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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 12:46 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:10 am

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:29 am

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:35 am

How about a real one...

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 2:25 pm

r/therightcantmeme

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:22 pm

Pretty weak sauce there, counselor. Prepare to be disappointed all over again.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:32 am

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:41 pm I like presidential candidates who are not facing 34 felonies and 136 years in prison, so far.

And when he is acquitted of those charges assuming they aren't all dismissed upon motion? Needless to say, he wouldn't spend 136 seconds in prison even if he was convicted.

Are you not even the least bit concerned about the precedent being set for charging a former President of the United States and current presidential candidate with the criminal equivalent of jaywalking? If you want to play things that way, OK. Just don't come crying to me when Pedo Joe is shambling around with his prolapsed colon spooling out over his ankles.

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:03 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:32 am

Are you not even the least bit concerned about the precedent being set for charging a former President of the United States and current presidential candidate with the criminal equivalent of jaywalking?

He's not, because he's in Stage IV of TDS

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:11 am

Hey General Peters, how the hell did you escape going to jail like those other miscreants at pedo.net?

Like Schmick and Russ and CA and spray etc.?

Do tell.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:35 am

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:42 am
If a president -- or anyone else, regardless of political party, age, gender, wealth, race, religion, or any other demographic -- has committed a crime, then they should be prosecuted, and if found guilty, punished.

Pious twaddle and intellectually dishonest. You know quite well that Bragg wouldn't have wasted a New York minute on any of this stupid crap on anyone not named Donald Trump. He did, after all, base his entire campaign for office on prosecuting Trump for...something...anything. Orange Man Bad!!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:54 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:35 am Pious twaddle and intellectually dishonest. You know quite well that Bragg wouldn't have wasted a New York minute on any of this stupid crap on anyone not named Donald Trump. He did, after all, base his entire campaign for office on prosecuting Trump for...something...anything. Orange Man Bad!!!

Al Capone was a saint who just forgot to pay his taxes properly.

Sincerely,
Mvscunt

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:00 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:35 am
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:42 am
If a president -- or anyone else, regardless of political party, age, gender, wealth, race, religion, or any other demographic -- has committed a crime, then they should be prosecuted, and if found guilty, punished.
Pious twaddle and intellectually dishonest. You know quite well that Bragg wouldn't have wasted a New York minute on any of this stupid crap on anyone not named Donald Trump. He did, after all, base his entire campaign for office on prosecuting Trump for...something...anything. Orange Man Bad!!!

He’s guilty but if that bad black man didn’t hate him he would have gotten off scott free. Speaking of black men, I love their cocks.

Sin,
Pedokkkal

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 5:30 am

No, they found lots, including bleaching her server which contained thousands of classified documents. Including a fully verified falsification of the "Russian Hoax." And we can cite the bodies stacked like cord wood between Little Rock and the White House.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 7:21 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 11:22 pm Prepare to be disappointed all over again.

You mean from the Senate trials?

You're forgetting one tiny detail....

These jurors will be sitting in the courtroom at all times when evidence is presented. They won't be reading the newspaper, going into the hallways to do interviews with Faux News or whatever pseudo-news network. They'll actually see & hear the evidence. And not all of it has been released yet. Not even close.

Trump truly fucked himself.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 9:56 am

He fucked himself when he got the crazy idea that he could go to DC and wrestle power away from the republicrat career politicians.

He was an old rich dude with a giant private jet and a supermodel wife. If he had any sense, he'd have run out the clock playing golf and grabbin' pussy.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:04 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 9:56 am He fucked himself when he got the crazy idea that he could go to DC and wrestle power away from the republicrat career politicians.

He was an old rich dude with a giant private jet and a supermodel wife. If he had any sense, he'd have run out the clock playing golf and grabbin' pussy.

Not going to happen with a Grade A narcissist.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:40 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 9:56 am He fucked himself when he got the crazy idea that he could go to DC and wrestle power away from the republicrat career politicians.

He was an old rich dude with a giant private jet and a supermodel wife. If he had any sense, he'd have run out the clock playing golf and grabbin' pussy.

His wife was never a supermodel you orange dick sucking Nazi.

Donnie Baker's Ghost · Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:54 pm

KPG: White Flag..no wait... Yellow.

