5 Items

[Softball Bat]

You are going to create a time capsule -- to be opened in the year 2099.

List the five items you intend to place in your capsule.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

[Get fucked]

get fucked

[EAP]

You are going to create a time capsule -- to be opened in the year 2099.

List the five items you intend to place in your capsule.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Everything's digital now. So time capsules aren't what they used to be.
I'd put things that are timeless.

1. Elvis Presley- the sun sessions.

2. The Godfather I and II
Braveheart

3. Ronald Reagan and the
politics of freedom.

4. Beethovan- Symphonies I-9
Berlin philharmonic.

5. Condoleeza Rice- No Higher
Honor

[Softball Bat]

1. A $20 bill

2. A pay phone

3. A video (if they can play it) of a 2016 Republican debate

4. A tennis racquet

5. A 2020 Time Magazine

[EAP]

1. A $20 bill

2. A pay phone

3. A video (if they can play it) of a 2016 Republican debate

4. A tennis racquet

5. A 2020 Time Magazine

As the board's resident clinical psychologist, let me examine your time capsule. Free of charge of course.

1. $20 bill.
Very pedestrian of you.
Although discontinued in 1969, the $1000 dollar bill would've been a BOLDER statement.

2. Pay phone.
A dinosaur. If we still had them today, the death toll from covid 19 would've been in the millions just in the USA alone!

3. Video of the 2016 R debate.
Here's where my insights into your lack of critical thinking come in handy.
The republican debate may have been a 3 ring circus, BUT, IT WAS AUTHENTIC. Meaning they really went after one another, really criticized one another.
Which is what we want, no fake and phoney pussy-footing around.
Which is what the democrat debate between Hillary and Bernie was all about.
Two phoney fake left wing government control socialists, coddling each other.
A REAL HONEST debate would've seen Bernie ripping her asshole over her destruction of government property under subpoena. But no.
Instead, the country was treated to bullshit propaganda, moderated by left wing propagandists, chuck todd, rachel maddow and Anderson Cooper.
So, my professional opinion is that you're a fraud for not pointing out this complete sham.

4. Tennis racquet.
Too vague. Had you of put Graf's racquet from her grand slam? Or Borg's racquet from his 5th consecutive Wimbledon win?
Or Federer's racquet from his record setting major? You'd of had something really special.

5. 2020 Time magazine.
As it stands, Time is a left wing rag written by leftist snowflakes.
No different from newsweek, or Rolling Stone or the New Yorker magazine, etc .....
You might as well have put a Playboy Magazine in there. Even though it's always been left wing as well, at least you get beautiful female bodies.

Well, there you have it. My list was honest, authentic.
But, who am I to judge your choices. You probably had some good GOT DAMN reasons for your choices.

[Mikey]

A vinyl copy of Europe 72

A small bundle of dried salvia apiana

Mr Natural No 3

One of my Goose Saved the Game buttons



A vial of my semen

[Kierland]

A vial of my semen

I did not know we could include food.

Sin,
Eat A Penis

[EAP]

A vinyl copy of Europe 72

A small bundle of dried salvia apiana

Mr Natural No 3

One of my Goose Saved the Game buttons



A vial of my semen

Goose wasn't half the pitcher Mariano was.

[EAP]

A vial of my semen

I did not know we could include food.

Sin,
Eat A Penis

As a Christian man, I take issue with that insult, and throw that semen right back in your face where it belongs.

[Kierland]

So IKYABWAI. Great post 88.

[EAP]

So IKYABWAI. Great post 88.

No no no, you misunderstood my response.
I'm a Christian. You're not.
So naturally you're perfectly ok with having your face splattered with hot jizz.

[Kierland]

No I got that you posted an IKYABWAI.

[Mikey]

Goose wasn't half the pitcher Mariano was.

So what?

You’re not half the man Caitlyn Jenner is.

[EAP]

Goose wasn't half the pitcher Mariano was.

So what?

You’re not half the man Caitlyn Jenner is.

you're not 1/5 the man Peter North is.

[Softball Bat]

A vial of my semen

I posted this thread at Stucknut and JungleSlayer wrote...

5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

:)

[EAP]

A vial of my semen

I posted this thread at Stucknut and JungleSlayer wrote...

5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

:)

Again, a pedestrian half assed effort. Why not be bold and along with the fart, include the diarrhea as well? Go whole hog so to speak. You're putting a little something of yourself under the ground for a couple centuries, why not go big, HUGE?

Take a page out of the trump doctrine and GO BIG LARGE AND IN YOUR FACE!
It took him from a small local company in queens NY, all the way to the PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Otherwise, you'll remain small time putzes and grocery clerks.
Not even a grocery clerk, but an errand boy for grocery clerks.

[Screw_Michigan]

So what?

You’re not half the man Caitlyn Jenner is.

I laffed.

Along with Schmikety, make that two posters here who are envious of Caitlyn Jenner's junk.

[Slap]

5. A 2020 Time Magazine

I would replace that with a copy of Black Tail magazine.