COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*

[EAP]

but his complete failure is there and recorded for history.

Yep

Jsc wrote, "complete failure".
And softball said "yep".

We saved this pure low IQ stupidity, so both of you can be ridiculed for years to come!

Many Democrats have now been praising the president.
Yesterday was the day that the election in November has been decided, whether you believe it or not.

Good luck with your delusional thinking!!!!!

[EAP]

Question: why isn't Africa also looking like North Italy?

Because Africa is behind Italy in terms of date of exposure. There is not a racial distinction to this virus. Africa, and the rest of the world, could easily follow Italy's example.

I urge all of you to take this virus seriously.

There ain't shit I can do about it. I'm worried about my parents, not myself.

I live in an apartment complex, which is asking to be fucked, and I'm still in a better situation than living in the deep Bush. I should show BP the pictures of water quality in some of the places I've been -- strictly because there was no one qualified (or sober) to run water treatment. Make Flint look like Fiji.

Word on the board which will remain nameless is that a number of Australians and New Zealanders coming back from the US are testing positive. However, this is the official breakdown:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/arti ... d=12316883

(EAP, all that German constitution talk is bunk.) Why weren't they caught in the US?

China and Africa have been trading since Europe was living in caves. However, the new situation with China investing in Africa has been going down since 1999? How long has China colonized North Italy?

https://qz.com/africa/1680094/why-chine ... -to-china/

How much testing is going down in Africa, to make sure it isn't already Italy?

And finally: you gonna be alright? You're actually high risk. Don't get sick, man.

IB.
I thought you lived within the arctic circle.
How do you not have access to delicious fresh water?
The majority of fresh water on earth, nearly 68%, is from glaciers and ice caps.
Just make sure you use a PUR water filter pitcher from target.
Just to be safe.

[Innocent Bystander]

Hi EAP, water still needs to be treated. And when fishery season hits, the fisheries and boats are given precedence over residential access to water... at least in the region I was in before.

Power outages and no access to running water on a rolling basis can be normal. Nepotism, graft and the inability to find someone locally who can pass a drug test/breathalyzer who still would want the job are more normal.

Got additional filters last night. I pay out of pocket for filters and bottled water up here; the water treatment here is actually good, better than many; but the pipes in this building are old.

[Bucmonkey]

Hi EAP, water still needs to be treated. And when fishery season hits, the fisheries and boats are given precedence over residential access to water... at least in the region I was in before.

Power outages and no access to running water on a rolling basis can be normal. Nepotism, graft and the inability to find someone locally who can pass a drug test/breathalyzer who still would want the job are more normal.

Got additional filters last night. I pay out of pocket for filters and bottled water up here; the water treatment here is actually good, better than many; but the pipes in this building are old.

Pure fucking bullshit asshole.

[Innocent Bystander]

Hi EAP, water still needs to be treated. And when fishery season hits, the fisheries and boats are given precedence over residential access to water... at least in the region I was in before.

Power outages and no access to running water on a rolling basis can be normal. Nepotism, graft and the inability to find someone locally who can pass a drug test/breathalyzer who still would want the job are more normal.

Got additional filters last night. I pay out of pocket for filters and bottled water up here; the water treatment here is actually good, better than many; but the pipes in this building are old.

Pure fucking bullshit asshole.

:? Hi, Buc. Which part?

[EAP]

Hi EAP, water still needs to be treated. And when fishery season hits, the fisheries and boats are given precedence over residential access to water... at least in the region I was in before.

Power outages and no access to running water on a rolling basis can be normal. Nepotism, graft and the inability to find someone locally who can pass a drug test/breathalyzer who still would want the job are more normal.

Got additional filters last night. I pay out of pocket for filters and bottled water up here; the water treatment here is actually good, better than many; but the pipes in this building are old.

Pure fucking bullshit asshole.

:? Hi, Buc. Which part?

IB.
Don't worry, he's so excited about Tom Brady becoming his new QB, that he's drunk as fuck..
So take what he says with a grain of salt.

[Screw_Michigan]

This is a sobering article:

https://dnyuz.com/2020/03/20/the-best-c ... the-worst/

It is written by a long-time prog-tard with an axe to grind. We'll see if it is true. I hope not.

Thanks for sharing

[Softball Bat]

The Masters have extended your tax deadline to -----> July 15.

They are printing up UNLIMITED money to give to the banks (and others) -- and are printing money up so that they can hand it out to Joe Citizen who is holed up in his home.

Just printing it up.

Magic!


But they think you are going to send your taxes in?

Are you?




LMAO!!

[EAP]

The Masters have extended your tax deadline to -----> July 15.

They are printing up UNLIMITED money to give to the banks (and others) -- and are printing money up so that they can hand it out to Joe Citizen who is holed up in his home.

Just printing it up.

Magic!


But they think you are going to send your taxes in?

Are you?




LMAO!!

The Masters has been postponed till July 15th.
Tiger woods won't be able to play, his back is out again.

[Screw_Michigan]

The Masters have extended your tax deadline to -----> July 15.