Yellow. Final answer.

Donnie Baker's Ghost · Wed Apr 05, 2023 6:57 pm

What differentiates between a model and a SuperModel? Is there a committee? Like the BCS? Where do they publish their results?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 7:57 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 6:57 pm What differentiates between a model and a SuperModel?

Supermodels wear capes.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:23 pm

She was a pornstar. She took naked photos and posted them on the Internet.

Shocking I know.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 10:32 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 8:23 pm She was a pornstar. She took naked photos and posted them on the Internet.

Prude.

I pissed off a childhood friend who LOVES everything Trump. I repeatedly questioned his describing Melania as classy and a first lady we could be proud of. How could he, a super religious nut, think highly of a golddigger porn model? He’s still mad at me.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 10:41 pm

Their kid is now 6' 7" and still growing...

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 11:10 pm

Meanwhile, this guy stopped growing immediately...

https://t.me/good78news/66839

https://t.me/rbc_news/71428

Donnie Baker's Ghost · Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:18 am

Looks like Barron could star as a young Lurch in an Addams family origin story.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 5:07 am

Trump's new missing child

Trump has a daughter in Spain that never got reconstructed like Ivanka did:

Dolores Leis

Trump's only comment when confronted with the irrefutable photographic evidence was: "Nice rack, and it probably isn't fake like Ivanka's. Unlike Ivanka, she looks like she is no stranger to an honest day's work. If she wasn't my daughter I'd probably nail her."

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 6:27 am

To begrudge the Scots is to take the wrong bet--everytime. :wink:

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:26 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:54 pm KPG: White Flag..no wait... Yellow.

Yellow. Final answer.

Wrong color you shit eating moron.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:11 am

Republicans have a Tranny fetish.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:57 pm

It’s their way of being able to search trans and just mistakenly jack off to the pics. Mixing their hate with a nut is their sick twisted way of getting off. They are freaks.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 8:37 pm

Jenner is a bit of a freak, and probably should have been charged with reckless manslaughter. But his taking a stand against men playnig in women's sports is a brave one. And it's important. How the low-life scum sucking punks here can pretend to ignore this is typical shameless drivel.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:23 am

Republicans when it comes to Gun Violence...

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:05 am

Guns are merely the means of killing. The act of killing and the reasons why--the mental condition given to killing--are what needs to be addressed.

As I patiently pointed out previously, guns have not changed much at all in the last 100 years, and yet mass shootings--especially in the jogger communities--have escalated astronomically. Obviously the guns are neither the issue nor the problem.

What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:50 pm

May I once again remind everyone that the clubhouse leader in the school mass shooter tournament is the Korean kid who put up a 32 using plain old semi-auto hand gun. And he racked up this number shooting young adults, not 7 year olds.

Those that claim that it is "assault weapons" that are the problem and that they are staunch defenders of the 2nd ammendment are full of shit.

Donnie Baker's Ghost · Tue Apr 11, 2023 2:26 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:23 am Republicans when it comes to Gun Violence...

Propaganda, party of Fiat.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:16 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:50 pm May I once again remind everyone that the clubhouse leader in the school mass shooter tournament is the Korean kid who put up a 32 using plain old semi-auto hand gun. And he racked up this number shooting young adults, not 7 year olds.

Those that claim that it is "assault weapons" that are the problem and that they are staunch defenders of the 2nd ammendment are full of shit.

STFU. That’s not a stat it’s a story. You stupid fucks think it means something.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:46 pm

Of course it's a story--a real story--unlike the dry and drifting stats. :wink:

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:36 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:46 pm

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:38 pm

Well a real surprise came down the pike today, as the killer of the high tech star in downtown S.F. was revealed to be a fellow high tech entrepreneur, an Iranian fellow with whom Bob Lee had been sharing a car ride when they got into a fight--and outside the car Lee was stabbed.

And I suppose that's a good thing that it wasn't the joqqers. :wink:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:49 pm

And no suprise, but really creepy...Biden is an alien..

https://twitter.com/i/status/1646394536640278530

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:34 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:23 am Republicans when it comes to Gun Violence...

Riight. Do..."something." Doesn't matter if it even works or is constitutional. Just do..."something."