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- Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
- Replies: 113
- Views: 7596
yes
I've noticed that black people are kind of stupid.
- Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail
- Replies: 97
- Views: 6436
Re: hmmm
Who wants to know? Would my opinion mean more to you if it was rapped to you on BET?Risa wrote:
Which coward poster is this?
After all Lohan is just keepin it real.
- Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail
- Replies: 97
- Views: 6436
hmmm
She needs to learn a lesson.
Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.
Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.
- Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: everything is FUCKED
- Replies: 49
- Views: 4137
nice
It's kind of nice to be the 2nd "least-abled" on this site.
Thanks, douchefag.
-QmcW
P.S. Hawking doesn't count. Dude is like all smart and shit.
Thanks, douchefag.
-QmcW
P.S. Hawking doesn't count. Dude is like all smart and shit.
- Wed May 23, 2007 1:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Kraut McWheels?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 622
aww jesus christ
I'll have more on this later. This is gonna take a while to sort out. These goddam SS sons of bitches think I'm German, since all I was yelling was "NIEN!!!!" as they took me down. I put up a hell of a fight, though. I must have held them off for 7-8 seconds. I'm pretty psyched. The only o...
- Mon May 14, 2007 5:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Open for Business
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2509
cool!
OK, here's one:
Can you help my legs so I can walk again?
Also, I have a touch of alcoholism. I'm like a "shop-aholic" except with booze.
Can you help my legs so I can walk again?
Also, I have a touch of alcoholism. I'm like a "shop-aholic" except with booze.
- Thu May 10, 2007 2:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This guy is my new hero
- Replies: 2
- Views: 596
- Wed May 09, 2007 3:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
- Replies: 82
- Views: 6845
- Mon May 07, 2007 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cinco de Mayo
- Replies: 5
- Views: 871
Cinco de Mayo
Man, did I get fukked up on Saturday. My brother in law and I started early, like 8:30 AM pounding tequila. Hey, look at me it's not like I got anything else to do. Anyway, things got pretty out of hand (as usual). I started taking out my frustrations on my sorry lot in life on my aunt's drywall. Co...
- Fri May 04, 2007 2:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3204
no
douchebag is a faggot.
also, water is wet.
also, water is wet.
- Tue May 01, 2007 3:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4736
I'm going to hit him in the FACE with my fucking FISTS. Whatever, you fat fuck. I've got a helmet. I'm having a Jim McMahon style visor installed on it so you won't be able to read my eyes. One head fake and BAM, you are fucked. I've been working on some new moves at the local skate park: http://im...
- Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4736
That does it. Here's my new plan: 1. Beat the holy hell out of pussbag and his backup dancers errr... I mean crew. 2. Give him my chair since he will need it more than I. That's it. Pretty simple. EDIT: I've souped up my fukking sled just for this. Check it out: http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/78...
- Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: First Baseball Practice
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3857
yeah
Ohhh man, love all the chatter about high school ball. I loved my playing days in little league. I was mostly a bullpen catcher/pinch runner but I was pretty fucking good. I remember the day I got called up from T-ball to the show cause Jason Knolte's birthday party was on the same day as one of our...
- Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Greeeeeeeeat...
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3858
- Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
- Replies: 124
- Views: 9666
- Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
- Replies: 124
- Views: 9666
- Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: $1000 lunch?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1494
Re: $1000 lunch?
Probably one who realizes that a $1000 meet and greet might grease the wheels enough to get that lucrative contract or favorable bill passed that will add $5 million to their company. ok, i get that. but you can't tell me there are THAT many lobbyists/etc out there. Anyway, at least you answered th...
- Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: $1000 lunch?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1494
$1000 lunch?
Politics, democrat, republican, blah, blah, blah.... So there is an article in the paper about Cheney bitching about this and that during some fundraising event. The article was about his political bent, and a throw away line of detail was that the lunch was $1000 per person. Forget Rep/Dem for a se...
- Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GGW: The Restaurant?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1165
- Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GGW: The Restaurant?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1165
Re: lame
You punching me in the face!?R-Jack wrote:
Then I guess we need life to shit on you a little more to restore your levels of self pity.
Perhaps someone could kick you in the mouth, knock out a couple of teeth, leaving you unable to use your typing wand. Would that work for ya weeble-wobble?
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!
- Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GGW: The Restaurant?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1165
lame
This thread is so pathetic that EVEN I feel sorry for you.
And I'm a goddam cripple.
And I'm a goddam cripple.
- Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: weekend
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2421
Smackie,
We all know you'll be spending the weekend watching Directv Ch 298.
directv channel listings
BTW, that helmet looks awesome. I only had a single bar facemask back in my HS kickoff coverage days.
