Pop Some Corn. This Gonna Get Güüd

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Britney Spears' Memoir is about to drop. Family buttholes are puckering over how many uncomfortable truths and half-truths are in this thing.

This should ignite the smoldering drama within the Spears family and is undoubtedly more interesting than the Kelce/Swift relationship.

Pop some corn and settle in. I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

[Sudden Sam]

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

[Meat Head]

This is a gimmee
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)

Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
Over. But do we have to wait 20 years to see if we win?

Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023) Over

And how dare you use arbitrary methods in odds making. This is serious pro shit.

[Screw_Michigan]

I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)

:smile: :smile: :smile:

This was funny. But honestly, who's gonna read this thing? She's old, a has-been, and irrelevant. I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

[Kierland]

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

And how dare you use arbitrary methods in odds making. This is serious pro shit.

The lines are live so I don't have to listen to kcdave shit his panties about it.

[Sudden Sam]

I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

Hmmm..but Dylan Mulvaney is fine.

Gotcha.

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.

You made that up.

[FiatLux]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

Posting pics of women (biological edition) in various stages of undress has been defined as sophomoric by the board's moral compass. Don't blame me, your board god gets to redefine rules around here, apparently.

[Mikey]

I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)

:smile: :smile: :smile:

This was funny. But honestly, who's gonna read this thing? She's old, a has-been, and irrelevant. I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.

If this is a comparison to HyCylonic from SCIII I'll take the compliment.

I don't have the book on preorder but I'll admit I thought about it. I don't really have time for page turning. I wish Joan Rivers was still alive. Her analysis of Brittney's tell-all would be worth $4.39/month.

[Kierland]

I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

Hmmm..but Dylan Mulvaney is fine.

Gotcha.

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.

You made that up.

No I used evidence.

[Mikey]

HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.

If this is a comparison to HyCylonic from SCIII I'll take the compliment.

It isn’t.

[Sudden Sam]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The last two posts in this thread are the worst things I have ever seen.

I hate you people so much.

[Screw_Michigan]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

This is a ban-able offense.

[Kierland]

Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.

[Sven Golly]

I just noticed that Spears has absolutely no hips to speak of.

Oh, and familial sexual shenanigans will be quoted in the memoir.

Carry on...

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.

You're right. I'll add it to the Britney's 3BB contest.

[Sudden Sam]

The last two posts in this thread are the worst things I have ever seen.

I hate you people so much.

[Sudden Sam]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

This is a ban-able offense.

I agree!

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.

You're right. I'll add it to the Britney's 3BB contest.

Will this be like betting on Thursdays game on Sunday?

[Innocent Bystander]

Britney Spears' Memoir is about to drop. Family buttholes are puckering over how many uncomfortable truths and half-truths are in this thing.

This should ignite the smoldering drama within the Spears family and is undoubtedly more interesting than the Kelce/Swift relationship.

Pop some corn and settle in. I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Britney Spears is a victim of the Hollywood pedophile pipeline.
She deserves prayers, not mockery.

[FiatLux]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

The fuck???


Security!!!

[Sudden Sam]

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

The fuck???


Security!!!

[The Seer]

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting.

I'll wait for the illustrated version to come out.

[Kierland]

Have you ever read a book without pictures?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting.

I'll wait for the illustrated version to come out.

You monster! She needs PRAYERS!

[Scott from Anaheim]

I'll cross threads here: Britney's Discharge was a solid poster too.

[The Seer]

I'll cross threads here: Britney's Discharge was a solid poster too.

Nice snatchcatch.

[Meat Head]

It was an Abortion!




"Britney Spears says in memoir she had an abortion after pregnancy with Justin Timberlake"

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/rcna120795

All part of the marketing scheme to sell this pig fodder of a book.

[Kierland]

Nice glass dick to your own twat.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

Three Locks:

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)

Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)

"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

[Meat Head]

Nice glass dick to your own twat.

Yeah ok.

[Screw_Michigan]

"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Too late, this already came out

[HighPlainsGrifter]

"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Too late, this already came out

Was the announcement made on a Thursday?