Christmas presents...for Annie, Stan, and Porky

[The State]

I always thought Porky started threads about San Francisco because he loves "scat" (it's his sexual fetish), is a closet homo and has a crush on a certain poster that he always posts about but "allegedly" has on ignore.

This may be true, but that's NOT why Porky, Eat a Penis, and Stan have amped up their talk and threads about San Francisco over the last few weeks or so.


The real reason ?

They've been Ovulating !!!


Porky being a white "whale" genetically had a sixth sense about what was coming to San Francisco. Eat a Penis and Stanley probably just got a contact hard-on from reading Porky's posts and their love of cock.


Why you may ask have I brought up this disturbing news ? Well, except for the three cock lovers.

I accidentally intercepted a PM between a couple of them a few days ago.








Then I turned on the local news yesterday and had my retina detach for a moment as I was blindsided by what I saw... and then knew exactly what the "Three Cock Loving Amigo's" had been talking about.


What was it you may ask... Well, you're being warned. This might be a good time to turn around and head out of this thread if you know what's good for you.



This is what floated up on the coast a few miles north of San Francisco...













Thousands of 10-Inch Pulsing “Penis Fish” Stranded on a California Beach




https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/f ... ndex.html
https://baynature.org/2019/12/10/natura ... ia-beach/



It seems a few of our posters have received and opened their Christmas presents earlier than the rest of us.

[EAP]

I always thought Porky started threads about San Francisco because he loves "scat" (it's his sexual fetish), is a closet homo and has a crush on a certain poster that he always posts about but "allegedly" has on ignore.

This may be true, but that's NOT why Porky, Eat a Penis, and Stan have amped up their talk and threads about San Francisco over the last few weeks or so.


The real reason ?

They've been Ovulating !!!


Porky being a white "whale" genetically had a sixth sense about what was coming to San Francisco. Eat a Penis and Stanley probably just got a contact hard-on from reading Porky's posts and their love of cock.


Why you may ask have I brought up this disturbing news ? Well, except for the three cock lovers.

I accidentally intercepted a PM between a couple of them a few days ago.








Then I turned on the local news yesterday and had my retina detach for a moment as I was blindsided by what I saw... and then knew exactly what the "Three Cock Loving Amigo's" had been talking about.


What was it you may ask... Well, you're being warned. This might be a good time to turn around and head out of this thread if you know what's good for you.



This is what floated up on the coast a few miles north of San Francisco...













Thousands of 10-Inch Pulsing “Penis Fish” Stranded on a California Beach




https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/f ... ndex.html
https://baynature.org/2019/12/10/natura ... ia-beach/



It seems a few of our posters have received and opened their Christmas presents earlier than the rest of us.

A "chik fil a" loyalist such as myself, would have nothing to do with that.
But I obviously can't speak for the others in here who would love to swim in a sea of cocks.

[Innocent Bystander]

All that proves is that god didn't intend parents to mutilate their baby boys via bris. But at least Jergens and Johnson&Johnson get extra profits, right?

[The State]

Porky's getting a hard-on.

I don't think I've EVER seen him post so many shit pictures at one time. Of course, SCAT lovers are a sick bunch with a sexual depravity.

I think he liked his Christmas present.