93 year old Buzzed Aldrin...

[Softball Bat]

is not dead.

He got married last Friday, for the 4th time.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64359316









Aldrin's new wife is 63 years old.

[LTS TRN 2]

Bless good Buzz with all the love we might imbide in a hug of a friend who dared to try to tell the truth. Yes, Buzz is honest in in his late night repose--"We saw ..we did not understand...but we're on board with the orders.."--and to this day he maintains, while enjoying the natural fruits of human life--like a beautiful (younger) woman, that he "landed on the moon"..and all of the ensuing careful coverup.

Gee...we haven't shown any interest or effort to going back to the moon for, what, fifty years?

[Screw_Michigan]

Wonder if ol' Buzz got a prenup.

[Kierland]

You are the most saccharine, toe the line douche I’ve ever met. Have you ever had an original thought? Ever?

[Rootbeer]

Looks like he married Madonna. The new Madonna, not the old one you remember.

[BSmack]

I would be happy to be 93 and fucking anything. Since when do you fuckers have standards?

[Diego in Seattle]

I would be happy to be 93 and fucking anything. Since when do you fuckers have standards?

Who says that they don't have standards?

Doesn't having a pulse qualify as having a standard?