on her stomach where my tsunami load bruised her ribs... from the inside.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3770

Goober McTuber wrote:but James has previously expressed his undying love and admiration for Miss Molly.

Link? :lol: For real?
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

You can infer all the rest. Wrong. Debating is all about having the ability to hammer home your point. BOARD BITCHES depend upon their opponent to "understand" that which they are incapable of laying out in a well thought out, cogent take. Someday, B-Smacked, you'll "get it". Or...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [!] Check out the udders on this beast [!]
Replies: 7
Views: 1306

Jerkovich wrote:So you switched to veiny dicks? :o

Says the faggot who includes an emoticon with its mouth wide open in anticipation of said veiny dick.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bwahahahaha
Replies: 20
Views: 2337

Re: bwahahahaha

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Drinking Habits: On occasion

:meds:!!

Unless this fucking vegetable means intravenously, I'm calling bullshit.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

Maybe while you're at it, you might begin to see where you tripped yourself up. Actually, you're the one who tripped herself up. You can't decide whether or not your argument is based solely on the "spread"... or does it also include the fact that the event takes place in NYC... and/or th...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2444

Oh my... lookie here... Be-Smacked has waylaid another "victim" with his "quicksand".
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3770

Jay in Phoenix wrote:And this shot was from BEFORE the first movie...

That's great, dude. How does that relate to your viewing pleasure of the movie in question?
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Need A Good Laugh?
Replies: 7
Views: 667

m2 wrote:there's a reason I was glossed...

Does anyone here speak windchimes? Does this mean "all coked up with half of San FagCrisco up your manchute"?
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: ChargerGirl tryouts
Replies: 16
Views: 1604

314...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The All-Unsung Hero Team (all time)
Replies: 89
Views: 4191

Where did you enter into the equation in this thread? That's right, you didn't. Oh, and Goobs...that was funny. Nice effort. It's not a draw, though, and still NONE! shall pass. :lol: Define irony... a poster racking another poster for Monty Python's Black Knight bit and in the same post dismissing...
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3770

That's funny... I remember her being a pasty-skinned, average looking, red-head in the first one... WITH NO TITTIES.


:meds:
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Tony Snow will make the perfect Press Secretary
Replies: 19
Views: 1705

mothster wrote:rack tony bein a slumpbuster--------

rush bimbo/bill o'reilly

I thought you were banned. :cry:
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3770

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:2 was better than 1.

Just sayin'.

The first one was on par with Anchorman as being one of the worst pieces of shit of all-time. I see no reason to discuss this topic further.

Oh btw -- Dunst is a skinny average looking bettie with no titties... I don't see the appeal there either.
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Tony Snow will make the perfect Press Secretary
Replies: 19
Views: 1705

BSmack wrote:Ankle biting.
If someone decides to send a zinger your way, it isn't because they're melting or ankling or whatever other pet phrases you board bitches are so fond of. Maybe, just maybe... you're just a terrible poster. Food for thought, Bri...

Good luck with the contest you refered to...
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Tony Snow will make the perfect Press Secretary
Replies: 19
Views: 1705

Your posts reek worse than his colostomy bag. Props.
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The All-Unsung Hero Team (all time)
Replies: 89
Views: 4191

Don Quixote Wagon wrote:You should be thanking me, dumbass...for garnering you so much attention.

Actually, you should be thanking me for letting the board give you so much attention.
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bret Favre to play next year
Replies: 12
Views: 1093

Th wrote:Favre really should hang it up.
Hater. :meds:

It's not as sexy as Aaron's HR record, but it's something.

Also, if the Packers wish, they could always cut him. I mean... you do know that, right? In fact, I'd laugh my ass off if they did.
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Finally...
Replies: 2
Views: 464

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060425/tc_nm/media_cbs_radio_dc_13 In a first-time ever talent-sharing deal between commercial and subscription radio, CBS Corp. is bringing XM Satellite Radio bad boys "Opie & Anthony" back to terrestrial drive time to try to fill the gap left by shock joc...
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 3461

for a bunch of guys that you don't know. I see... Just because I don't play lead Rusty Trombone in the KC T1B Fagestra... just because I haven't mugged for the T1B camera, showing off the very toungue that has spooned the ballonknot of every KC fan who posts here.... just because I don't... "k...
by UCant#2
Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Finally...
Replies: 2
Views: 464

Finally...

Opie and Anthony are back. DLR should have been canned one hour into that trainwreck he passed off as a show. It was... painful. RACK my hour+ commute to/from Boston every day. RACK WOW. RACK Mayor Menino driving off of a bridge.
by UCant#2
Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Adios, Ricky Manning Jr.
Replies: 14
Views: 543

Don't worry, I'll be keeping you busy. Okay... I'm always pushing the envelope in this forum. And I'm actually a pretty big fan of yours. But your stance here... just plain stupid. "No N-bombs, you say? Fuck you... N, N, N, N, N, N, N, N, N, N-Bomb." You sound like a 3 year old...
by UCant#2
Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Arrington to the G-Men
Replies: 21
Views: 966

Patriots need all sorts of LB help and his name was never mentioned once.......... It' was bandied about WEEI by idiots fans all winter ... I actually made the "Whiner Line" one day by telling all Pats fans to stop with the Lavar bullshit. Dude is too stupid to comprehend Belichick's comp...
by UCant#2
Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 3461

I guess I didn't skim this thread very well. Not that I'm one to ever offer up excuses... but, this is my only post since last Thursday: I don't have time to look for them. Anyways, Aaron... if you can actually find a post of mine where I intimated my intentions were anything other than keeping trac...
by UCant#2
Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 3461

Ucant, your expertise in scoring efficiency is appreciated and welcome. Will you be keeping score? If so I can get piss drunk next weekend and wait until Monday to fuck up the results. TIA Rules? Scoring? Are you just counting JUST what number the player gets drafted at? Or... do you have to match ...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TV Shows Your Wife Watches that Make You Leave the Room
Replies: 31
Views: 2014

One night this past winter I was so sick, I literally couldn't get off of the couch. The O/L tortured me for a full hour with Gilmore Girls . About halfway through the show, I screamed at her, "Why must you torture me with this bullshit!!?? Can't you see I'm already in enough pain?!?!" The...
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charities that you can't say no to!!
Replies: 24
Views: 2391

DMike316 wrote:Probably the same fukker who jacked Jokey's float tube.
:lol:

Oh man... if anyone has access to the whole thing, please post it. Probably the funniest story ever told on these boards.
by UCant#2
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The All-Unsung Hero Team (all time)
Replies: 89
Views: 4191

Pat Tilley.



RACK ME.

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