They are printing up UNLIMITED money to give to the banks (and others) -- and are printing money up so that they can hand it out to Joe Citizen who is holed up in his home.

Just printing it up.

Magic!


But they think you are going to send your taxes in?

Are you?




LMAO!!

I already did. I also got my fed refund back.

But I have NOT received my DC refund back. They're usually pretty bad about it, usually 4 weeks to get it, but i just passed the four week mark and I'm pretty pessimistic about getting my DC refund back, even though city finances have been A+ for a decade and their bond rating was specatcuarl. As you know, everything has changed.

[Screw_Michigan]

The Masters

[EAP]

The Masters

Should be on everyone's bucket list.
No place like it.
The pictures, as beautiful and "postcard like" as they are, still don't do it justice.
A true sanctuary. Hallowed ground.
The "Golden Bear's" win here in 86' is still one of the most amazing moments in the history of sports.

[Carson]

This week, we’re learning that any effort to flatten the COVID-19 curve in the United States must account for one crucial demographic: dipshits. Dipshits are everywhere - if a bar or restaurant or gym or beach is open, they will flock to it, flouting public health advisories. They are not limited to one city or state or region. In many cases, the dipshits continue to move around the country freely while everyone else stays put.



For the good of society, we must take decisive action against the dipshits and force them to disperse. But we shouldn’t rely on the police or the military, who would risk exposure to the virus if we put them on dipshit duty.



We need to call in the geese.



According to Fish and Wildlife Service estimates, there are approximately 5-6 million Canadian geese in North America. As of now, there’s no evidence that birds can carry COVID-19. All we have to do is round them up into squadrons and deploy them wherever dipshits gather.



That fake Irish bar where the younds are packed in to pay too much for a whiskey sour? Closed, on account of unbearable honking and biting. The restaurant that’s defiantly stayed open to serve the olds who insist they’re not going to let some surgeon general ruin date night? HONK FLAP SHIT HONK CLOSED. The beaches? Friends, we’re gonna make The Birds look like a kids movie.



The dipshits will say this isn’t fair, that we’re infringing on their dipshit rights. They are welcome to sue the geese, because guess what happens when you try to depose a goose? That’s right: More honking and flapping and biting and pooping. Better to just stay inside and avoid the geese altogether. Frustrating to have to deal with someone who won’t listen to reason, isn’t it dipshits?

[Innocent Bystander]

Carson, I will tell you right now that's not fair.

It is an infringement. Americans are not a hive mind, as the Chinese are stereotyped to be. Americans are goyim -- cattle -- which is different.

You have the benefit of living in Greece, with access to European media.

America's whole schtick is 'independence' and 'show me' (s'up, missourivscal) and 'israel is always right because the bible' and 'cop/military worship'. The CDC, the WHO, the world community are retarded if they expect Americans to blindly follow orders without satisfying one of those four.

Americans only blindly follow Israel and the thin blue line*. Period.

Americans have been fed -- and are continuing to be fed -- a bunch of bullshit designed to minimize panic and minimize questioning. The amount of mixed messages being presented by the media is unprecedented.

Do not tell Americans this shit is dangerous... so dangerous it can be defeated by merely washing one's hands.

Do not tell Americans it is important to maintain social distance ... while tightly packed together for television shots.

Do not feed Americans Chinese numbers and Chinese propaganda as if both were gospel.

Do not tell Americans who live paycheck to paycheck in at will jobs without socialized medicine to blow off work indefinitely because of a fever accompanied by sniffles and a sore throat.

You want Americans to take this seriously, white Americans will have to start dramatically dying*, or be paid.

[EAP]

Carson lives in Greece???

He is the dipshit.
Hey Carson?
Don't know how aware you are, but over half the country still believes in liberty and our Bill of rights.
The OTHER half, blue voters, the left wing socialists, they are weak minded low IQ sheep.
Got it now?
We Reagan conservatives are a different breed altogether.

As for Greece? Aren't you guys the lazy entitled faggotts that the European union had to throw life preservers at, to keep you from drowning in your own shit and piss?

If you live over there, how the fuck do you have the nerve to point fingers at us?

[Kierland]

trust the process
liberty, like a drug war
flood the zone
bots are good cause they type a lot of stuff
it doesn't matter if it is true or not

sin,
88deadplp

[EAP]

trust the process
liberty, like a drug war
flood the zone
bots are good cause they type a lot of stuff
it doesn't matter if it is true or not

sin,
88deadplp

Says the guy who lies a lot.

[Kierland]

Name one.

[EAP]

Name one.

You said that trump called "all" mexicans drug dealers rapists and murderers.
A lie.

Trump actually said "some" illegals crossing the border are drug dealers rapists and murderers.
The truth.

You said that trump grabbing em" by the pussy is evidence of assault.
A lie.

Trump said "they let you".
In legal terms, "they let you" is not assault.
The truth.

You said that trump called the virus a hoax.
He NEVER called the virus a hoax.

Give me more time.
And I've got at least 50 examples of you lying about trump and 88.
This board is littered with your lies.