We all know you'll be spending the weekend watching Directv Ch 298.
directv channel listings
BTW, that helmet looks awesome. I only had a single bar facemask back in my HS kickoff coverage days.
- Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: weekend
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2421
weekend
So what are you fags up to this weekend? I'm planning on getting blackout drunk watching the basketball games on Saturday. I will most likely have to read the paper on Sunday to see who won. I'll probably end up fucking up the drywall slamming my chair into the walls. If you have a cripple in your f...
- Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 300
- Replies: 100
- Views: 6417
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I got no problem with any of that whatsoever I got my chair rigged up with a spring loaded metal bar that swings out like the stop sign on a school bus when I activate it. It jams right into the spokes of someone next to me. I use it to stop fast breaks. Put em on the line to make ...
- Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do you know The Secret?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2547
Yo
Yeah I read that shit book all right. (Okay it was a book on tape, I can't manaully operate a book!) It's OK. I visualized my GOD DAMN legs working again.... over and over... no dice. Then I visualized my brother-in-law stopping by with a bottle of Jack, him helping me get black out drunk, running o...
- Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 300
- Replies: 100
- Views: 6417
gay
Golf is fucking gay.
Wheelchair hoops is where it's at.
Wheelchair hoops is where it's at.
- Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: question
- Replies: 3
- Views: 420
question
any of you assholes know how to get a troll approved over on thetrolls? shitheads aren't sending out verification emails. I want to challenge david copperfields cousin to a game of wheelchair hoops.
- Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Baseball songs
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1887
hmmm
If you guys need a pinch runner, count me in. I fucking steal bags like nobodys business. Not afraid to run over the catcher either, my chair goes pretty fast and I will take him out. The only problem is that if the bastard tags me out and sidesteps me. Without impacting the catcher or umpire there ...
- Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
- Replies: 108
- Views: 8096
yeaaahhh
Kwanzaa?
There's already AIDS awareness day.
There's already AIDS awareness day.
- Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iverson traded
- Replies: 23
- Views: 928
Iverson traded
Denver Noggets.
- Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: hiker update
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1409
hiker update
False alarm.
Once this stupid fucker warmed back up:
He was fine:
Once this stupid fucker warmed back up:
He was fine:
- Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: U&L Survival Essentials
- Replies: 45
- Views: 3013
yo dog
if you're a guy who snapped his spine kicking some MAJOR ass on your HS football kickoff coverage unit, don't forget:
Extra battery for motorized wheelchair
Chains for tires
Someone who can fucking swap that shit out for you
Extra battery for motorized wheelchair
Chains for tires
Someone who can fucking swap that shit out for you
- Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: MNF Bears Rams!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1208
Re: MNF Bears Rams!
Straws, man.BSmack wrote:
So if you can't grab a fucking remote, how do you manage to get drunk?
Just can't call the hostess a cunt or I'm stuck there like an annoying piece of furniture that won't shut up.
- Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: MNF Bears Rams!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1208
MNF Bears Rams!
So who's gonna win this NFC showdown tonight? I'm psyched to watch this one. I'm gonna put on my Derrick Thomas jersey, pick up my buddy Mike Utley and head over to Dennis Byrd's house. I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called ...
- Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American sport comes to the UK
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1623
yo
UK? more like U Gay.
If I could run or walk I wouldn't play soccer.
If I could run or walk I wouldn't play soccer.
- Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Which relative got drunk at thanksgiving?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2014
yo
I got fucking trashed on Thanksgiving. It's cool though, man. I'm already in a wheelchair so people just assume I'm retarded and start helping me eat and shit. I'm all "I WAAAANNTTT TACO BELLL YOOOUU FAAAGGGOOOTTSSS!!!" and at a hoilday gathering, people practically fight over who can be &...
- Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I have 339 pms in my inbox
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5070
dude
Rozy,
I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.
I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.
- Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I know these are ugly...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1112
- Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the hell is wrong with drivers?!
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6531
I feel your pain, bro. People walk right in front of me all the time and I have to slam on the god damn brakes. I was battling the crowds of people at Best Buy on Friday and more than one asshole totally cut me off, then stared at me. They were either glaring at me or just staring cause I'm crippled...
- Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: high school football playoff fun
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1621
yeaaahhh
Good one Limpy. Love the OJ jokes. I remember going to see Naked Gun in the movie theater. Great Flick. Classic, man classic. After the show ended I go to leave and my battery is low. The incline was too much for the amount of juice left so I was fucking stuck in there. Good thing I liked that movie...