[BSmack]

]The Masters has been postponed till July 15th.
Tiger woods won't be able to play, his back is out again.

It won't even be possible to play Augusta National in July. It pretty much browns right out. I mean I supposed to try to figure out like some kind of guy thing to make it like the first British Open played in the United States. But I don't think the R&A would be down with that. I hope they play it for me for my father's sake. He got final round tickets this year for the first time ever, and if he doesn't get to go he's going to wind up like the bishop on Caddyshack.

https://youtu.be/DEKyx_eTxBQ

[Kierland]

Name one.

You said that trump called "all" mexicans drug dealers rapists and murderers.
A lie.

Trump actually said "some" illegals crossing the border are drug dealers rapists and murderers.
The truth.

You said that trump grabbing em" by the pussy is evidence of assault.
A lie.

Trump said "they let you".
In legal terms, "they let you" is not assault.
The truth.

You said that trump called the virus a hoax.
He NEVER called the virus a hoax.

Give me more time.
And I've got at least 50 examples of you lying about trump and 88.
This board is littered with your lies.

Name one, means links you insufferable twat. Not shit made up in your head.

[EAP]

Name one.

You said that trump called "all" mexicans drug dealers rapists and murderers.
A lie.

Trump actually said "some" illegals crossing the border are drug dealers rapists and murderers.
The truth.

You said that trump grabbing em" by the pussy is evidence of assault.
A lie.

Trump said "they let you".
In legal terms, "they let you" is not assault.
The truth.

You said that trump called the virus a hoax.
He NEVER called the virus a hoax.

Give me more time.
And I've got at least 50 examples of you lying about trump and 88.
This board is littered with your lies.

Name one, means links you insufferable twat. Not shit made up in your head.

Links?
Like when you link to left wing sources and try to pass it off as truth?
Buwaha

You can deny the bullshit that's come out of your mouth over the past few years since trump has been president, BUT the entire board knows better.

Even right now you're lying.
Lying about the three types of crashes.
Lying about how European socialism is great.

As soon as your tiny little girl fingers begin to stroke the keys,
Lying is imminent.

[Kierland]

So in other words you were lying. Gotcha.

[EAP]

So in other words you were lying. Gotcha.

It takes a liar to know a liar.
I'm about to put some prime steaks on the grill.
We like it medium rare.

Why do I get the feeling you take yours well done and burnt?

Dumb is dumb.
You fit right in with the blue voters who also get steak, well done. Even though they can't afford steaks to begin with.

[Kierland]

So in other words, you got nothing.

Trump likes burnt steak.

Your troll sucks.

[EAP]

So in other words, you got nothing.

Trump likes burnt steak.

Your troll sucks.

All Ray Gun conservatives get it bloody rare, we are carnivores.
You green eating smelly arm pit man-haters don't eat meat.
You're vegan pussies.

You probably drive a Prius and park in handicapped spaces as you make distorted handicapped faces.

[Kierland]

Trust the process
Even when it short circuits

Sin,
88trolls

[Innocent Bystander]

All Ray Gun conservatives get it bloody rare, we are carnivores.

Ezra, that reminds me: Why do cacs refuse to cook food through thoroughly? What is the cultural reasoning for inviting parasites into your gut?

What don't you like about cooked meat? What makes raw meat better?

[mvscal]

Rare isn't raw.

[Kierland]

Raw is almost always better than rare.

[Innocent Bystander]

Rare isn't raw.

Yes it is. If it ain't cooked through, it ain't cooked. Might as well just eat it straight off the hoof.

[Innocent Bystander]

Raw is almost always better than rare.

Dude... no.

[EAP]

Rare isn't raw.

Yes it is. If it ain't cooked through, it ain't cooked. Might as well just eat it straight off the hoof.

Oh, you mean just wipe it's ass and plate it?
Why even bother wiping it's ass?

[Innocent Bystander]

Rare isn't raw.

Yes it is. If it ain't cooked through, it ain't cooked. Might as well just eat it straight off the hoof.

Oh, you mean just wipe it's ass and plate it?
Why even bother wiping it's ass?

shutyomouth, your thoughts?

[Screw_Michigan]

Raw is almost always better than rare.

Why would you eat raw beef?

[Kierland]

Carpaccio is tasty.

[EAP]

Raw is almost always better than rare.

Why would you eat raw beef?

Because it is delicious. Have you ever eaten sushi?

The closest he's come to sushi, would be the "filet O' fish sandwich at McDonald's.
Don't laugh, it's actually "wild caught" Alaskan Pollock.

Don't try calling me out on this, I've thoroughly researched where they source it from.
It is indeed wild Alaskan Pollock.

Funny, because most legitimate high end restaurants use plain old farm raised fish.

[Screw_Michigan]

Because it is delicious. Have you ever eaten sushi?

Of course. I could see it being a delicacy like sushi. I was thinking of a "full size" steak for some reason.

[Kierland]

You could make a full sized steak into carpaccio easy.

[EAP]

You could make a full sized steak into carpaccio easy.

You guys discussing culinary arts, is like shutyomouth preaching about cleanliness.